Saturday, December 31, 2005

Guten Rutsch ins Neue Jahr

In Bavaria they say, "A good slide into the New Year." On "Friends," they once celebrated the "Dickin'-Rockin'-Dicky Eve."

Click headline to access BigBrotherCams in NYC because apparently theirs is the only midnight that matters. So us poor schmucks in the CDT zone are just so-one-hour-ago.

841st KIA of the year dies; GIs sit in rain to hear "Idol," general hands out coffee beans

2177* total KIAs in war, 16,155 wounded. Goergie, you're doing a heckuva job.

(*That we know of. Doesn't include wounded who died later in military hospitals in Germany or the US.)

When a spoiled child misbehaves, the first order of business is to get him to stop misbehaving. The next order of business is to get him to clean up his mess or go to bed without supper. But goerge's worshippers want their spoiled child to continue misbehaving, continue making a mess, and for their relatives to pay for cleaning up the spoiled child's mess.

Ashcroft's deputy hated America, wanted terists to win

Probably didn't like Christmas, either.

Sided with that librul Constitution over his king.

The top deputy to then-Attorney General John Ashcroft refused two years ago to approve important parts of the secret program that allows domestic eavesdropping without warrants, prompting two leading White House aides to try to win the needed approval from Mr. Ashcroft himself while he was hospitalized after a gall bladder operation, according to officials knowledgeable about the episode.

Terrific editorial cartoons

My three favorites, but they're all great. Click headline.

Goerge has spent 365 days at his "ranch"

There he finds work he's qualified for--clearing brush.

Only Condo has escaped being railroaded into "helping" with a chainsaw. What does she do for Goerge instead?

Liars, traitors and thieves always exploit religion to justify lies, treason and theft

Religion throughout history has been exploited by liars, traitors and thieves to justify lies, treason and theft.
Bush has wrapped up all three under a single cover: a dictatorship in turn rationalized by a "War on Terror" which Bush alone defines; Bush alone takes his orders from God —not Congress. What a convenient, circular rationalization for a would be dictator! Bush's dictatorship, therefore, is not only above the law, it is THE law.

All this has a very, very familiar ring to it.

Charles I of England made the same argument in a dispute with Parliament that erupted into the English Civil War. Parliament had challenged his attempts to augment his own power. He was also opposed by Puritans —hostile to his religious policies. Incidentally, it was the Puritans, ancestors to today's "religious right", who waged the first "War on Christmas". Charles was defeated in the Civil War; he was arrested, tried, convicted and ultimately, executed for high treason

Goerge's year in review


"Tillman cover-up, Schiavo, How many people affected in Hurricane Katrina, lack of the use of swift boats in the Katrina Rescue effort, No air drops to Superdome, orders to shoot people over a loaf of bread that was taken from a store, No military funerals attended by the GOP, explosion heard 2 days after the storm passed and THEN the levees gave way, GOP holding votes open, Last throes comment, stuff happens comment, mission accomplished (100 dead at the time), Medicare reform Bill, Class-Action Reform Bill, Medicare not allowed to broker prices for prescription drugs, Drownie, Condi shoe shopping, we don't torture, we send detainees to other countries to not be tortured, Democrats are muzzled on all legislation, Lobbying is well out of control, Abramoff, DeLay, Diebold, Ohio elections..."

Much more

How long before goerge invades Iran?

The Germans say only weeks, maybe days.

Maybe he should re-invade Afghanistan instead

Desperate farmers return to growing opium

Bush worship is a cult

Does anybody really believe God rigged two elections?


(w)hen challenged by harsh facts about their Dear Leader, Bushists - like Moonies - reflexively answer allegations based on hard cold facts with nonsense and practiced nonsequitors - assertions that they sincerely seem to believe but that make absolutely no sense to others.

The group displays excessively zealous and unquestioning commitment to its leader and … regards his belief system, ideology, and practices as the Truth, as law.

Questioning, doubt, and dissent are discouraged or even punished.
Mind-altering practices … are used in excess and serve to suppress doubts about the group and its leader(s).

The group displays excessively zealous and unquestioning commitment to its leader and … regards his belief system, ideology, and practices as the Truth, as law.

Questioning, doubt, and dissent are discouraged or even punished.
Mind-altering practices … are used in excess and serve to suppress doubts about the group and its leader(s).

The leadership dictates, sometimes in great detail, how members should think, act, and feel…

The group is elitist, claiming a special, exalted status for itself, its leader(s) and members (for example, the leader is considered the Messiah, a special being, an avatar - or the group and/or the leader is on a special mission to save humanity).

The group has a polarized us-versus-them mentality, which may cause conflict with the wider society.

The leader is not accountable to any authorities…

The group teaches or implies that its supposedly exalted ends justify whatever means it deems necessary. This may result in members’ participating in behaviors or activities they would have considered reprehensible or unethical before joining the group…

The leadership induces feelings of shame and/or guilt in order to influence and/or control members. Often, this is done through peer pressure and subtle forms of persuasion.

Subservience to the leader or group requires members to cut ties with family and friends, and radically alter the personal goals and activities they had before joining the group.

The group is preoccupied with bringing in new members.

The group is preoccupied with making money.

Members are expected to devote inordinate amounts of time to the group and group-related activities.

Members are encouraged or required to live and/or socialize only with other group members.

The most loyal members (the “true believers”) feel there can be no life outside the context of the group. They believe there is no other way to be, and often fear reprisals to themselves or others if they leave (or even consider leaving) the group.

Next question: How do we deprogram 100 million people?

Ban cancervative marriage--they reproduce

Gays don't reproduce, so why bother banning gay marriage?

Reminder: The Downing Street memos are real

Goerge was going after Iraq's oil no matter what.

Yes, they did steal the last two elections

And they'll keep doing it as long as we let them.

Here's hoping John Hinckley has realized the error of his ways

The error was in buying a .22 (Ruger Single-Six--a cowboy-style, single-action revolver) instead of a .45 automatic. Maybe he'll do better this time?

The Hinckley-Bush family connections

In reality, Hinckley is the son of a mighty Texas oilman who was a top backer of George H.W. Bush's first bid for the presidency. Hinckley's brother Scott actually had dinner plans with Neil Bush (the career-criminal son of Bush Sr. and brother of George W.) in Denver the night after Reagan was shot.

(Neil Bush's ex-wife Sharon, who has been a source of great embarrassment for the Bush Dynasty, described the Bush-Hinckley relationship this way: "From what I know and I've heard, they are a very nice family and have given a lot of money to the Bush campaign.")

The would-be assassin and George W. Bush were even neighbors in Lubbock, Texas. After the attempt on Reagan's life, George W. was asked if he knew John Hinckley Jr.

"It's certainly conceivable that I met him or might have been introduced to him," he told UPI on March 31, 1981. "I don't recognize his face from the brief, kind of distorted thing they had on TV and the name doesn't ring any bells."

George W. had run a failed race for Lubbock's congressional seat in 1978, which is the only possible explanation for his next quote in the UPI interview: "I know he wasn't on our staff. I could check our volunteer rolls."

Stranger still, Ronald Reagan endorsed young Bush's opponent in the 1978 race -- Texas state Sen. Kent Hance, who was a Democrat at the time. Hance dismissed George W. as a rich-kid Yalie pretending to be a Texan, and it worked.


Osama bin Laden: A retrospective

But, but...we got Saddam?!?!

From "Wanted: Dead or Alive" to "Eh..."

During WWII, the US Navy actively hunted the six Japanese aircraft carriers involved in the attack on Pearl Harbor. They eventually got all six, sinking the last one, the Zuikaku, in October, 1944--less than three years into the war.

Both the Navy and the Army also actively hunted Japanese Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto, mastermind behind the Pearl Harbor attack plan. The USAAF shot down Yamamoto's plane in April, 1943--16 months into the war-- killing the admiral in the process.

Oddly, goerge doesn't feel motivated to do the same about the guy who attacked us four years ago. Instead, he invaded Iraq, a country that hadn't done anything to us, and now is prepping to attack Iran, another country that hasn't done anything to us. Meanwhile, Osama bin Laden is still a free man.

USAF finally realizes the Cold War ended 16 years ago

Defense welfare ends as Rhein-Main base in Frankfurt closes.

Wanted: One honest war museum

Then fewer people might demand war when it isn't necessary.

Support the troops, but not the veterans; it's too expensive

VA gives veterans run-around about benefits.

Don't even support the troops, either; it's also too expensive

Marines still get defective body armor.

Soldiers required to live up to enlistment contracts, but Pentagon isn't

Today's soldiers are virtual slaves.

Friday, December 30, 2005

Top 10 Bushisms of the year

Hard to pick a favorite from so many gems, but I might say this is it.

8) "This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table." --Brussels, Belgium, Feb. 22, 2005

(See related post below: "Will goerge bomb Iran in the next few days?")

Move America Forward: The people behind the "we found WMDs" teevee ads

If by "forward" they mean "back to the days of feudal Europe."

Their subgroups might be called, "Drink For Sobriety" and "Cheat For Honesty."

They're bullies, plain and simple, and they're already working to stage-manage the mid-terms. For example,

A Republican PR firm has formed a fake grassroots front group called "Move America Forward" to harass and intimidate theater owners into not showing "Fahrenheit 9/11." These are the same people who successfully badgered CBS into canceling the Reagan mini-series a few months ago. And they are spending a ton of money this week to threaten movie theaters who even think about showing our movie.


Fake voting rights groups linked to White House

Sen. Coburn (R-OK): "Invading a country that hadn't attacked anyone in 13 years was just like fighting those who started WWII..."

" invading countries that hadn't attacked them."

"Freedom isn't free."

"A fascism worse than Hitler.

"Tippecanoe and Tyler, too!"

"54-40, or fight!"

Pentagon orders GIs to give "good-news" interviews while home on leave

They call it, "Operation Homefront." Shouldn't it have been "Homeland Front?"

Good soldiers follow orders and hundreds of American military men and women returned to the United States on holiday leave this month with orders to sell the Iraq war to a skeptical public.

The program, coordinated through a Pentagon operation dubbed “Operation Homefront,” ordered military personnel to give interviews to their hometown newspapers, television stations and other media outlets and praise the American war effort in Iraq.

Initial reports back to the Pentagon deem the operation a success with dozens of front page stories in daily and weekly newspapers around the country along with upbeat reports on local television stations.

“We've learned as a military how to do this better,” Captain David Diaz, a military reservist, told his hometown paper, The Roanoke (VA) Times. “My worry is that we have the right military strategy and political strategies now but the patience of the American public is wearing thin.”

Ain't it the truth? Especially since all the "reasons" for being there were lies.

Resluglicons were for an awful lot of things before they were against them

Remember when they claimed to be for smaller, less intrusive gubmnt? Some still say that with a straight face.

Here are the top 20 from among so many more.

Goerge's coup d'Constitution

Son revisits the sins of the father on America

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The 9-11 attacks provided the rationale for what amounts to a Bush family coup against the Constitution.

From the outset, President George Bush used 9-11 to reorganize and increase the federal government’s reach far beyond any existing law to delve into the lives of innocent, ordinary people. The new powers allowed the government to arrest them at will and to subject them to endless incarceration without judicial review. Some people were sent abroad to be tortured for crimes they had nothing to do with. Who knows how many people have been tortured in American jails? When government employees within the intelligence community sought to protest, the government fired them and made sure they could never get another job in their areas of expertise. This extraordinary program of spying on Americans, much of which was carried out in fishing expeditions under the Patriot Act, has the makings of a consistent and long-range policy to wreck constitutional government.


When goerge said, "We value the Constitution," of course he meant, "as toilet paper"

Every sentence out of his diseased mouth is a lie.

Marines can get fat while in Iraq

So much for the lean, green, fighting machine.

Gyrenes don't have to be in shape while in a war zone, only when stateside and available for more parade ground duty.

I told you goerge was spying on Democrats and reporters

What is this, East Germany?

NSA also spied on its own people.

A Midwinter Night's Dream

Okay, so it's only been winter for two weeks. Still...

"Goerge W. Bush, you're under arrest."

Will Goerge bomb Iran in the next few days?

The Germans say he's getting ready.

And if so, for what purpose other than to re-establish himself as God's crusader and wielder of unlimited war powers?

PROVEN: Goerge was going to invade Iraq--no matter what

Remember those Downing Street Memos? More have surfaced.

For example

The bombing campaign was initiated a full ten months before the Bush Administration determined that all diplomatic means had been exhausted and six months before Congressional authorization for the use of force. A total of 21,736 sorties* were flown over southern Iraq between June 2002 and the beginning of the war. According to a document found by Larisa Alexandrovna of, Lieutenant-General T Michael Moseley said that the "spikes of activity" were part of a covert air war. According to Moseley, the attacks, "laid the foundation" for the war.

(*Sortie: One plane, one mission=one sortie. Ten planes, one mission=ten sorties, one mission.)

Coultergeist strikes again: "Kwanzaa is a holiday for white libruls, not blacks"

She also thinks people who want clean neighborhoods are stupid.

America's New Hope: War vets who are Democrats

The chickenhawks will squirm!

Over thirty Gulf War I and II veterans plan to run as Democrats in next year's mid-terms.

Surely they know to prepare for all the swiftboating better then Kerry (yawn) did.

Adultery=good, reporting adultery=bad, very bad

TN resluglicon threatens newspapers.

If he didn't want people to know he was having an affair, maybe he shouldn't have had an affair.

"We do not torture."

Others do that for us.

More and more memos are flying all over the place.

"Teach the controversy" only applies to controversies theofascists like

Anything to replace science with theo-science. Anything at all.

Okay, let's teach some controversies in Baptist Sunday Schools equally.

1. Was there or was there not actually a war on Christmas? (I personally know for a fact some Baptist churches included this topic in Sunday Schools this year, and it was given from the point of view that the war on Christmas was real, although they offered only statements of its existence as proof.)

2. Does or does not your DNA determine your sexuality?

3. Did or did not Saddam have WMDs?

4. Did or did not Saddam have anything to do with 9-11?

5. Did or did not goerge break the law when he ordered illegal spying on law-abiding citizens?

6. Were or were not Jerry Falwell's videotapes "proving Clinton murdered Vince Foster" admissible in a court of law as evidence, as opposed to theofascist hatespeech?

7. Is or is not the Earth 6000 years old?

8. Were or were not there tyrannosaurs in the Garden of Eden?

9. If so, were they or were they not herbivores before Eve gave Adam the apple? (And did or did not Eve actually give Adam an apple?)

10. Did or did not Adam and Eve ride their pet, vegetarian t-rexes to chruch in the Garden of Eden?

Theofascists enjoy ruining people's lives

Remember when we had that thing...what was it called...oh, yeah, due process?

Lutheran school expels girls "suspected" of being lesbians. Girls sue school.

Three things:

1. They weren't expelled because of known behavior.

2. They were expelled because of their DNA.

3. No DNA tests were run, no proof of forbidden hehavior was exhibited. They were expelled because of what they "might do." (There's that pre-emption demon rearing its ugly head again.)

This is what America has come to with the theofascists influencing every aspect of our society they can infect.

The End Of The World As We Know It: Multilingual road signs

Ten Commandments judge/escaped lunatic fears we'll have road signs "in Hispanic...and...Greece." If he wants immigrants to learn English, he should learn it first.

Goerge to lie, steal and screw up less next year

New Year's resolution doesn't say anything about invading fewer people who haven't done anything to us.

He Hate Me

And as for this whole "pre-emptive war" doctrine, I wonder if you and I can adopt it, too. For instance, I know Jerry Falwell hates me. Knowing he'd put me in a concentration camp if Halliburton would hurry up and build one, am I entitled to go to Virginia and regime-change that fat, lying theofascist before he can hurt me? What about Pat Robertson? James Dobson? Der Ruschkopf? Coultergeist? Can I pre-empt all of them to make my neighborhood safe from brownshirted, FAUXNEWZ-watching, amhateradio-listening, fascist bullies who hate us for our freedoms?

Or am I only allowed to wear my "He Hate Me" sweatshirt, and hope they don't come and burn my house down in the middle of the night?

Illegal spying=good, reporting illegal spying=bad, very bad

What does it say about a president (sic) who breaks the law, and then sends his Injustice Department to hunt down those who ratted him out? Does this sound like the God-appointed leader of the greatest nation on Earth, or the head of the largest crime family in the world?

Thursday, December 29, 2005

When Kancervative Krixtain Kapitalists attack

Two dweebs ask everyone to send them a dollar. Because they're "kancervative krixtains," many of their ilk will do it.

Repeat after me: "Saddam had WMDs and ties to 9-11"

Keep saying until it becomes true. That's what the teevee ads are doing.

Goerge vs the Bill of Rights

Or, "What the Constitution says vs what FAUXNEWZ says it says."

As any activist judge who's attacking to bring down goerge's junta can tell you, "Illegal evidence – evidence obtained in an illegal search – is not made more legal in light of what it reveals."

Goerge leaked classified intel to help sell Goof War II

How many "high crimes and misdemeanors" does he get before being hauled into court?

Help Wanted: IT geeks willing to work for Big Brother

Feds get ready for more illegal spying.


NYPD works for Big Brother now.


And finally

Kansas police work for Big Brother now, too

What's wrong with the people in that state? Are they trying to become the next Ohio or Florida?

The latest reasons you should join the ACLU

Click headline.


Go here.

Does Jerry Falwell know troops in Iraq are doing the Funky Cold Medina with each other and local sex workers?

He does now because the NSA geek reading this just told him. Then we'll hear his outrage.

Funky Cold Medina

FEMA's report card: "Fraud, waste, abuse"

Just like every other aspect of goerge's criminal junta. (See related post towards bottom of posts.)

Marines are just as corrupt as all other cancervatives

To this day they'll tell you Clinton's budget cuts caused ammo shortages, and Goof War II has something to do with 9-11 and WMDs.

How many Pentagon generals have friends who build these junkers, and who will hire the generals when they retire?

The Marine Corps is paying $100,000 apiece for a revamped military jeep that some critics call a rip-off of taxpayers, according to a news report Thursday.

The Marines budgeted to buy more than 400 vehicles, called Growlers, under a contract that could total $296 million including ammunition, USA Today said, citing Pentagon records.

Built by Ocala, Fla.-based American Growler, the Growler is made partly from salvaged M151 jeep parts and is available in several versions.

Four years ago, the Dominican Republic paid $33,000 for a version of the Growler, the paper said citing U.S. Export-Import Bank records.

A commercial version of the jeep costs just $7,500.

The Marines and the contractor, General Dynamics, said the vehicle has been thoroughly revised with modern automotive parts and adapted to fit on the hybrid airplane-helicopter V-22 Osprey, according to the paper.

"Yes, it did start off with jeep technology, and it does look like a jeep in a lot of ways," John Garner, the Marines project manager, told the paper. But he says it's now "state of the art."

The Marines' version has considerable upgrades from the commercial and Dominican models, the Corps and contractor said, including a turbo-diesel engine, disc brakes and other systems adapted from modern vehicles.

But some critics charge that the unarmored vehicle makes no sense for today's missions, the paper said.

Under current military safety rules, the Growler would be barred from service in Iraq except as a utility vehicle that doesn't leave the security of a base, according to the report.

"In a time of war, we should not be wasting money on a junker which will not protect our troops," Danielle Brian, executive director of the Project on Government Oversight, a non-profit group that monitors Pentagon contracts, told the paper.

The Growler is expected to be deployed with the V-22 in 2007, the paper said.


The Growler begins life as an obsolete Mutt, which replaced the Jeep. The only possible ungrades that would make this thing worth $100,000: (1) An engine that gets 100 mpg; (2) Gold tires; (3) $50,000 in kickbacks to Marine generals who approved the piece of junk.

This is OUR MONEY they're stealing. This kind of crap has got to stop, but won't unless we take back Congress in next year's mid-terms.

$92,500 later it looks like this.

Wow, new roof and seats. Cool! That's worth $67,000 more than the Dominicans paid for it.


The Army is just as bad. They can't account for half a billion dollars.

Millions of Americans are too stupid to live, much less vote and mess up everybody else's life

FAUXNEWZ, amhateradio, you're doing a heckuva job.

Somebody blame this self-imposed ignorance on public education, the librulmedia and Clinton. Please.

If Falwell, Spawn Insannity, Der Ruschkopf and Coultergeist had been around on December 8, 1941, they'd have demanded FDR invade Borneo to punish them for attacking Pearl Harbor.

More than four years after the attacks of September 11, 2001, many U.S. adults still believe some of the justifications for the invasion of Iraq, which have now been discredited, according to a new Harris Poll. For example:

-- Forty-one percent (41%) of U.S. adults believe that Saddam Hussein had "strong links to Al Qaeda."

-- Twenty-two percent (22%) of adults believe that Saddam Hussein "helped plan and support the hijackers who attacked the United States on September 11."

-- Twenty-six percent (26%) of adults believe that Iraq "had weapons of mass destruction when the U.S. invaded."

-- Twenty-four percent (24%) of all adults believe that "several of the hijackers who attacked the United States on September 11 were Iraqis."

Some Americans are still teachable.

However, all of these beliefs and others have declined sharply since the questions were asked in February 2005. For example:

-- Those who think Saddam Hussein had strong links to Al Qaeda have fallen from 64 to 41 percent.

-- Those who believe that Iraq was a serious threat to U.S. security are down from 61 to 48 percent.

-- Those who think Saddam Hussein helped plan 9/11 are down from 47 to 22 percent.

-- Those who think Iraq had weapons of mass destruction are down from 36 to 26 percent.

-- Those who think Iraqi hijackers attacked the United States on 9/11 have fallen from 44 to 24 percent.


FAUXNEWZ declares theofascist jihad on the real Christmas

They promote the pagan/capitalist idea that Christmas ended last Sunday, when in fact it continues until January 6th.

All Catholic and many Protestant churches continue celebrating Christmas until Epiphany, the twelfth night of Christmas. Why does FAUXNEWZ hate the real Christmas?

Pat Robertson would have let him die

If the baby squirrel chose to depend on his host family's welfare state, he shouldn't expect God's help in the next flood.


Cat lovers hate the natural order as much as squirrel lovers do.


Something about, "Whatsoever you do for the least of these..."

Nazi Pope slithered out of rape conspiracy charges

Because the US believes the Vatican is a country. If Natzinger's above the law, it explains why goerge believes he is, too.

It's time to protect pensions from republicans

It's actually long past time. How could Enron even happen? Who wrote--or didn't write--the pension laws in the first place, and how much did they get?

It was a good year for goerge and other cybercriminals

The people who are supposed to protect us committed the most egregious crimes.


The NSA sent you some of your Christmas cookies, and not the good kind.

Another year without democracy

Oh, the middle east? I thought he was talking about America. Might as well have been.

The sum of goerge's legacy: Iraq

Someone please explain to me how he becomes more popular for "accepting responsibility" for being an incompetent liar?

GOP Congress: Biggest bunch of crooks in decades

"Wherever two or three are gathered together in the name of cancervatism, there will be crime."


They ignore Senate and House rules more than any gang of thugs in our history.

GOP SOP: Fraud, waste and abuse

It's always been their Standard Operating Procedure.

DeptHomeSec is a cesspool of incompetence and corruption.

It's "Come to Jesus time" for all Americans

Do you stand for the Republic, or do you stand for autocracy?

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

They treat our money like it's...well, OUR money (not theirs)

Who do we see about getting back all our money goerge's corrupt junta has given away or spent foolishly?

Many 9-11 loan recipients weren't hurt in the attacks.

King Goerge's techno-crown

The emperor has no clothes, but he sure has big ears.

EXCLUSIVE: Brazil really backed 9-11; has WMDs; President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva is a threat and must be regime-changed

Goerge gets his lies ready. Falwell, FAUXNEWZ line up to help in next war. Portuguese-speaking spies wanted. The usual chickenhawks will sit this one out, too.

Brazil's state-owned oil company, Petrobras, says it has discovered a huge new offshore oil field off the coast of Rio de Janeiro state.

These are the people who blamed Clinton for ammo shortages

Pentagon can't account for half a billion dollars. And that's just in recent years.

Is there a single aspect of goerge's junta that doesn't scream, "Incompetence," "Corruption," or both?

WASHINGTON - The Army can’t account for $68 million in parts and tools shipped to contractors for repairs in 2004 because it doesn’t demand receipts, congressional auditors said Wednesday.

“Although the (Defense Department) policy requires the military services to confirm receipt of all assets shipped to contractors, the Army is not consistently recording shipment receipts in its inventory management systems,” the Government Accountability Office said in a 34-page report.

In earlier audits, the GAO found a similar lack of basic accounting oversight with Navy and Air Force parts and tool shipments.

Each year, the Army ships thousands of items, ranging from small tools to turbine engines, to private contractors for repair, alterations or modifications. Looking at data from two inventory control points, the GAO investigators said 15 percent — or $68 million — of the unclassified shipments they analyzed “could not be confirmed as being received.”

The GAO said another $481.7 million in unclassified items shipped for repair — about 42 percent — couldn’t be reconciled with shipping records. Discrepancies also were found in records for 37 percent, or about $8.1 million in shipments, of classified parts and tools.

Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, cancervatives used to at least pretend they were for small gubmnt


"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you."

HAW HAW HAW! AW HAW HAW HAW HAW! Thassa good one! Yee-haaa!


"I'm from the government, and I'm here to spy on you and perhaps indefinitely detain you without charges."

That sounds reasonable.

Because of goerge's illegal spying, actual terists may get off "on technicalities"

It worked for Ollie North.

It depends upon what your definition of "illegal" is

Never pass up a chance to hate Clinton. You remember him, the guy under whom we had no wars, but did have the best economy, lowest unemployment and biggest budget surplus in history, and who was--and still is--wildly popular? Good thing they got rid of that sumbitch before he cured cancer!

Ultra-right-winger Barr reams his king a new one over illegal spying on law-abiding citizens.

If Clinton did it, goerge can do it

Will Condo buy a blue dress? Did Clinton invade anybody?

CIA vet says renditions began under Clinton.

The real threat of fascism

It's been a very real threat since 1933.

See also

The plot to overthrow FDR

This tells you everything you need to know about their intentions for America. Remember history, ignore everything they say.

Demonizing "the minority" and other religions is now "tolerating" them

John "Mr. War on Christmas" Gibson strikes again.

How nice of them to "tolerate" so many people they'd clearly just as soon see in concentration camps. But then, if we all were in camps, who'd could they demonize for a living? They might have to, you know, work real jobs instead of selling hatespeech.

Santorum still scheduled for "Just Us Sunday III"

Where are Dr. First and DeLay?


PA chapter of AFA hatemongers warns Santorum over ID

He was for lying to promote ID before he was against it.

If you don't like the facts, make up your own: "Move America Forward" says all of goerge's pre-war lies were proven true

Saddam did have WMDs and did have connections with al-qaeda...according to advertising, if not history.

And Poland was within minutes of attacking Germany with horse cavalry in 1939, which is why Hitler was forced to invade them first.

And North Vietnamese gunboats attacked two of our ships in the Gulf of Tonkin in 1964, which is why LBJ was forced to send more troops to South Vietnam.

And Clinton started the Chicago Fire to cover up his murder of Cock Robin.

Is "Move America Forward" in bed with the Kurdish independence movement?

It appears they are.

Are Kurdish agents working to manipulate public opinion in America?

It appears they are in cahoots with "Move America Forward."

Only Goerge Can Protect Us From Terists: DHS reneges on 33 promises

Homeland Security Depot (where Tom Ridge works now) is more reliable than DeptHomeSec (where he used to work) has ever been.

WASHINGTON - The Homeland Security Department, created in response to the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, has failed to fulfill 33 of its own pledges to better protect the nation, according to a report released Tuesday by House Democrats.

The report concludes that gaps remain in federal efforts to secure an array of areas, including ports, borders and chemical plants. There also are still delays in the department's sharing terror alerts and other intelligence with state and local officials, the review said.

Compiled for 13 Democrats on the House Homeland Security Committee, the report analyzes public statements and congressional testimony on Bush administration security goals since 2002.

Responding, Homeland Security spokesman Russ Knocke said the department is prioritizing resources and programs based on "today's greatest threats."

"Is" prioritizing? What have they been doing for four years?

Only Goerge Can Protect Us From Terists: Air marshals "stretched thin"

Fly the friendly skies of Uniter-Not-A-Divider Airways

NEW YORK – They're America's flying enforcers, the federal air marshals - the last line of defense in the case of an attack on an airborne plane.

But since two marshals shot and killed an unarmed mentally ill man earlier this month, problems within the small, secretive agency have again come to light. The Federal Air Marshal Service is beset by persistent challenges from morale to training to top-heavy management, sources say - so much so that the nation risks having too few marshals to protect commercial aviation.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Kurd resistance in "last throes"...of loyalty to new Iraq Army; plan to take over two large Iraqi cities

And establish an independent Kurdistan. Which means we'll be fighting Turkey soon. Goergie, you're doing a heckuva job.

KIRKUK, Iraq - Kurdish leaders have inserted more than 10,000 of their militia members into Iraqi army divisions in northern Iraq to lay the groundwork to swarm south, seize the oil-rich city of Kirkuk and possibly half of Mosul, Iraq's third-largest city, and secure the borders of an independent Kurdistan.

Are Kurdish agents working to manipulate public opinion in America?

It appears so.

Many Iraqis see civil war on horizon

If you don't like the facts, make up your own: "Move America Forward" says all of goerge's pre-war lies were proven true

Saddam did have WMDs and did have connections with al-qaeda...according to advertising, if not history.

And Poland was within minutes of attacking Germany with horse cavalry in 1939, which is why Hitler was forced to invade them first.

And North Vietnamese gunboats attacked two of our ships in the Gulf of Tonkin in 1964, which is why LBJ was forced to send more troops to South Vietnam.

And Clinton started the Chicago Fire to cover up his murder of Cock Robin.

Is "Move America Forward" in bed with the Kurdish independence movement? (See above story.)

It appears so.

Neo-fascist Federalist Society turns on their king

They say goerge broke the law when he ignored the FISA court and illegally spied on law-abiding citizens, reporters and Democrats for purposes of intimidation and blackmail.


Investigating Clinton's cat=good, investigating goerge's illegal spying=bad, very bad

Fascists fear Mississippi will rejoin the Union next year

Lott=Not!! They're so desperate, they're begging the guy they kicked out of the top Senate job to come back.

Nazi pope is also anti-education Luddite

But he's not opposed to wearing 13 pounds of gold.

Don't get too much education or "the church" won't be able to manipulate you as easily as they want to.

They just can't keep their lies straight

Amazing since they do manage to keep their GOP talking points straight.

One more Year In Review

Or at least the last few months of it.

Army joins cancervative war on the Constitution

"We're here to defend democracy, not to practice it."

Free-speech hating recruiters demand veteran take down tribute to war dead.

I've told you many times that slavery has never been very far off the table for goerge's friends

They enslave people whenever and whereever they think they can get away with it. Their ultimate target is the American middle class.

They mean to turn our country into a feudal theocracy where a few old, white men own everything, and the rest of us are to be glad we're serfs, and not slaves...although slavery has never been far from their minds.

Halliburton, other lobbyists stall Pentagon ban on human trafficking

Three years after a 2002 Presidential Directive demanding an end to trafficking in humans for forced labor and prostitution by U.S. contractors, the Pentagon is still yet to actually bar the practice, The Chicago Tribune reports. Congress approved a similar ban one year later, which was reauthorized by the Senate just last week.

The President and Congress have demanded that government (agencies) include anti-trafficking provisions (covering forced labor and prostitution) in all overseas company contracts. It also extended the ban to subcontractors.

According to the Tribune, the concerns of five lobbying groups - including representatives of Halliburton subsidiary KBR and DynCorp - are stalling Pentagon action. These companies are specifically targeting provisions requiring companies to monitor their overseas contractors for violations. Both KBR and DynCorp have been linked to human trafficking cases in the past.

The original Bush order came on the heels of revelations that DynCorp employees had purchased women and girls as sex slaves during the 1990s U.S. military presence in Bosnia. The company responded by firing eight employees over the incidents, as well as involvement in illegal arms sales.

Goerge cuts weapons spending IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WAR!

Does he want the terists to win? They will if we don't have enough F-16s.

White House can't keep its own lies straight anymore

But this is all about pollution, and since global warming is a librul conspiracy, it doesn't matter, right?

Condo just as bad as the rest of her gang. Told NSA to spy on UN in run-up to war

I bet they're spying on each other now to see who'll be the first to ask for immunity.

President Bush and other top officials in his administration used the National Security Agency to secretly wiretap the home and office telephones and monitored private email accounts of members of the United Nations Security Council in early 2003 to determine how foreign delegates would vote on a U.N. resolution that paved the war for the U.S.-led war in Iraq, NSA documents show.

Two former NSA officials familiar with the agency's campaign to spy on U.N. members say then-National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice authorized the plan at the request of President Bush, who wanted to know how delegates were going to vote. Rice did not immediately return a call for comment.

The former officials said Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld also participated in discussions about the plan, which involved "stepping up" efforts to eavesdrop on diplomats.


A simple way for goerge to "win" Goof War II

He can have God send a tsunami to Iraq.

Goerge has six wrong ideas about Iraq

Only six?

Bottom line: In all of modern history, no invader has ever defeated a determined resistance. Not in Afghanistan (Brits-twice, Russians, now us), Russia (Napoleon, Hitler), China (Japanese), Philippines (Japanese), Vietnam (US), or anywhere else. Unless the invader is prepared to wipe out an entire population, as the Crusaders did, or literally enslave them, as many conquerors did, he will lose. He will lose because unless he bulldozes the entire country, he simply cannot find all those who oppose him.

And besides, if goerge meant to "defeat the terists who hate us for our freedoms," and all that hogwash, why'd he invade Iraq where no terists lived or operated until he gave them reason to in 2003?

Anyway, read the article.

National Autism Association calls "Fristmas present" to Big Pharmas unconstitutional

Full disclosure: My great-niece's life was ruined at age two by vaccinations preserved with Thimerosal. What was a healthy baby ten years ago is now barely a person, and will never live what anyone could consider anything resembling a normal life. The drug companies ruined many lives with their bad drugs, so naturally the GOP/fascist/criminal-controlled Senate gave their Big Pharma buddies immunity from lawsuits.

Liability protection allows injuries from pharmaceutical products without penalty to manufacturers as Senate Majority Leader heralds “Fristmas”

Washington, DC – After procedural maneuverings last week to lessen concerns over back-room deals that became unrelated additions to the Defense appropriations bill, the Senate allowed the bill to pass, leaving intact a provision granting immunity to drug companies from liability for injuries caused by their products. Children’s advocacy and consumer watchdog organizations are calling this provision an affront to democracy and civil rights.

The plan to grant sweeping liability protection to drug makers has been years in the making, spearheaded by Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist. Previous attempts include the notorious 2002 “Eli Lilly rider” covertly slipped into the Homeland Security Act under the cover of darkness.


Clinton-hater commits both treason and blasphemy in one article

Did you think you'd live long enough to hear a cancervative say, "(But) George W. Bush's undisguised effort to erect a presidential dictatorship is a monumentally graver threat to our liberties than anything Clinton accomplished during his eight-year assault on our constitutional order."

Goerge is the worst of both worlds

Ivan Eland says it better than I've bothered to: Goerge is a combination of LBJ (lied to start a war, corrupt) and Nixon (would-be fascist dictator, corrupt).

GOP widens war on Constitution: Being born here no longer good enough for citizenship

We've never been at war with Christmas, but they've always been at war with the Constitution since the day it was ratified in 1787.

As usual, they say the Constitution doesn't apply to their enemies, in this case, children of illegal immigrants. Never mind that at some point, all our forebears were illegal immigrants...unless, of course, Native Americans issued green cards starting 400 years ago.

Monday, December 26, 2005

Pro-illegal spying propagandists can't keep their lies straight

With so many liars telling lies about what Clinton "did," it's not surprising.

GOP civil war brews in Alabama governor's race

You mean they're not all on the same side?

"It will be a classic clash between the church factor of the Republican Party and the business factor of the Republican Party," said Jess Brown, a political scientist at Athens State University.

Massachusetts moves closer to theofascists' dream of a Christian nation

Jackbooted thugs shut down Asian markets for being open on Christmas Day.

California moves closer to theofascists' dream of a Christian nation

Vandals destroy Menorah. You see why theofascists oppose "hate crime" laws.


Unrewritten history: Germany's "Kristallnacht," 1938

"The night of the broken glass"


On the nights of November 9 and 10, gangs of Nazi youth roamed through Jewish neighborhoods breaking windows of Jewish businesses and homes, burning synagogues and looting. In all 101 synagogues were destroyed and almost 7,500 Jewish businesses were destroyed. 26,000 Jews were arrested and sent to concentration camps, Jews were physically attacked and beaten and 91 died (Snyder, Louis L. Encyclopedia of the Third Reich. New York: Paragon House, 1989:201).

The official German position on these events, which were clearly orchestrated by Goebbels, was that they were spontaneous outbursts. The Fuehrer, Goebbels reported to Party officials in Munich, "has decided that such demonstrations are not to be prepared or organized by the party, but so far as they originate spontaneously, they are not to be discouraged either." (Conot, Robert E. Justice at Nuremberg. New York: Harper & Row, 1983:165)

In case you missed Coultergeist's Christmas card...

It's obvious why resluglicons love her.

"[T]he government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle East and sending liberals to Guantanamo."

Goerge sends White House lawyers to help...are you ready for this?...Anna Nicole Smith

If she wins the lawsuit and gets her late husband's millions, maybe she'll "contribute" as much to the GOP as porn star Mary Carey and her pimp did.

Despite goerge's best efforts, minorities not only still live in NOLA, they even celebrated Christmas in their ignored city

Goerge's ethnic cleansing still largely successful, though, as many still haven't returned, and probably never will.

"In St. Bernard Parish, where water had covered almost every building, Charlie and Andrea Licciardi watched daughters Alixandria, 5, and Abigale, 4, open presents inside the tiny FEMA trailer they've called home for three days."


Nearly 500 "Katrina kids" are still missing

GI Grinches raid Iraqi "Whoville" on Christmas Day

"It was appropriate. I did feel like the Grinch," said Pfc. John Parkes, 31, of Cortland, N.Y., a medic in one of several groups called "quick reaction teams" that respond to roadside explosions.

I hope Falwell and Robertson are happy with how their king's crusade in Iraq has worked out

Iraqi christians risk their lives to attend worship services. When was the last time any of the people who demanded this war risked their lives?

Saddam protected Iraqi christians. He also didn't have WMDs or anything to do with 9-11.


"IRAQIS gathered for Christmas behind Kalashnikovs yesterday. Midnight Mass was cancelled because of bombing fears and curfews, but the country’s rapidly dwindling Christian minority turned out in their thousands for early morning services.

"Protected under Saddam, Christians once numbered between 600,000 and 700,000 in Iraq, but church officials say that about half have now fled, especially from the south, where militias linked to Iraq’s ruling parties have waged a three-year campaign to Islamise the country at gunpoint."

Christians in Iran are better off than those in "liberated" Iraq

An Iranian-Armenian Catholic holds a cross as she prays on Christmas day in St. Grigor Church in Tehran, Iran, December 25, 2005. Iran's population of 70 million includes about 110,000 Christians. (UPI Photo/Mohammad Kheirkhah)

Fewer Iraqi Christmas services, fewer Iraqi christians in attendance

Yet the theofascist chickenhawks who demanded this war still won't go help fight it, not even for their fellow christians.

"The once 800-strong congregation at the Virgin Mary is down to about 150 regular attendees, said the church's priest, Peter Haddad. Many of his congregants have fled the country for Jordan, Syria and elsewhere, while many more are just too scared that a church is a big terrorist target, he said.

"After bombers attacked five churches on October 16, 2004, killing 20 people, the confidence of churchgoers has yet to be fully restored, Haddad said. Last year, many churches in Baghdad decided to scrap Christmas celebrations altogether."

"Want us out?" They never wanted us there in the first place

Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Pace, tells us half the story. Which is more than his boss tells us.

Sunday, December 25, 2005

For those of you who spent a year dreaming of a white Christmas, but only got rain as we did

GIs spend Christmas in dangerous Iraq; goerge spends it in beautiful Camp David

GIs get turkey and ham, but most will celebrate the holiday if and when they get home.

Toys For Tots--Not!

Californians turn in guns for presents.

Peaceniks decorate D. C. Christmas trees with toy soldiers

Each toy soldier says, "Bring Me Home." Meanwhile, chickenhawks want soldiers to stay in Iraq and keep dying for goerge's fantasies of a feudal, theocratic America and world conquest.

The Christmas Truce That Wasn't

Resluglicons in Congress continue their war on poor Americans right up to the last minute.

Heating aid slashed; N.E. faces burden

US spending was tied to Alaska drilling

WASHINGTON -- The federal program to help poor families heat their homes got cut to less than half the amount originally promised by Congress, because of a flurry of late-night maneuvers on Wednesday that could leave tens of thousands of New England families struggling with skyrocketing heating bills this winter.

Congress authorized $5.1 billion earlier this year for the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program, known as LIHEAP, which provides grants to needy residents to ease heating and cooling costs. But in last-minute deals to complete spending bills in the waning hours of the Senate's 2005 session, the program was slashed to $2.16 billion for the 2006 fiscal year that began in October -- $20 million less than the amount allocated for the 2005 fiscal year and far less than the minimum $4.5 billion energy assistance officials say they need to keep poor families warm this winter.


The GOP's favorite Christmas carol:

"Easy To Be Hard" from the Broadway musical, HAIR

How can people be so heartless
How can people be so cruel
Easy to be hard
Easy to be cold

How can people have no feelings
How can they ignore their friends
Easy to be proud
Easy to say no

And especially people
Who care about strangers
Who care about evil
And social injustice
Do you only
Care about the bleeding crowd?
How about a needing friend?
I need a friend

How can people be so heartless
You know I'm hung up on you
Easy to give in
Easy to help out

And especially people
Who care about strangers
Who say they care about social injustice
Do you only
Care about the bleeding crowd
How about a needing friend?
I need a friend

How can people have no feelings
How can they ignore their friends
Easy to be hard
Easy to be cold
Easy to be proud
Easy to say no

What if they gave a war, and the soldiers got tired of fighting it?

There was also a Civil War "Christmas Truce" near Murfreesboro, TN, just a few miles from here.

They Weren't Soldiers--for one day, at least

The new movie, Joyeux Noel, tells the complete story of the WWI Christmas Truce.

The Christmas Truce of WWI

Shows why you don't let soldiers run wars. If they did, we wouldn't have wars.

Men rescue dog frozen to railroad tracks

The train came by ten minutes later.

How early Americans handled the "overcommercialization of Christmas"

They ignored Christmas, or banned it altogether.

It wasn't even a holiday until Congress made it a federal holiday in 1870. Then it became overcommercialized almost immediately.

No Room At The Inn

Thousands of Katrina survivors still don't have homes, or much else from our wonderful FEMA.