Monday, August 07, 2006

Condi vacates with Goerge. Where's Laura?


Could Bu$h and friends really be this evil?

Dumbass republican threatens Sen. Byrd with TDR's big game rifle...


...but hunts water buffalo with pistol.

Republicans support sex slavery

So do Falwell, Robertson, Dobson and Perkins.

Manatee escapes Jebya's Florida

Can you blame him?

Theofascist candidate solves all Middle East problems

"I'd prefer they all rode unicorns instead of camels." (Scroll down)

Blueprint for future GOP election theft

Why even bother with Diebold in charge?

Extreme Court creates consternation for Kompassionate Kancervative Krixtains in the workplace

The Kompassionates may have to stop harassing women at work.

Presidential Prayer Team strikes again

I wonder if they prayed for Clinton.

War On Terr: The Board Game

You're either with them or against them, or sometimes both.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

BREAKING: BP fakes pipeline problem in order to gouge us even more at the pump



A vote for any republican, even for dogcatcher, is a vote for price-gouging criminals. Feel free to slap everyone you know who ever voted for a republican.



BP apologizes for getting...er, having to charge us more for gas.

"Oil prices could increase by as much as $10 per barrel given the current environment," Emori said. "But we can't really say for sure how big an effect this is going to have until we have more exact figures about how much production is going to be reduced."

More

Theofascists are morally degenerate and downright ignorant of the Bible they say gives them the right to put us in concentration camps

Was Jesus the same kind of money-hungry, lying fascist bully that Falwell, Robertson, Dobson and Perkins are? Click headline and read this whole thing.

Bu?h prepares to cut 'n run

But, won't that mean all those GIs died for nothing? Whatever happened to staying the course and finishing the mission for the noble cause? Doesn't Bu#h want to finish the mission? Does he want the terists to win?








Meet the newest theofascist puppetmasters

Republicans must become theofascists or at least promote theofascism. A vote for any republican, even for dogcatcher, is a vote for those who would turn our country into a feudal theocracy.

The New McCarthyism

Courtesy Joe Lieberman and Lynn Cheney. Six years ago we'd have called that "dogs and cats living together."

What theofascists really want

Bu#h locks lips with cheese-eating surrender monkeys


Test vet: "Cheney and Rumsfeld killed 4300 American soldiers"

And Saddam is on trial for..?

Libruls and communists want to kill Bu$h for being "Godly"

I'm glad he is Godly. Imagine if he was a lying, fascist warmonger?

More hunters become treehuggers

Supercomputers show global warming

It's only a theory if you live in the parallel universe of Cancervatron where 2+2=5 and Saddam still had WMDs.