Not In My Bible

Condi vacates with Goerge. Where's Laura?

2006-08-07T18:45:00.000-07:00

Could Bu$h and friends really be this evil?

2006-08-07T18:42:00.000-07:00

Dumbass republican threatens Sen. Byrd with TDR's big game rifle...

2006-08-07T18:38:00.000-07:00

...but hunts water buffalo with pistol.

Republicans support sex slavery

2006-08-07T18:35:00.000-07:00

So do Falwell, Robertson, Dobson and Perkins.

Manatee escapes Jebya's Florida

2006-08-07T18:31:00.000-07:00

Can you blame him?

Theofascist candidate solves all Middle East problems

2006-08-07T18:29:00.000-07:00

"I'd prefer they all rode unicorns instead of camels." (Scroll down)

Blueprint for future GOP election theft

2006-08-07T18:27:00.000-07:00

Why even bother with Diebold in charge?

Extreme Court creates consternation for Kompassionate Kancervative Krixtains in the workplace

2006-08-07T18:25:00.000-07:00

The Kompassionates may have to stop harassing women at work.

Presidential Prayer Team strikes again

2006-08-07T18:23:00.000-07:00

I wonder if they prayed for Clinton.

War On Terr: The Board Game

2006-08-07T18:21:00.000-07:00

You're either with them or against them, or sometimes both.

BREAKING: BP fakes pipeline problem in order to gouge us even more at the pump

2006-08-06T20:56:00.000-07:00

A vote for any republican, even for dogcatcher, is a vote for price-gouging criminals. Feel free to slap everyone you know who ever voted for a republican.

BP apologizes for getting...er, having to charge us more for gas.

"Oil prices could increase by as much as $10 per barrel given the current environment," Emori said. "But we can't really say for sure how big an effect this is going to have until we have more exact figures about how much production is going to be reduced."

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Theofascists are morally degenerate and downright ignorant of the Bible they say gives them the right to put us in concentration camps

2006-08-06T19:27:00.000-07:00

Was Jesus the same kind of money-hungry, lying fascist bully that Falwell, Robertson, Dobson and Perkins are? Click headline and read this whole thing.

Bu?h prepares to cut 'n run

2006-08-06T18:50:00.000-07:00

But, won't that mean all those GIs died for nothing? Whatever happened to staying the course and finishing the mission for the noble cause? Doesn't Bu#h want to finish the mission? Does he want the terists to win?

Meet the newest theofascist puppetmasters

2006-08-06T18:45:00.000-07:00

Republicans must become theofascists or at least promote theofascism. A vote for any republican, even for dogcatcher, is a vote for those who would turn our country into a feudal theocracy.

The New McCarthyism

2006-08-06T18:43:00.000-07:00

Courtesy Joe Lieberman and Lynn Cheney. Six years ago we'd have called that "dogs and cats living together."

What theofascists really want

2006-08-06T18:33:00.000-07:00

Bu#h locks lips with cheese-eating surrender monkeys

2006-08-06T18:30:00.000-07:00

Test vet: "Cheney and Rumsfeld killed 4300 American soldiers"

2006-08-06T18:28:00.000-07:00

And Saddam is on trial for..?

Libruls and communists want to kill Bu$h for being "Godly"

2006-08-06T18:25:00.000-07:00

I'm glad he is Godly. Imagine if he was a lying, fascist warmonger?

More hunters become treehuggers

2006-08-06T18:21:00.000-07:00

Supercomputers show global warming

2006-08-06T18:19:00.000-07:00

It's only a theory if you live in the parallel universe of Cancervatron where 2+2=5 and Saddam still had WMDs.

Where did Hezbollah get all those anti-tank missiles?

2006-08-05T21:54:00.000-07:00

Hints:

"October Surprise," Fall, 1980

Iran/Contra

"Bonzo Goes To College"

Poppy Bu$h and Friends about to lose another big contract

2006-08-05T21:43:00.000-07:00

Whiny theofascist liars caught whining, lying

2006-08-05T21:26:00.000-07:00

It's always funny when "christians" resort to lies.

Iraq: Bu^h must leave or take sides

2006-08-05T19:02:00.000-07:00

Bu?h's Weapons of Mass Distraction aside, GIs are still dying in Iraq

2006-08-05T18:57:00.000-07:00

And for what?

Collector coin reminds world Osama* is still a free man

2006-08-05T18:38:00.000-07:00

*You remember him, right? The guy who attacked the World Trade Center FIVE FRACKIN' YEARS AGO? At least Bu#h got Saddam, the guy who didn't attack us or anyone else. Oh, and Bu*h has Saddam's Browning Hi-Power illegally stored in the White House, breaking more than one D. C. law.

Whatever happened with that, anyway? Did Bu$h get him, or what?

Foolish governors think they still command their National Guard units

2006-08-05T18:34:00.000-07:00

Carter: Bu*h's policies caused Mideast violence

2006-08-05T18:28:00.000-07:00

What Bu%h read on his summer vacation

2006-08-05T17:44:00.000-07:00

Maybe he'll finally get to finish "The Pet Goat" (it was never "My Pet Goat").

And if he does...

40,000 GIs emulate Bu&h's shining example

2006-08-05T17:31:00.000-07:00

Scientist tests Bu$homycin in laboratory

2006-08-05T17:30:00.000-07:00

This pill might save America.

First Read: The Day In Politics. From MSNBC

2006-08-05T17:28:00.000-07:00

As if a law will protect children from child molesters. What putzes.

"Infidel" books still banned in Kentucky

2006-08-05T17:25:00.000-07:00

Ban doesn't apply to books by Coultergeist or Spawn Insannity.

Crook vs crook: Republican catfight not up to christian expectations

2006-08-05T17:22:00.000-07:00

Or is it?

Pentagon poisons our air and water

2006-08-05T17:21:00.000-07:00

And we pay them to do it.

Stars And Stripes sides with the terists

2006-08-05T17:19:00.000-07:00

Read letters from patriots who are as sick of Bu$h and his minions as the rest of us are.

Internets help patriots expose republican lies

2006-08-05T17:13:00.000-07:00

These are important, too.

Christian pedophile talkinghead busted again

2006-08-04T19:21:00.000-07:00

Second Coming Alert! Jesus is back, and He's a shrimp!

2006-08-04T19:09:00.000-07:00

These really are the End Times.

Who glued a picture of Jesus to this little shrimp? And how do we know it's not a picture of Tom Hanks from "Cast Away?"

Two republicans arrested for murder

2006-08-04T17:57:00.000-07:00

Republicans want to waste our money on airliner "defense" that doesn't work

2006-08-04T17:56:00.000-07:00

At least their friends will have our money to donate to republicans.

Another republican pretends he hasn't been a republican until now

2006-08-04T17:54:00.000-07:00

Bu#h protects us from educated people

2006-08-04T17:52:00.000-07:00

When theofascists attack!

2006-08-04T17:51:00.000-07:00

Other theofascists.

"Constitution In Crisis" now available

2006-08-04T17:49:00.000-07:00

Republican donors with German last names prove GOP run by nazis

2006-08-04T17:47:00.000-07:00

Freedom is on the march in Iraq

2006-08-04T17:46:00.000-07:00

Theofascists caught lying about "Jesus" film

2006-08-04T17:44:00.000-07:00

What happened to those who signed the Declaration of Independence

2006-08-04T17:42:00.000-07:00

More than will ever happen to any republican.

Bu*h's true talent revealed

2006-08-04T17:39:00.000-07:00

Patriotic Texans caught robbing soldiers

2006-08-04T17:37:00.000-07:00

Christians in home state of christians Bu$h and DeLay don't know they're supposed to be christians. Wait, this was about money, so...

Theofascists don't understand Robertson's flip-flop on global warming

2006-08-04T17:33:00.000-07:00

They'll come around when he launches his money-making scam to capitalize on the "theory." Tablets that make gas when mixed with water? Giant fans to blow pollution out to sea? Coupons for anti-global warming prayer retreats?

Theofascists support those who bomb Lebanese christians

2006-08-04T17:30:00.000-07:00

Anything to bring about Armageddon.

Why Kompassionate Kancervative Kristians hate hate crimes legislation

2006-08-04T17:28:00.000-07:00

"America's Adulterer" slithers out of his hole to spew hatespeech

2006-08-03T21:35:00.000-07:00

Theofascists love Rudi.

Context: God chose Bu$h to screw up the entire world

2006-08-03T21:30:00.000-07:00

Kompassionate Kancervative Krixtain memorabilia available at county fair

2006-08-03T20:13:00.000-07:00

Good thing they didn't get one of those activist judges.

Pat Robertson endorses pornography, plans to make money selling it

2006-08-03T19:55:00.000-07:00

It's the media's fault.
http://tinyurl.com/oq6ba

Expect him to come out with a line of such things as those tablets you mix with water in your car's tank to create gasoline .

Lifelong republican opposes Diebold election theft

2006-08-03T19:53:00.000-07:00

Now, about all the other crimes republicans commit...

Whew! GOP racism is only "symbolic"

2006-08-03T19:52:00.000-07:00

"Only?"

FAUXNEWZ broadcasts from parallel universe, Cancervtron

2006-08-03T19:50:00.000-07:00

Creating "newz" their fans are capable of understanding.

Laws don't apply to republicans anymore

2006-08-03T19:48:00.000-07:00

Elections are to be won, regardless of how.

In Bu?h's Amerika, only theofascist "history" should exist

2006-08-03T19:46:00.000-07:00

Next: Masonic symbols to be removed from paper money.

In Bu@h's Amerika, a letter to the editor is now sedition

2006-08-03T19:42:00.000-07:00

Next: Democrat campaign ads to be considered sedition.

From Wikipedia

Sedition in its modern meaning first appeared in the Elizabethan Era (c. 1590) as the "notion of inciting by words or writings disaffection towards the state or constitued authority" [1,89]. Ibid, p90: "Sedition complements treason and martial law: while treason controls primarily the privileged, ecclesiastical opponents, priests, and Jesuits, as well as certain commoners; and martial law frightens commoners, sedition frightens intellectuals."

An infamous Federal statute in U.S. history is the Alien and Sedition Acts.

Australia's sedition laws were amended in anti-terrorism legislation passed on 06 December 2005, updating definitions and increasing penalties.

Laura Berg, a nurse at a U.S. Dept. of Veterans Affairs hospital in New Mexico was investigated in September 2005 for sedition after writing a letter [1][2]to the editor of a local newspaper, criticizing the government. Ms. Berg is now being represented by the ACLU.

Theofascists drive Bu*h's Middle East policies

2006-08-03T19:39:00.000-07:00

And all other policies.

Bu#h moves US closer to a banana republic

2006-08-03T19:38:00.000-07:00

Next: Military tribunals to handle divorces and speeding tickets.

Surprise! Cheney lied about ordering Flight 93 shot down

2006-08-02T22:42:00.000-07:00

And republicans will defend this with logic from the parallel universe of Cancervatron.

In his bunker under the White House, Vice President Cheney was not notified about United 93 until 10:02--only one minute before the airliner impacted the ground. Yet it was with dark bravado that the vice president and others in the Bush administration would later recount sober deliberations about the prospect of shooting down United 93. "Very, very tough decision, and the president understood the magnitude of that decision," Bush's then chief of staff, Andrew Card, told ABC News.

Cheney echoed, "The significance of saying to a pilot that you are authorized to shoot down a plane full of Americans is, a, you know, it's an order that had never been given before." And it wasn't on 9/11, either.

President Bush would finally grant commanders the authority to give that order at 10:18, which--though no one knew it at the time--was 15 minutes after the attack was over.

But comments such as those above were repeated by other administration and military figures in the weeks and months following 9/11, forging the notion that only the passengers' counterattack against their hijackers prevented an inevitable shootdown of United 93 (and convincing conspiracy theorists that the government did, indeed, secretly shoot it down*). The recordings tell a different story, and not only because United 93 had crashed before anyone in the military chain of command even knew it had been hijacked.

At what feels on the tapes like the moment of truth, what comes back down the chain of command, instead of clearance to fire, is a resounding sense of caution. Despite the fact that NEADS believes there may be as many as five suspected hijacked aircraft still in the air at this point--one from Canada, the new one bearing down fast on Washington, the phantom American 11, Delta 1989, and United 93--the answer to Nasypany's question about rules of engagement comes back in no uncertain terms, as you hear him relay to the ops floor.

10:10:31

NASYPANY (to floor): Negative. Negative clearance to shoot.... Goddammit!...

FOX: I'm not really worried about code words at this point.

NASYPANY: Fuck the code words. That's perishable information. Negative clearance to fire.

(*Pieces of Flight 93 were found eight miles away from the impact site. This has been confirmed to me by two unimpeachable and independent sources, one law enforcement, one military. Somebody shot Flight 93 down.)

Public school 1, family values 0

2006-08-02T22:39:00.000-07:00

The school reported abuse 10 months before arrest.

No one in Bu*h's crime family or administration has a child who's worn a uniform for a single day

2006-08-02T22:34:00.000-07:00

Actual history: The Origins of Christianity

2006-08-02T21:12:00.000-07:00

Information theofascists don't want you to know. From a fellow patriot.

Theofascist Focus on the Family disinvited from "Faith Day," sponsored by...

2006-08-02T21:09:00.000-07:00

...Focus on the Family.

Get your Constitution poster while you still can

2006-08-02T21:06:00.000-07:00

If republicans retain control of Congress in November, these babies will be collectors' items among the resistance movement. Only patriots will have--or even want--one.

FEMA only helps republicans

2006-08-02T21:05:00.000-07:00

With our tax dollars.

All republicans are liars

2006-08-02T21:03:00.000-07:00

He lied about war service and education, and republicans will vote for him in droves. Pathetic.

What theofascists really want

2006-08-02T21:00:00.000-07:00

To do away with democracy, for one thing.

Read this, and if you want to help Jay Fawcett out, here's his website: http://www.fawcett4congress.com /

Candidates talk religion at Focus of the Family forum

By ED SEALOVER THE GAZETTE

Politics and religion mixed at a Focus on the Family congressional forum Monday, as answers that may have raised eyebrows elsewhere played perfectly before this crowd. Five Republicans and one Democrat seeking the open 5th Congressional District seat fielded questions on abortion, campaign integrity and the war in Iraq.

The answers were much the same as they have been throughout the campaign, but in front of a crowd of 220 made up mostly of employees of the Christian ministry, the candidates often referred to God and their faith. Bentley Rayburn spoke of opening Iraq to the word of Jesus. He and Duncan Bremer said they had been called by God to campaign for Congress.

An exchange on abortion between Democrat Jay Fawcett and Jeff Crank was illustrative of the event. Fawcett explained his pro-choice stance by saying: "I have no desire to dictate your faith to you, and I hope you have no desire to dictate mine for me." Crank, who supports outlawing abortion, shot back that votes on abortion always are based on the faith of the member deciding them. "We need to stop this phony baloney about not bringing faith into the public square," the former Chamber of Commerce vice president said. "We absolutely need to bring faith into the public square."

The debate at the headquarters of the influential, conservative Christian ministry was the next-to-last one scheduled before the Aug. 8 Republican primary. Five of the six Republicans in the primary to replace retiring GOP Rep. Joel Hefley have cast themselves as the true conservative in the race. Former El Paso County Sheriff John Anderson, considered the most liberal Republican candidate on social issues, did not attend.

Rayburn, a retired Air Force major general, framed several answers in terms of what "we as Christians" would do. As he has throughout the campaign, he described the war in Iraq as a battle against radical Islam and said establishing a democracy in Iraq would send a message. "That will open up hope within these countries for the gospel of Jesus Christ to change hearts," he said. Rayburn and Bremer, a former El Paso county commissioner, said they believe God had called them to run for office. "I want to be God's man in Washington," Bremer told the crowd. "I want to represent the heart of this district . . . whether people who are saved and working side by side with you or whether people who are unsaved." Colorado Springs Mayor Lionel Rivera noted his lifelong Catholicism as the basis for his anti-abortion stances; Doug Lamborn said he became a Christian when he was 19.

The Republican candidates vowed to support a constitutional amendment banning abortion.

All six, including Fawcett, said they hope to serve on the House Armed Services Committee and, responding to a question, all said they'd oppose a nationwide smoking ban similar to Colorado's.

The candidates also were questioned about the source of campaign
contributions and if any had taken money from the gambling or pornography industries. Lamborn, a state senator, was the only candidate who said he received a contribution from a casino owner. Lamborn said Bronco Billy's Casino general manager Marc Murphy gave him $500 because he agrees with his opposition to expanding gambling in Colorado.

Candidates also were asked what bill they would introduce first if
elected. Rivera said it would be a law allowing for greater supplies of alternative energy, and Crank said he would push for elimination of the federal Department of Education. Lamborn said he would like to make President Bush's tax cuts permanent, and Rayburn said he is interested in passing a balanced budget amendment. Bremer did not have a specific answer. Fawcett said he would seek funding for special-needs children that was not included in an earlier bill approved by Congress to help them.

Check out The Fudge Report

2006-08-02T20:59:00.000-07:00

I just found it.

Bu@h insults Purple Heart recipients

2006-08-02T20:55:00.000-07:00

Wears coward's color as he panders to Hispanic voters by giving Purple Heart to wounded Hispanic soldier.

The Battle of Athens, 1946

2006-08-02T20:53:00.000-07:00

Is it time for most Americans to do this?

Amerikan Legion goes after ACLU

2006-08-02T20:51:00.000-07:00

Fact: The ACLU's only mission is to protect the Bill of Rights from republicans.

Kansas chooses science over theofascism

2006-08-02T20:50:00.000-07:00

Rest assured, the nutjobs are going to retaliate.

Bu$h's unconstitutional signing statements spur uprising

2006-08-02T20:48:00.000-07:00

Did theofascists pray for Clinton?

2006-08-02T20:46:00.000-07:00

They're praying for Mel.

Where's the theofascist condemnation of Gibson's drinking and driving, anti-semitism?

2006-08-02T20:43:00.000-07:00

Drunk drivers are terrorists. Why do they defend a terrorist?

Should christians be treehuggers?

2006-08-02T20:41:00.000-07:00

Only if they believe they're supposed to be good stewards of God's gifts of natural resources.

This is education?

2006-08-02T20:39:00.000-07:00

Only in the parallel universe of Cancervatron.

The Truth About George W. Bu$h

2006-08-01T21:47:00.000-07:00

What theofascists really want

2006-08-01T21:40:00.000-07:00

If FAUXNEWS had been around throughout history

2006-08-01T21:38:00.000-07:00

H. R. 2679 promotes theofascism

2006-08-01T17:45:00.000-07:00

Bu*h wants to fight terism by avoiding FOIA

2006-08-01T17:40:00.000-07:00

And we get to pay for it.

Jackson, MS mayor threatens ACLU

2006-08-01T17:30:00.000-07:00

Until today's republicans are out of power, no one is safe.

Electoral rout in November?

2006-08-01T17:23:00.000-07:00

Do everything you can to make it happen.

Everything Bu?h wants us to know about 9-11

2006-08-01T17:17:00.000-07:00

Nuremberg II: Der Ruschkopf admits he and all republicans are responsible for what Bu#h has done to America and the world

2006-08-01T14:44:00.000-07:00

Those who've "propped up" this administration can walk the same plank with everyone in it.

Bill Frist thinks we have clambakes on Percy Priest Lake

2006-08-01T14:36:00.000-07:00

Tennessee is so proud of him for living in the real world with the rest of us he (ahem) represents.

No, this isn't Hermitage Landing. It's Hawaii, where they actually do have clambakes.

I know how he feels

2006-08-01T14:31:00.000-07:00

In the parallel universe of Cancervatron, 2+2 still equals 5.

Family values: Republican anti-gay thug outted

2006-08-01T14:29:00.000-07:00

Republicans lie about everything.

If republicans retain control of Congress in November, there will be a draft

2006-08-01T14:19:00.000-07:00

The Army has no stratetic reserves left. Young republicans avoid military service in droves, won't get drafted, leaving poor people to die in yet another unnecessary war for defense corporate welfare.

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Bu$h captures rich, foreign-born terist. Really.

2006-08-01T14:05:00.000-07:00

He's been spreading violence in many guises on several continents for nearly 30 years. I feel safer, don't you? Especially if he never again does something like "Signs."