Saturday, December 17, 2005

Two resluglicons argue about goerge's violations of law and the Constitution

Barr must be up for re-election* next year, and is therefore distancing himself from his president (not mine; I only recognize elected presidents, not those put in office by rigged voting machines). His comments are welcome, but he's still a resluglicon. Screw him.

"(And) I don't really care very much whether or not it can be justified based on some hypothetical. The fact of the matter is that, if you have any government official who deliberately orders that federal law be violated despite the best of motives, that certainly ought to be of concern to us. "

Fortunately, the TIMES and the POST are in agreement


Condo says warrantless eavesdropping is legal

But can't prove it.


Some background on Barr, the guy who's pretending to be innocent of resluglican fascism

Mr. Family Values is married to his third wife. He paid for his second wife to get an abortion in 1983. He likes strippers, but only white ones.

And as for Rohrabacher, read what he thinks of the Taliban

Never trust any resluglicon.

Dr. First's "charity:" AIDS aid aids aides

SPLOID's headline was too good not to use.

Does he still want us to believe tears spread HIV?

What happens when resluglicans take interest in educating poor people

Naturally they steal from the government and screw the poor students. And this one wants to be governor of New York so he can steal even more.

If the object of terism is to make us change our way of life, then goerge qualifies as a terist under his own definition

"Who is the monkey now?" (Old Animal Crackers commercial.)

How many hundreds of changes to our way of life has he forced us to make in the last five years? Compare that to the total lack of changes the non-existent terists have forced us to make.

GOP's culture of corruption stymied in New Hampshire...for now

Another election-tamperer convicted; should get tar and feathers like the other king goerge's henchmen used to get 230 years ago.

Another Florida county rejoins the Union

Opts for accurate election results over Diebold vote-rigging machines.

"He knows what books you're reading..."

Not Santa, goerge.

Who really endangers our troops?

The man who lied to send them to war and still won't give them properly armored vehicles, or people who oppose the war and/or report on goerge's unconstitutional behavior?

"What did you do in the war on Christmas, Daddy?"

Where does the American Dental Association stand on candy canes? They're either with us or against us.

"Well, son, I killed or captured nearly 100 candy canes, and damn near got Santa a couple of times. Then Shrill O'Really? showed up and started chunking John Gibson's book at me. Nobody bought that book, so he had lots of copies to throw."

From the archives

GOP bill protects candy canes, colors red and green, and Santa himself from libruls

"...the attack has been and is being made on red and green colors, on candy canes, on Santa Claus, which are not even religious symbols. That is the point of the resolution."

Some crazy woman from Virginia read it into the Congressional Record, so it has to be true.

Goerge admits he compromised national security; also slams Rove for leaking Plame's name

Goerge: "It's good to be the king."
Feingold: "You're not a king."

Watch video of his radio address

Why should we believe a word this unelected, fascist chimp says?

He was for denying he authorized warrantless spying on law-abiding citizens before he was against it.

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Friday, December 16, 2005

When you control the gubmnt and the media, who needs laws or the Constitution?

Video: "Just do it!"

We're a little safer, for now, but only a little. Who knows for how long?

Not safer from terists, from goerge's fascist junta.

We'll second that emotion, Sen. Feingold.

"I don’t want to hear again from the Attorney General or anyone on this floor that this government has shown it can be trusted to use the power we give it with restraint and care. This shocking revelation ought to send a chill down the spine of every Senator and every American."

Most hated president ever.

Goerge makes me take or two things I've said about Nixon (ptooey!).

More reasons to call goerge the illegitimate president that he is

"2000 election was hacked" because of Diebold machines.

Who do we see about this? How do we undo the horrible messes this unelected chimp has given the entire world?

Wal-Mart declares war on Christmas (carols)

Manager calls cops on award-winning high school choir.

House reslugs think Sack o' Schmidt is a "hottie"

They probably have Coultergeist dolls, too. This is really why they hate us...we get the good-looking women, they get scarecrows and screeching banshees.

"I have! It's amazing. There have been three marriage proposals and lots of dates. They think I'm a hottie."

House bill protects...wait for it...candy canes

War on Christmas now in Congressional record. Well, that settles that.

Aren't we at war and in a suffering economy? Don't those corporate whores have anything better to do?

"...the attack has been and is being made on red and green colors, on candy canes, on Santa Claus, which are not even religious symbols. That is the point of the resolution."

Pray for God to make people report only good news from Iraq, and for old people to swallow goerge's lies about Medicare

Did they pray for Clinton?

Ladies and gentlemen, the Presidential Prayer Team.

And pray for people who get invited to White House parties before Christmas.

(More) grounds for impeachment

Goerge's order for warrantless spying is both illegal and unconstitutional. But when did he care about either?

How would the election have turned out if the NY TIMES had published their story when they first got it?

They had it before goerge stole his second election last year.

The president does not have the authority to overturn statute by executive order.

Ignore anyone who says otherwise.

FBI is guilty, too

They collected info on peaceful protestors.

Hell was full again; Barton survived

Hey, if they can say it about Clinton, I can say it about Barton.

Another war started with no evidence to back up allegations

This goes for lies, too.

Just repeat the allegations enough times for long enough, and in the parallel universe of Kancervatron (where 2+2=5), they'll become true.

I'll take that as a "Yes"

Goerge issues a non-denial denial about his order for illegal spying on law-abiding citizens.

I demand retractions from everyone who said (yelled) otherwise

Turns out, goerge DID see more intel reports than Democrats did before the war.

Open letter to Shrill O'Really?

What church do you attend? What is your committee involvement there? What is your pre-tax giving (10% tithe plus offering)?

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Resluglicon chickenhawks want other people's children to keep dying in war their own children will never fight in

The only wars those sissies are willing to fight are on science and education. Oh, I almost forgot about their war on the war on Christmas. That they'll sign up for. Like I said, sissies.

If only those pussbuckets realized that we pay their salaries, and expect them to represent us instead of just making asinine political gestures to feed the vast, right-wing conspiracy agitprop network, especially when we all know every reason goerge gave for starting this damned war was a big, fat, greasy lie.

Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater

No, that was Monica Geller. This is a brownshirted resluglicon election-thief who's going to the slammer for trying to keep people from voting for Democrats. If they caught this one, there are hundreds more just like him.

Theofascist bigots accuse college of...wait for it...bias

The Moonie TIMES strikes again.

UCal wants students to have taken actual history. Yeah, that's bias, favor of KNOWLEDGE over fantasy.

People were in England 694,000 years before God created the Earth

But they didn't get to ride vegetarian t-rexes to church like Adam and Eve did.

There they go again, those atheist junkscientists.

Big Brother really has been watching you for four years

And goerge told him to do it.

The Gray Lady and Congressional leaders knew it a year ago.

And guess what? It was probably illegal.

Oh, like sociopathic, fascist criminals care about the law.

Science is a threat to both God and the Constitution

Phyllis Schlafly said it, so it has to be true.

The theofascists' war on science is a real war

I understand why they want us to be ignorant--and therefore easily manipulated. But why in the world do they want their kids to grow up ignorant, too? Do they want their kids to be mere mindless minions of future theofascist brownshirts?

Dingell All The Way

You know this poem made Shrill O'Really? reach for another fa-la-la-la-lafel.

Watch Cong. Dingell read "T'was the week before Christmas, and all through the House..."

It's more important to Jerry Falwell that people say "Merry Christmas" than be able to afford one

Poverty is a moral issue, a religious issue.

Mother Teresa summed it up 12 years ago.

On the last day, Jesus will say to those on His right hand, "Come, enter the Kingdom. For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was sick and you visited me." Then Jesus will turn to those on His left hand and say, "Depart from me because I was hungry and you did not feed me, I was thirsty and you did not give me to drink, I was sick and you did not visit me." These will ask Him, "When did we see You hungry, or thirsty or sick and did not come to Your help?" And Jesus will answer them, "Whatever you neglected to do unto one of these least of these, you neglected to do unto Me!"


Even the NRA knows the unPatriot Act is a terrible idea

I'm a heavily-armed librul, but the NRA doesn't represent me or anyone I know, although some of my shooting buddies misguidedly think otherwise. The NRA is merely another fundraiser and p/r machine for the GOP; they also sometimes lobby for gun makers and importers while pretending to lobby for gun owners like me. But I see through their lies and know what they're really all about, and that's nothing more than electing resluglicons.

Theofascist bullies threaten Ford; so much for their alleged love of the free market

My Constitution: Love it or leave it alone

Who appointed those brownshirted AFAholes in charge of, well, anything? They're just a wannabe lynch mob.

If the AFA can't share this land with the rest of us, they can move to Argentina with all the other confederate and nazi holdouts.

Who can blame them?

American Jews feel threatened by theofascist bullies. That's because they are.

Patriots finally fire back at Sack o' Schmidt

She wanted a war; she's got one.

As her chickenhawks associates say, freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences.

11 million adults are no smarter than goerge

No wonder he and the Falwellians are so popular. This is why they declared war on public education 30 years ago.

UPDATE: Resluglicons cut education spending

War=good, schools=bad, very bad.

32% want goerge impeached now

The rest think watching "Survivor" is more important than rescuing their country from the clutches of this fascist junta.

Kerry (yawn) jokes about impeachment

The rest of us don't.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

"Quit gay sex," continue everything else

Notice what he doesn't mention: Corporate call girls, Las Vegas showgirls, congressional interns, and all those titty bars across the street from the main gate of every US military base on the planet. One can only assume this guy doesn't object when soldiers, sailors and marines go on the town. Must be because we're at war with people who hate America, Christmas, and stuff.

If Jesus makes people want to spend money...

...don't they have to have money in order to spend it?

The war on Christmas that wasn't

He's The Worst Person In The World every week in my book.

Shrill O'Really? must believe no one will check to see if his lies hold water...which they don't.

Proven: Democrats are pro-Christmas

Looks like Shrill O'Really? and friends are using some...ahem...faulty intelligence of their own, doesn't it? That, or they're just lying hatemongers.

FAUXNEWZ producer admits to using religion as a "divisive weapon"

This is like asking what make car you drive.

Answer: "I drive a Honda."

Response: "So you want American auto workers to lose their jobs..."

Did Jesus build a following by telling people they were the only ones who weren't evil, and therefore were better than everybody else? Did Jesus tell his followers who their enemies were, and all the reasons to hate, demonize and marginalize them? Did Jesus sell books? Did Jesus own race horses? Did Jesus invade countries who hadn't attacked His?

Goerge finally admits he has faulty intelligence

Every reason he gave for invading was...ahem..."wrong," but invading was still the right thing to do? Isn't that like saying all the evidence used for a conviction was planted, but sending the guy to prison was still okay?

Still maintains, "Saddam was a threat." With what?

Queers clobber theofascists over Ford ads

Ford goes back into the family-destroying business. Do they hate Christmas, too?

The theofascists, all of whom are resluglicons, should realize this is a victory for their beloved free market...except they don't really want such a thing. Not until Halliburton finishes the concentration camps so those good krixtains won't have to deal with anyone they don't like ever again.

Should we give the holidays back to the pagans?

Father Greeley thinks we should.

Six report cards on goerge's reign of terr

Long, but definitely worth your time.

"Under pressure from KKK, Ford pulls ads from black media"

This is from a publication read by every p/r firm in the country, not the Onion or some other left-leaning, bush-bashing, blame-America-first librul blog.

Nah, it can't happen here.

Is this good stewardship?

I mean of something besides campaign contributions?

Actual christians vs theofascists: Who Would Jesus Recognize?

Who's for helping a lot of people, and who's for helping only those they like (get even more money and political power)? Yes, it's a loaded question.

Dispatches from the front: War on war on Christmas still rages

Warriors continue their war on the war on Christmas. Now, if only there were a war on Christmas for these brave warriors to fight.

A few reminders of who the lying hatemongers are.

One Florida county rejoins the Union; fires Diebold

Hackability proved at last.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Did everyone catch goerge's latest lie about Saddam's WMDs?

He keeps doing this because he knows nobody in the worthlesscorporatemedia will ever call him on it.

"How many kids have to die before you stop voting resluglicon?"

The Freeway Blogger finally has a weblog.

My favorite:

"Somebody give (goerge) a (&!@# &^@) so we can impeach him."

Big Brother thinks Quakers are terists

The next idiot who tells me libruls are the fascists is gonna get a slappin'.

Am I paranoid for thinking goerge is dangerous, or is goerge actually dangerous to the future of our democratic republic?

Pentagon's TALON collects information on law-abiding citizens

Don't even get me started on the hypocrisy and probable treason of military people whose oaths of service require them to protect and defend the Constitution, and who then ignore those oaths to prop up a fascist junta like the one occupying our nation's capitol these days.

Join Cong. Murtha's call for a real debate on Iraq

Sign the petition.

The Grinch who doctored photos for a hatespeech ad

Remember, goerge is already on the record saying he didn't think we could "win" in Iraq.

Resluglicons just can't be truthful or honest about anything, can they?

The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come...if Scalito is confirmed

We'd all better watch out if he gets on the Extreme Court.

Shrill O'Really? bombs wrong cities in his war on war on Christmas

Oh, the humanity! Oh, the collateral damage!

He still doesn't let reality get in the way of a good rant. And his mindless minions apparently don't care.


His bombsight failed him in Plano, too

Cares not a whit about mounting casualties among non-combatants.

The World According to Shrill O'Really?

If it weren't for him, we might not even know there was a war on Christmas.

Decorative garlands join war on Christmas

Holly and mistletoe lie in wait, ready to poison your children.

Is there an evangelical out there who's NOT a liar?

Pastor, Guardsman, teacher is so busted. Who knows what lies he told his students?

What goerge really thinks of the Constitution

He called it "just a &%$$@&%#$ piece of paper."

Every American needs to read this. I ask you to send it to everyone you know.

Ladies and gentlemen, President Jimmy Carter

With Jon Stewart. His book is #1. Gibson's book is...where?

Is the war on Christmas over?

Gibson's "book" languishes on bookstore shelves, gathers dust in warehouses. It's now #364 on Amazon. (So the rich people who buy crates of books by people like Coultergeist and Insannity didn't scarf this one up to be telemarketed to churches and schools for "educational" purposes as they've done so many times in the past to make their hatespeakers appear to be bestsellers?)

Does Jesus still make people want to spend money?

Hate crimes shouldn't be hate crimes anymore; thanks, Jerry

Krixtain bullies get more approval to, well, bully people.

And flip-flopping isn't flip-flopping if you want to be the next resluglicon president.

Megalomaniacal alcoholics never think THEY'RE the ones with the problems

Nixon (ptooey!) wasn't a crook, and now goerge doesn't live in a bubble. And 2+2 has always been 5.


Is Gerry Ford finally going to answer for pardoning Nixon (ptooey!)?

Atheist junkscientists still want us to believe the universe is older than 6000 years

Claim this new, strange "object" has been around for billions of years. Why do they hate Christmas?

Monday, December 12, 2005

Draft-dodging drug addict knows who's really behind the war on Christmas

If you don't listen to his show, you're one of them.

"Jesus makes people WANT to spend money!"

Jesus makes people glad to be Americans, too. (Scroll down)

Rev. Tim Bumgardner: Be American. Celebrate Christmas. People spend more money. Jesus makes people want to spend money!

O’Reilly: I agree. I’m with you.

The Red Cross needs RH Negative blood NOW!

Do what you can.

Anti-Christmas terists skulk into Florida, steal ANOTHER Baby Jesus

Force Wise Men to look at a sheep instead.

But...but, Spawn Insannity said this was one of TWO wars goerge already "won"

Afghanistan heats up. Again.

Must be the media's fault. I bet another tax cut will fix this.

How do they feel about Christmas over there? And in Iraq?

Flash! New intel from the war on Christmas proves Christmas itself has WMDs, and Santa has ties to al-qaeda

How do they know? They tortured an elf.

Top election thief quits Diebold; looking at hard time

Election-thief-in-waiting takes over justifiably troubled election-rigging company. That's okay, dude. We'll find you when the time comes and apply the proper dosage of tar and feathers.

Reminder from the archives

"Dieb Throat" expressed concerns over Georgia, Ohio election results

Well, didn't we all?

Why aren't the theofascists with these good people outside Gitmo?

We can only assume the theofascists are for torturing people who haven't been convicted of anything, or even tried. But never fear, the theofascists will start swift-boating these good people soon enough.

Dr. First wants it both ways

Scalito deserves "up or down vote," but Harriet didn't. And you wonder why I call them hypocrites...among other things.

What goerge really thinks of the Constitution

"It's just a &%$@$%&%# piece of paper!"

I keep this at the top because every American needs to know what our president (sic) think of the Constitution. Keep in mind, he put his hand on a Bible and swore an oath to defend the Constitution. Twice. Now three witnesses confirm the report that he really said these things.

I ask you to send this to everyone you know.

Theofascists silent as cable booze ads soar

Imagine if they cared as much about real issues like this as they do about imaginary issues like the war on Christmas.

I can't remember where, it may have been the New England Journal of Medicine, but I read a while ago that just over half of all dollars spent on medical expenses are alcohol-related. That includes liver problems, car and home accidents, spouse and child abuse, lots and lots of things. We're talking billions of dollars each year, plus millions of lost or damaged lives, but you never hear the Falwellians, Robertsonians and Dobsonians talk about alcohol. The reason is simple: Makers and sellers of booze are "businessmen," who are mostly resluglicons who give money to resluglicons running for or holding political office.

The theofascists say they care about a "culture of life." If that were true, they'd go after booze and leave cartoons like SpongeBob alone.

Will the Extreme Court force Texas to hold fair elections again?

DeLay's re-districting scam under scrutiny, at least for public consumption. Let's see what the Extremes really do about this.

Your phone bill still includes a "war tax" around since the Span/Am War

More and more are refusing to pay it.

Who supports the troops?

Not goerge.


Parents upset their dead Marine son treated as "freight"

I haven't touched this yet, but now I do so. It's one thing to ship coffins the cheapest way. But it's something else to ignore the traditions of treating fallen heroes with the respect they and their families deserve. For goerge and his Kompassionate Kancervative Krixtain junta, once a GI has gone to this stupidass war, he or she is of no more use to them.

Ex-Marine general: "Military overwhelmingly kancervative...and that's a problem"

We already knew that, but it's nice for a Marine to say so in print.

Kancervative hypocrites about the Extreme Court

Their activist judges=good, all others=bad.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Free speech isn't free anymore in...where else?...Florida

When is that Godforgot place going to break off and drift down to the Bermuda Triangle where it belongs?

In our country theofascist "churches" wildly support (resluglicon) criminals

In India, they don't. Why do Baptists, among others, love criminals like goerge, Dr. First and DeLay so much?

Why does Congress pass secret laws?

Remember when they said libruls wanted Big Brother?

I mean, besides to track our every move?

Newspeak dictionary

Orwell would shake his head in disbelief that we allowed all this to happen.

Resluglicon chickenhawks want other people's children to keep dying in goerge's war

With emphasis on other people's children.

How is it surrender or defeat to get out of Iraq if the war was based on goerge's lies?

92 resluglicons say being born here shouldn't make people citizens

Yes, I guess that librul &%$#@%&$ piece of paper truly is an outdated document. For resluglicons.

What goerge really thinks of the Constitution

He put his hand on a Bible and took an oath to defend the Constitution. Twice. Now three witnesses confirm the following account. (He apparently thinks that because he wasn't actually elected either time, his oath doesn't count.)


GOP leaders told Bush that his hardcore push to renew the more onerous provisions of the (Patriot) act could further alienate conservatives still mad at the President from his botched attempt to nominate White House Counsel Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court.

“I don’t give a $@%@&%@*,” Bush retorted. “I’m the President and the Commander-in-Chief. Do it my way.”

“Mr. President,” one aide in the meeting said. “There is a valid case that the provisions in this law undermine the Constitution.”

“Stop throwing the Constitution in my face,” Bush screamed back. “It’s just a *$#@%$&&%$ piece of paper!”

I’ve talked to three people present for the meeting that day and they all confirm that the President of the United States called the Constitution “a %$#@&#%$ piece of paper.”

And what does the Attorney General think of that "%$#%#@&% piece of paper?"

Alberto Gonzales, while still White House counsel, wrote that the “Constitution is an outdated document.”

The Presidential Oath of Office which goerge took with his hand on the Bible.

The oath to be taken by the president on first entering office is specified in Article II, Section 1, of the @%$#@%$# piece of paper:

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the @&$#@%$@# piece of paper."

What will goerge give New Orleans for Christmas this year?

Nothing. Zero. Zip. Goose egg.

Advisor tells reporter, "(Katrina) has fallen so far off the radar screen, you can’t find it." And NOLA faces "ethnic cleansing."


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A Hollywood surgeon got FEMA money for Hurricane Wilma for a generator.

A Plantation lawyer received $274 more from the agency than he paid for his generator.

Yet, a Fort Lauderdale teen with serious medical problems had to insert catheters by candlelight when the Oct. 24 storm knocked out power. His family couldn't afford a generator.

Benedict O'Really? switches sides in war on Christmas!

He was for punching such people before he was against it.

Now says it's okay to say, "Happy holidays." Yes, he's to blame for the caller's attitude.

Perfect storm: Baptist family values in Alabama

It's also a trifecta.

Baptist preacher and his wife raped their own children. (Good thing they weren't libruls, huh?)

No paper trail left behind: The theft of the 2004 election

In order to believe goerge won that election, you have to believe everything in this article.

Iraqis are no better off than we are when it comes to trying to vote.

"Support the troops" now means "make them watch their commandeerer-in-thief violate military rules"

At partisan, political, propaganda speeches on military bases.

Should people of faith shop at Wal-Mart?

Or should they worry about putting more christian reindeer and snowmen in their yards?

Should people of faith listen to Pat Robertson? Do people of faith listen to Pat Robertson?

Laura widens the war on Christmas

Said "holidays" three times in 15 seconds.

Theofascists declare war on winter solstice

Unrewritten history of how all our holiday traditions came to be, well, holiday traditions.