Saturday, July 08, 2006

Marriage now a country club

Theofascists celebrate "protecting marriage" by arbitrarily limiting who can get married.

Theophysicists at Falwell's Liberty (sic) University (sic) have proved that there is a finite number of marriages possible in the known universe. If a gay couple get married, they'll push a straight couple out the other end of the pipeline, into divorce court.


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