Friday, January 20, 2006

For theofascists, "Love thy neighbor" no longer in effect

Theofascists killed reality show because neighbors accepted gay couple.

Why christians should care:

As republicans follow only the laws they like, theofascists follow only the commandments they like, and then make up new ones only they know about.

"I bring you these Fifteen...(crunch)...Oy! These Ten Commandments!"

Theo-archeologists from Liberty University discover, reassemble pieces from missing commandments 11-15. New tablet clearly contains admonishments to cheat, bully, lie, steal and speak hatefully about your enemies.


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