Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Christian abayas on the way

Theofascists don't want us to look at pretty girls.

Holy man Pat Robertson avoids looking at pretty girls, hires others to tell him how sinful they look.

Was two-time squinting champion in college.

Why christians should care:

Listening to theofascist lies, hatespeech=good, looking at pretty girls=bad, very bad.

Chris Matthews alert: Theofascists are just like Islamofascists!



The Qur'an tells both women and men to be modest. [For some Muslims, modest clothing for women is a head covering called a 'hijab', but this was not worn in all medieval Muslim societies. Whenever a woman entered a mosque, however, she would always have her head covered. (This was also true of medieval Christian women entering a church.) In some societies even the woman's face was covered.]

Theofascists don't object when Schwarzenator appeals to all the latent homosexuals in their midst.



Neither did the first nazis. ("The Torchbearer," by Hitler's favorite sculptor, Arno Breker.)

I'm just saying...


Oddly enough, theofascists don't object to Coultergeist's pathetic attempts at sex appeal.



Or to Jessica Simpson's successful efforts at sex appeal.



But they're all republicans, so, "That's diff'runt!"

3 Comments:

At 4:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does that mean girls that aren't pretty can flash the flesh? I like ugly gurls.

 
At 5:51 PM, Blogger Tennessee Jed said...

$5000 man that is steep for a fine. I think if I had money it would be cool and worth $5000 to hire the busty-est vixen to strip at the show in protest, then make them sue me for the 5k.

 
At 8:47 PM, Blogger ChristianLibrul said...

When they sue you, use the Coultergeist pix.

 

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