Saturday, July 15, 2006

Bu?h redesigns Washington Monument


Robertson so excited, he leg-lifts 2000 pounds again.

Backward, christian soldiers

He's a Jew. What did you expect?

It means, "God is with us." If Falwell had his way, this would be the belt buckle on the Army's new blue uniform."

"Jesus told me to let you bleed to death"

No one is safe. Are you getting ready yet?

Ralph Reed is the perfect christian witness

Proves you can serve God and Mammon at the same time

If by "christian" you mean "typical republican:" lying, corrupt hypocrite. And theofascist abomination, to boot.

Theofascist "evangelist" faces 58 federal charges

But since he's against taxes and evolution, and is "employed by God," it's all okay.

If he doesn't have any income, where does he plan to get $250,000 if someone does "scientifically prove" evolution?

"You go to war with the Army of rapists you have"

Bu$h's Army treats its women like dirt. It's such a good thing our moral leader is a christian. If Dumsfeld set up whorehouses in Iraq like the PX did in Vietnam, maybe fewer soldiers would rape everything in sight.

Bu@h set to eavesdrop on even more of your phone calls

Negroponte's girlfriend is a Taiwanese spy

Only christian republicans keep us safe...from a Constitutional government.

Police state update: Bu?h's Jackbooted, fascist thugs beat retarded man

Click headline to see video

"Unprovoked attacks by Los Angeles police. From the counter-protest called by ANSWERLA.org to protest a Minutemen march in Hollywood on July 8, 2006.

Man in white shirt on left walks towards police, is clubbed. Others are clubbed, person in wheelchair knocked over. Screams of "he's mentally retarded." Officer on bike deliberately smashes into two people standing there videoing. Other cops club them, even after they're on the ground. After several seconds of them not moving, cop clubs them again and is pushed back by another cop."

Republicans still prefer myth over reality

The more Wagnerian the myth, the more they love it. Wagner was Hitler's favorite composer.

Is Bu#h still shtupping Condi?

You'd think she'd have better taste.

Baptists fear christian tree-huggers may dilute future theofascism

How can christians care about being good stewards of natural resources when judges and queers are all that matter?

Why republicans love 9-11 so much

Is the rapture just a theofascist fantasy?

It lets them dream of a time when they don't have to deal with truth, reality and libruls anymore.

It's mostly based on a "vision" a 15-year-old girl had in 1830.
http://tinyurl.com/ns7nk
The Rapture is an event in certain systems of Christian eschatology (the study of the end times) whereby it is believed that all Christians will be taken from Earth by Jesus Christ into Heaven. Although almost all forms of Christianity believe that those who are "saved" will enter Heaven, the term "rapture" is usually applied specifically to the belief that Christians will be taken into heaven prior to the Second Coming of Christ, and there will be a period of time where non-Christians will still be left on earth before Christ arrives to set up his earthly kingdom.

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"Cheney's orders were to do nothing at Flight 77 hurtled towards the Pentagon"

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Friday, July 14, 2006

After the rapture, you can still email those left behind

And gloat, in Jesus' name.

Guess who's hittin' the booze again?

That looks like a beer bottle by Bu?h's plate. And it doesn't seem to be his first of the day.

There is no such thing as global warming

That's why this year is the hottest on record, so far. Why do thermometers hate America?

Bu&h family values murder/suicide

He was a great guy, right up to the time of the crime.

Bu*h revels in Israel's war on Lebanon

Wants them to keep killing ragheads.

"We think it's important that, in doing that, they try to limit as much as possible the so-called collateral damage, not only on civilians but also on human lives," Snow said

Beginning of the end

Americans are sick of lies, crimes, fascism, ready to go back to Constitutional government.

Another rat deserts sinking ship o' state

Ron Paul (Fascist-TX) pretends to want Bu$h out of office in yet another election year stunt. He licked Bu@h's boots for 5 1/2 years, now wants us to believe this. Hogwash.

"Nuthin' up mah sleeve..."

With Bu*h, nothing is as it seems. Not even his lies.

Even babies are sick of Bu@h's lies, crimes, warmongering

Why our country is in such a mess

Most Americans are too lazy to inform and educate themselves.

Marines bill theofascist bullies for not showing up

God told them to stay home. Why didn't He tell the Marines, too?

Ninth Commandment doesn't apply to American Fascist Association

Ford stands up to theofascist bullies. Welcome to the fight.

Theofascists want everybody else to hurry up and die

Even if it takes a little "help."

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Kompassionate Kancervative Krixtain "Wetback Zapper"

It stops aliens and provides rednecks with entertainment.

Southern Baptist reichsmarshal wants more people tortured

BREAKING: Kenny Boy was lynched

Rich, white criminal/poor, black nobody: It was exactly the same thing. Leastways, in the parallel universe of Cancervatron, it was.

A newfound kindred spirit

Good stuff here.

Rapturewear Jewelry: Just the thing for Armageddon

Don't go to heaven wearing anything else.

Actual christians stand up to theofascists

Let's hope they're up to the task.

Ralph Reed's christian plan to mortgage old black people

Oh, and he's for gambling, too. At least he's against people who want to marry their laptops, and that's all that matters.

Whether it's true, or not

Israel's reason for helping Bu?h get his war for Iran's oil.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Theofascist pulpits to replace government regulatory powers

I've been warning you of this for over 20 years, and now they're proving me right. Again. They want "small gubmnt" so they can tell us how to live, free from such constraints as laws and that pesky librul Constitution.

Baptists plan hostile takeover of Europe

It's working here, so why not?

Republicans have sold America out

And families they pretend to care about are paying the price.

Kenny Boy was Martin Luther Jesus

He wanted people to be free...to rob their employees and investors blind. At least he didn't want to marry his cellphone and eat babies like all queer libruls do.

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The Reverend Dr. Bill Lawson compared Lay with civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. and Jesus Christ, and said his name would eventually be cleared.

"He was taken out of the world right at the right time," he said. "History has a way of vindicating people who have been wronged."

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BREAKING: Theofascists invented marriage

Much older cultures don't count. Especially those whose people have dark skin.

Rape on the rise under "christian" Bu*h

So are all other crimes. When your president is a criminal, he sets the standard...what fascists like to call, "moral leadership."

Bu?h makes petting zoo, ice cream parlor safe from evil-doin' terists

What a preznit. No wonder God put him in office.

Theofascists want more people tortured

Christians, on the other hand, want no one tortured. You do the math.

Bu#h's Fourth Reich also targets well-educated people

Of course, he does. Everyone who's surprised, raise your hand.

...Just to be safe

Designers snub Queen Laura

Why do they hate America?

Bu*h worshippers are a dangerous cult

Bu@h Crime Family honors master criminal


But is Kenny really dead?

Well, yes, but at least it's all going to Bu%h's friends

Dumsfeld pretends to be upset at Pentagon waste. More election year hogwash. He could have been doing something about this for five years. But then, Bu#h's friends wouldn't have had the keys to the Treasury for five years.

Bu^h wants more children to die in wrecks

Following Bu#h's regulations, Toyota to make trucks less safe.

One more step towards fascism: Right-wing hatespeech, lies, crimes, warmongering=good, on-air profanity=all that matters

Bu$h's Fascist Communications Commission moves closer to governmental intimidation of live news.

How long will Americans sit like frogs in slowly heating water, just waiting to get boiled by this fascist administration?

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Republicans hate democracy here and abroad

Always have, always will. It's why they're republicans. They've been fascists since they tried to replace FDR with a handpicked, Mussolini-style, dictator in 1933.

The Plot to Overthrow FDR: Real history
http://tinyurl.com/jk7hq
Cut 'n paste link into address line. You'll be amazed.

Kompassionate Kancervative Krixtains claim right to tell you what to read

And they can't even get their scripture right.

"Bu#hopedia" now on sale

It can help translate what he says into Standard English. But even after that, it's all still lies.

Republican Special Olympics

The only things missing are queer-beating, cross-burning and cousin-dating.

Bu*h has TWO "Ethics Advisors" on staff

Imagine if he didn't have any. There's also a "Director of Fact Checking" on the White House staff. She apparently does, well, nothing at all.

He needs Jiminy Cricket on staff to be his conscience...not that he'd listen to Jiminy instead of Rover.

Bu&h still can't keep his lies straight about tax cuts

"Are you gonna believe what you see, or what I tell you?"

Economists and budget analysts outside of the administration have explained that these claims are not supported by data or economic theory.[3] Now a Department of Treasury analysis presented in the Mid-Session Review itself confirms what outside experts have consistently said — tax cuts do not come remotely close to paying for themselves.[4]

The Treasury analysis concludes that making the President’s tax cuts permanent — and paying for the tax cuts with future reductions in spending — may ultimately increase the level of economic output (national income) in the long run by as much as 0.7 percent. (An increase in the level of economic output of 0.7 percent — the Treasury’s best-case scenario — in 20 years would represent an increase of about 4/100ths of one percentage point in the annual growth rate of the economy.)

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GOP: "The Earth is flat, the moon landings were faked, and Mrs. O'Leary's cow started the Chicago Fire"

They just can't live anywhere near reality, can they?

Police state update: Jackbooted, fascist thugs arrest man for holding sign

Man fined $500 for "inciting to honk;" much honking shows town's rejection of brownshirt cops, Bu$h himself


A local man was handcuffed and arrested after standing at Nine Mile Road and Woodward Avenue in protest against the war in Iraq.

Victor Kittila, 55, of Eastpointe was standing near the road in Ferndale last week holding a sign that read "Honk if you want Bush Out," according to the Daily Tribune.

Ferndale police seized the sign asking people to honk because it was becoming too noisy in an already busy part of town, according to the paper's reports.

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"Being republican as natural as being lying, criminal fascist"

If he can make stuff up, I can tell the truth.

Ralph Reed's shenanigans are apparently legal. But are they christian witness?

Depends on your view of what Jesus taught vis a vis gambling, lying and accepting bribes.

Clinton scheduled for Nashville visit on behalf of Harold Ford

Remember him? No wars, lots of allies around the world, record budget surplus, booming economy, record low unemployment? Good thing they got rid of that sumbitch before he cured cancer.

Bu?h lies every time he opens his diseased mouth

Kompassionate Kancervative Krixtain "pastor" gets what's coming to him

Won't be able to block activist judges in Florida anymore. Well, there's still all them queers what wants to get hitched and make good, decent white people get divorced.

Bu$h: "It's good that your grandchildren will finish paying for my war"

"Sacrifices must be made if we're to eliminate the middle class."

In the parallel universe of Cancervatron: "OUR thought-crimes=good, YOUR thought-crimes=bad, very bad

Bu*h admits he's not fuehrer for life yet

But finally abiding by the Geneva Convention is not a flip-flop because he's not even capable of such librul behavior.

Monday, July 10, 2006

Marines get new message in training

"You can't kill every raghead you see anymore." Anyone else wonder why they're getting this "message" now? Shouldn't they have always gotten it in training?

Too obvious, but I just couldn't help myself

Bu?h goes to Special Olympics dinner.

Snow: "Clinton still runs foreign policy 5 1/2 years after leaving office"

Powerless Bu@h blames Clinton, doesn't even try to fix the problem with North Korea.

Bu%h: "If I have to obey the law, the terists will win"

Actual christians getting more involved in politics; may save America from theofascist perverts

The National Council of Churches represents about 50 million Christians in America — the majority of them mainline Protestants.

"Jesus never said one word about homosexuality, never said one word about civil marriage or abortion," Edgar said.

He calls this movement the "center-left" — and it's seeking the same political muscle as the conservative Christians, a group with a strong power base in the huge Evangelical churches of the South.

But the left has its own Evangelical leaders, such as the Rev. Tony Campolo.

"We are furious that the religious right has made Jesus into a Republican. That's idolatry," Campolo said. "To recreate Jesus in your own image rather than allowing yourself to be created in Jesus' image is what's wrong with politics."

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A history of religion in public schools, and how theofascists perverted it

EXCERPT

School prayer is good, as long as it's theofascist school prayer.

Protestants in the 19th century agreed to bar "sectarian teaching" in public schools -- largely because they feared that Catholicism would be taught in districts dominated by the new wave of Roman Catholics. But Protestants agreed to keep prayers and devotional Bible-reading: symbolic practices that reflected their faith and values. Many Catholics could not in good conscience send their children to public schools in which the day began with readings from the Protestant Bible. Haynes said this is one reason there is a strong Catholic school system today.

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Theofascists pervert legal process in courtrooms

What's next, the corner bakery has to bake christian biscuits?

Bu*h set to bomb, invade India

I bet the protects all the outsourced tech support jobs.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Texas republican pretends he's against, well, everything republicans stand for

I love it when a republican rails at the gubmnt he's a part of. This fall, republicans will talk about "Washington" and "bureaucrats" as if democrats have been running things for five and half years. So just remember that republicans have caused every mess in and around our country. They are not to be trusted. Ever. They're all criminals, fascists, or both.

If Coultergeist is a christian, I'm gonna start praying to trees

Same for Falwell, Dobson, Perkins, any other theofascist abomination.

The Rendition of Christ by people who would have you believe America is a christian nation

And they themselves are christians. Did Jesus really teach that we should lie, cheat and steal as republicans have done, and still do?

Marine General Smedley Butler knew republicans were fascists in 1932

"Today, with all our wealth, a deathly gloom hangs over us. Today we appear to be divided. There has developed, through the past few years, a new Tory* class, a group that believes that the nation, its resources and its man-power, was provided by the Almighty for its own special use and profit.... On the other side is the great mass of the American people who still believe in the Declaration of Independence and in the Constitution of the United States.

"This Tory group, through its wealth, its power and its influence, has obtained a firm grip on our government, to the detriment of our people and the well-being of our nation. We will prove to the world that we meant what we said a century and a half ago-that this government was instituted not only to secure to our people the rights of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, but the right to eat and to all our willing millions the right to work."

(*Desendants of colonial royalists who never wanted America to exist in the first place.)

Theofascists infiltrate another public school

And use tax dollars to do it.

America: Freedom to Fascism

"The scariest damn film you'll see this year."

James Dobson wants people with AIDS to just die and leave him alone

But since they won't, at least he can exploit them for fundraising and hatemongering.

In Bu#h's Amerika, cops are as dangerous as soldiers

They want to kill Cindy Sheehan.