Saturday, May 13, 2006

Mother's Day used to be about peace

Laura Bu$h won't have to worry about her children dying in hubby's war, will she? Neither will any mother in the Bu$h crime family.

How much peace will the mothers of these wasted GIs have today?

Bu$h's Pentagon treats soldiers like so much toilet paper

Report: Suicidal troops sent into combat

U.S. military violated own rules on mentally ill troops, newspaper finds

U.S. military troops with severe psychological problems have been sent to Iraq or kept in combat, even when superiors have been aware of signs of mental illness, a newspaper reported for Sunday editions.

A Perfect Mother's Day Gift
By Cindy Sheehan
"In the name of motherhood and humanity..."
Mother of "christian" boy-raper is glad her son will get to go on mission trip instead of to prison
How many more boys will he abuse on his mission trip?

No Child Left Behind: Total failure

Just like everything else that was excreted from this junta.

Who got screwed the hardest by Bu$h's latest tax cut?

If you earn 50,000 or less per year
You will save $2 - 46

If you earn 50,000 - 100,000 per year
You will save $110 - 403

If you earn 100,000 - 1 million per year
You will save $1388 - 5562

If you earn 1 million or more
You will save $41,977 (average)

Here's what was deleted from the tax cuts package:

Deductions for state and local taxes

College tuition fees

School supplies for teachers who pay for them out of their pockets

Businesses hiring welfare to work - (bringing people out of welfare)


Reason #847,195 to join the ACLU

They like all ten amendments, the NRA only likes one. You do the math.

Now groups in other states (besides Maine), including state chapters of the American Civil Liberties Union, are considering asking their state regulators to determine the extent to which telephone companies assisted the NSA. They are reviewing the Maine filing as a resource.

McCain is Falwell's bitch

His PTSD from his POW days is finally kicking in, I guess.

Truth "politically not possible" under Bu$h

-- A year after Bush administration claims about Iraqi "bioweapons trailers" were discredited by American experts, U.S. officials were still suppressing the findings, says a senior member of the CIA-led Iraq inspection team.

At one point, former U.N. arms inspector Rod Barton says, a CIA officer told him it was "politically not possible" to report that the White House claims were untrue. In the end, Barton says, he felt "complicit in deceit."

Alabama fascist masquerades as Democrat

Denies holocaust happened. Says there's "no evidence" for it. I guess he means except for what Ike personally saw and had documented at great length.

Patton and Bradley saw plenty, too.

Defense bill establishes christian-only armed forces

Hitler's wehrmacht wore belt buckles reading, "God Is With Us."

The original nazis were "christians," too.

BREAKING: Rove finally indicted

Add him to the list of Bu$hCo criminals and/or fascists. In this case, both.

Here's a clearing house site for all Bu$hCo's crimes and misdemeanors. Cut 'n paste into address line.

Friday, May 12, 2006

If Deadeye Dick can sleep on the job, so can the rest of us

That's twice in three weeks...that we know of. Dare your boss to fire you for sleeping on the job.

Actual christians organize to rescue Ohio from theofascists and other republicans

Christianity for social justice. What a concept.

Fake poll says we want Bu$h to spy on us

If his approval is at 29%, how can over 60% support illegal eavesdropping?

FAUXNEWZ: "We like America"

But they don't have much use for that librul, pro-terist Constitution.

FAUXNEWZ: "America needs more white babies"

Think you own your car?

Think again. Bu$h's friends retain control over repairs.

Pfizer: "Our anti-smoking pill doesn't work, but give us your money, anyway."

In Bu$hWorld, they're entitled to it, you're not.

America still loves Bill Clinton

And will hate Bu$h forever.

All republicans are criminals

FBI raids home, office of Foggo, Bu$h's #3 crook at CIA. IRS also looking at him.

Mother's Day began as Mother's Day for Peace

Why did those mothers hate America?

Then capitalists morphed it into what it is today.

"Why do not the mothers of mankind interfere in these matters, to prevent the waste of human life of which they alone know and bear the cost?" Julia Ward Howe wrote in 1870 during the Franco-Prussian war and just a few years after the Civil War ended.

Shortly after, she published her Mother's Day Proclamation, which was a call for peace and disarmament, and staked out a day to organize around. Howe's vision of a peace movement led by mothers gained support and the first Mothers' Peace Day festival was held in Boston on June 2, 1873.

Mother's Day for Peace was celebrated in at least 18 U.S. cities that first year and the tradition continued in Boston for the next 10 years.

What Mother's Day used to be about
Arise, then, women of this day!
Arise all women who have hearts, whether your baptism be that of water or of fears!

Say firmly: "We will not have great questions decided by irrelevant agencies,

"Our husbands shall not come to us reeking with carnage, for caresses and applause.

"Our sons shall not be taken from us to unlearn all that we have been able to teach them of charity, mercy, and patience.

"We women of one country will be too tender of those of another country to allow our sons to be trained to injure theirs."

From the bosom of the devasted earth a voice goes up with our own. It says, "Disarm, Disarm!"

The sword of murder is not the balance of justice! Blood does not wipe out dishonor nor violence indicate possession.

As men have often forsaken the plow and the anvil at the summons of war, let women now leave all that may be left of home for a great and earnest day of counsel.

Let them meet first, as women, to bewail and commemorate the dead.

Let them then solemnly take counsel with each other as the means whereby the great human family can live in peace,

And each bearing after her own time the sacred impress, not of Caesar, but of God.


Don't believe projected gas mileage on new car sticker

Carmakers are just as big liars as all other republicans.

Clinton prosecutor stalked ex-girlfriend

Lives there a republican who's not, at the very least, a hypocrite?

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Theofascists ramp up war on science

Basically, they're at war with knowledge.

Theoscientist says Earth is 6000 years old. Remember, 150 years ago, the Bible "proved" Earth was 4004 years old. Which Bible is right?

29%! Send more carriers to Iran!

He already did: The Lincoln, Enterprise and Reagan are on station, ready to start another war for your great-grandchildren to pay for.

Who would want to be in Bu$h's Army?

Torture mentality infects treatment of injured basic trainees. Many say they'd prefer jail. Get hurt, get treated like dirt. Yeah, that'll motivate them to want to die in one of Bu$h's wars.

Jerry Lewis (not that one, the crooked republican) in hot water

All republicans are criminals.

International drug lords love Bu$h

Remember, Spawn Insannity said his king already won this war.

Afghan poppy farmers expect record opium crop and the Taliban will reap the rewards.

Young theofascists won't fight in Iraq, but they're training to round you up in Civil War II

And the Pentagon is helping them.

Constitution now part of atheist/librul conspiracy

They claim their religion and values are under attack but, amidst spectacular lightshows, hummers, Navy Seals, and military imagery on stage, it is Battle Cry that has declared war on everyone else! Their leader, Ron Luce, insists: "This is war. And Jesus invites us to get into the action, telling us that the violent--the 'forceful' ones--will lay hold of the kingdom."

A glimpse at Battle Cry's Honor Academy, which trains 500 youth each year and preaches that homosexuality and masturbation are sins, reveals a lot about what kind of society they are fighting for. Interns are forbidden to listen to secular music, watch R-rated movies or date. Men can't use the internet unsupervised and the length of women's skirts is regulated. The logic behind this, that men must be protected from the sin of sexual temptation, is what drives Islamic fundamentalists to shroud women in burkhas!

Behind their multi-million dollar operation that sends more than 5,000 missionaries to more than thirty-four countries each year, are some of the most powerful and extreme religious lunatics in the country. Their partners include Pat Robertson (who got a call from Karl Rove to discuss Alito before the nomination was made public), Ted Haggard (who brags that his concerns will be responded to by the White House within 24 hours), Jerry Falwell (who blamed September 11th on homosexuals, feminists, pagans, and abortionists), and others. Their events have been addressed by Barbara Bush (via video) as well as former President Gerry Ford. This weekend's event will include Franklyn Graham who has ministered to George Bush and publicly proclaimed that Islam is an "evil religion."

They hate us more than the terists


Ten Commandments now come from "christian" New Testament

There, a cluster of dancers impersonating liberal activists waved signs with slogans like "No Moore!" and "Keep God Out!! No God in Court." The boy Moore danced a harangue, first lurching toward his tormentors and then cringing back in outrage before breaking through their line to lunge for his monument. But the dancers in trench coats -- agents of atheism -- got hold of it first and took it away, leaving him abject on the floor. As the song's uplifting chorus played -- "After you've done all you can, you just stand" -- a dancer in a white robe, playing either an angel or God himself, came forward and helped the Moore character to his feet.

All republicans are criminals

Including, apparently, the governor of Kentucky.

Specter thinks he's protecting us from "a full-blown dictatorship"

He's 5 1/2 years too late.

America wakes up: The 2000 election was stolen

But you won't hear about it on FAUXNEWZ.

Big Brother-lover calls Big Brother...Big Brother

Even Squinty McSquinter finally realizes no one is safe.


Cheney, von Rumsfeld protected telecoms who spied on us under Ford

Christian (sic) Nationalism doesn't include us

It's only for white theofascist republicans.

Christian (sic) Nationalists are from the parallel universe of Cancervatron where 2+2=5 and American history is whatever they say it is this month.

Jesus used to own America

Christian nationalists believe in a revisionist history, which holds that the founders were devout Christians who never intended to create a secular republic; separation of church and state, according to this history, is a fraud perpetrated by God-hating subversives. One of the foremost Christian revisionist historians is David Barton, who , in addition to running an organization called Wallbuilders that disseminates Christian nationalist books, tracts and videos, is also the vice-chairman of the Texas Republican Party. The goal of Christian nationalist politics is the restoration of the imagined Christian nation. As George Grant, former executive director of D. James Kennedy's influential Coral Ridge Ministries, wrote in his book "The Changing of the Guard:"
"Christians have an obligation, a mandate, a commission, a holy responsibility to reclaim the land for Jesus Christ -- to have dominion in civil structures, just as in every other aspect of life and godliness.
But it is dominion we are after. Not just a voice.
It is dominion we are after. Not just influence.
It is dominion we are after. Not just equal time.
It is dominion we are after.
World conquest. That's what Christ has commissioned us to accomplish."

Will Bu$h pardon Cunningham?

Or has someone threatened his family?

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Bu$h's Army believes its officers are slaves

Where are all the fire-breathing chickenhawks who demanded this war, but want other people's children to die in it for them?

"Are you going to war in my place peacefully, or do I hafta muss ya up?"

Republicans love their criminals

Give Ney Standing-O.

Bu$h lies about lying about WW III

After five years, how can we expect him to keep his lies straight?

Bu$h's effect on the GOP

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of criminals.

Could Oregon's idea save democracy?

Diebold can't rig mail-in ballots.

Coultergeist: Felon

Her voter fraud was third-degree felony. Like all republicans, she has no use for the law.

Jerry Falwell wants other people's children to keep dying in Bu$h's war

But military families are sick of the whole thing. Why do they hate America?

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Stupid bird flu movie proves ABC part of vast, right-wing conspiracy

Not that this is news, but fear-mongering is part of Bu$h's agenda. So is giving our money to Big Pharmas for vaccines that won't work, and even if they did, we'll never need them.

ABC "news" sells right-wing lies about Plan B

Jerry Falwell wants kids to smoke

Otherwise, he'd be in on this.

Jerry Falwell doesn't give a damn about what's happening in Darfur

Neither do Robertson, Dobson, Perkins or any theofascists. They're too busy hunting queers and judges. (Click headline for sad pictures.)

Why don't Army recruiters go after chickenhawklets at private "christian" schools?

Instead of autistic kids who don't understand what they're joining?

Bu$h gets lecture on christian values from...president of Iran

Who is right on the money about this, by the way.

How can Bu$h "return" to christianity when he's never been there?

SEC investigating Diebold election-riggers

Bad news is, everybody at the SEC is a Bu$hevik.

Hastert to award Goss for incompetence, gambling, hookers

And Cheney for handing our country's energy policy over to Big Oil.

Dr. First declares "Pretend We Give A Damn About Your Healthcare Week"

Republicans only care about your money and their hookers.

FINALLY: Bu$h will have to learn English

Lamar! introduces stupid@$$ senate bill making it so.

Tax dollars go for expensive, emotional event that ignores why we're at war today

"Remember the dead, ignore the lying warmongers," or something like that.

ALL Diebold e-voting machines are rigged!

Every one in every state.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Bu$h needs 23 helicopters for Marine One

$6.1 billion more of our dollars to his friends...for European choppers.

Bu$h finally gives troops body armor: Water-cooled joke

Like everything else in his junta, it doesn't work. But at least his friends got rich making and selling it.

Bu$h doesn't want you to vote

Now that the Diebold machines are being ratted out, he needs the Department of inJustice to step in.

Frist strikes again: Healthcare bill meant to destroy small businesses

Only a few republicans are entitled to everything.

Jerry Falwell doesn't care if you get sick and die in a hospital

Profits=good, patients, employees=bad, very bad.

"Ya shoulda seen the one that got away"

The terists are coming! The terists are coming! Vote republican!

Give their friends all money and power. Only they love America enough to protect us from ragheaded robots.

"While billions have been spent on ballistic missile defense, little attention has been given to the more imminent threat posed by unmanned air vehicles in the hands of terrorists or rogue states," writes Hambling.

31%! Time for another tax cut

Well, not for your or me, of course. Only for those who have money to burn.

Bu$h has begun his scorched-earth agenda. He knows republicans will be out of business soon, and for quite a while. So he's destroying everything for everybody but the super-rich.

Bill Frist: Corporate whore

Why else would he leave his lucrative medical practice for such a small salary as a senator? His job is to help the AMA, Big Pharmas and insurance companies sodomize us from coast to coast, border to border. What would be real news is if someone found legislation that wasn't written by lobbyists.

Last December, Senate Majority Leader Bill First (R-TN) and House Speaker Dennis Hastert inserted a provision in the Defense Appropriations bill that granted vaccine manufactures near-total immunity for injuries or deaths (even in cases of “gross negligence”) caused by their drugs during a viral pandemic, such as an outbreak of the avian flu. The legislation was “worth billions of dollars” to a small group of drug makers.

The provision was inserted in the dead of the night, after House and Senate conferees had agreed the provision would not be included in the bill.

Bu$h uses hurrican season as excuse for military occupation of Gulf states

The Pentagon is now in charge of the CIA, too. How long before Bu$h orders permanent martial law to preserve his catastrophic junta?

Bush can't open his mouth without lying

Claimed to have caught 7.5 lb perch. Unfortunately, the world record catch is about half that.

Republican generals: Crooks, whores or both

Is there no one honorable left in the Pentagon to protect us?

Republicans: Crooks, whores or both

Some are whores who like other whores.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Vatican: "Jerry Falwell is a pagan"

Does God really want us to think of Him as a wizard?

Creationism is for simple-minded people, isn't it? Do televangelists show love for their flocks when they demand willful ignorance?

Theofascists annex Center for Disease Control

Jerry Falwell wants kids to get STDs.

It doesn't matter if it's true, it only matters if it's "christian."

Iraqis still welcome our troops with carpets of flowers

Only seven killed this time.

Jerry Falwell doesn't care about Katrina's youngest victims

But, boy, this buncha Hollywood librul feminazis sure do.

Herr Doktor Mengele alive and working at Pfizer, Inc.

Falwell doesn't care.

They tested drugs on little Nigerian kids. These are the people republicans, especially Dr. First, work for.

Theofascists mean to control contraception

The gubmnt must leave us alone so theofascists can tell us how to live.

Why theofascists want another Civil War

Basically, it's because we're not good enough to share Amerika with them. I say, let them move to Argentina with all the other nazi and confederate holdouts, and leave decent people alone.

How Bu$h helped theofascists hijack National Day of Prayer

Librul prayers don't get answered in Amerika.

Tony Perkins hates Mexicans

Well, they are brown-skinned, and all brown-skinned people are terists...

Bu$hCo's recipe for gas helped price gouging

What did we expect?

How many "christian" republicans are gay?

And why do they love gay hookers so much?

Either there are no terists, or Bu$h doesn't care about national security

Which do you think was the reason he didn't take these guys up on this offer?

Republicans lie about everybody and everything

It's how they have so many enemies they'll stop if people will just give them enough money. They cannot exist without enemies.