Not In My Bible
Friday, December 09, 2005
Will Falwell go after goerge because of the profanity, the treason, or both?
GOP leaders told Bush that his hardcore push to renew the more onerous provisions of the (Patriot) act could further alienate conservatives still mad at the President from his botched attempt to nominate White House Counsel Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court.
“I don’t give a $@%%@*,” Bush retorted. “I’m the President and the Commander-in-Chief. Do it my way.”
“Mr. President,” one aide in the meeting said. “There is a valid case that the provisions in this law undermine the Constitution.”
“Stop throwing the Constitution in my face,” Bush screamed back. “It’s just a *$#@%$&&%$ piece of paper!”
I’ve talked to three people present for the meeting that day and they all confirm that the President of the United States called the Constitution “a %$#@%$ piece of paper.”
And what does the Attorney General think of that "%$#%#@&% piece of paper?"
Alberto Gonzales, while still White House counsel, wrote that the “Constitution is an outdated document.”
The Presidential Oath of Office which goerge took with his hand on the Bible.
The oath to be taken by the president on first entering office is specified in Article II, Section 1, of the @%$#@%$# piece of paper:
I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the @&$#@%$@# piece of paper.
He doesn't want most people to vote, either
What's the point with Diebold rigging every election?
Note how many times and how many people from FAUXNEWZ said...well, nothing at all.
If Adam and Eve were naked as they rode their vegetarian Tyrannosaurs to church 6000 years ago, why does Jerry Falwell wear $2000 suits? (Come to think of it, he should wear clothes...a lot of clothes. And a goalie's mask.)
"This is the worst I've ever seen it!"
More evidence Kompassionate Kancervative Krixtains are mentally ill.
So I keep asking, "Are you getting ready?" If you're not sure how to get ready, leave me a note in Comments, and I'll give you some tips on how to get started.
"Pro-family" chickenhawks don't mind that Goof War II is pretty damn bad for military families. I guess they understand sacrifices must be made (by other people) if they're to conquer the world and turn America into a feudal theocracy.
Who're the nazis now?
Thursday, December 08, 2005
Georgia...not so much.
State declares war on war on war on Christmas
Despite the fact that no one is doing it (except in the minds of those who think FAUXNEWZ is a source for "news"), law forbids people from forbidding people from saying "Merry Christmas."
The theofascist hate group, FRC, say the Senate didn't vote for a single bill they cared about all year. Not one. (Not even the tax cuts?)
(*If by "pro-family" they mean "pro-my family, and screw yours.")
I've never liked the big jerk, either. This is just more fear-mongering to help his friends get even more of our money.
First Fear Factor: "Flu pandemic could hurt economy"
Especially for Big Pharmas and doctors if people don't spend zillions for largely useless flu shots.
But is it part of the radical secularist progressives' war on Christmas, or the theofascists' war on the war on Christmas?
Resluglicons can have my copy of the Constitution when they pry it from my cold, dead hand.
Learn what it says, not what fascists say it says.
Why do resluglicons hate the Constitution so much? Easy: It says we're all equal under the law, which is anathema to everything they believe in their diseased, aristocratic, Old Europe little minds.
Theofascist, opportunistic war-on-war-on-Christmas--mongering harridan profits from the commercialization of the holiday and un-christian hatespeech at the same time. (Be sure to click on the "wingnut" on the right side of the page.)
More on the theofascist "Bracelet Lady."
Remember the wingnut on...where else?...the right.
People stay away in droves from goerge's latest *pack o' lies.
If she's not a racist, why won't she repeat what she said?
The Family Research Institute is another theofascist hate group working to foment Civil War II. Bring it on.
Are you getting ready yet?
Any of this sound familiar from, say, this year?
"Fascism will come at the hands of perfectly authentic Americans who have been working to commit this country to the rule of the bureaucratic state; interfering in the affairs of the states and cities; taking part in the management of industry and finance and agriculture; assuming the role of great national banker and investor, borrowing billions every year and spending them on all sorts of projects through which such a government can paralyze opposition and command public support; marshalling great armies and navies at crushing costs to support the industry of war and preparation for war which will become our nation’s greatest industry; and adding to all this the most romantic adventures in global planning, regeneration, and domination, all to be done under the authority of a powerfully centralized government in which the executive will hold in effect all the powers, with Congress reduced to the role of a debating society."
Become the cheese-eating surrender monkeys (aka "French") of the war on Christmas as they run and hide from advancing hordes of slavering, radical secularist demons looking for babies to impale on their bayonets before roasting and eating them.
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
"The most demoralizing form of violence that could visit a Christian (sic) right leader such as the Rev. Jerry Falwell is the violence of not being noticed."
I take his words "out of context" by quoting exactly what he said.
"The lighting of the National Christmas tree is one of the great traditions in our nation's capital. Each year, we gather here to celebrate the season of hope and joy – and to remember the story of one humble life that lifted the sights of humanity. Santa, thanks for coming. Glad you made it."
WingNutDaily confirms that goerge believes Santa is Jesus
Securities fraud. Are there any resluglicons who aren't crooks?
More from the make-believe parallel universe of Kancervatron where war is peace, freedom is slavery, 2+2=5, and we have always been at war with Oceania.
Media "are" combatants now. (If by "media" he means "propagandizing, fascist hatespeakers," and if by "are" he means "will be when we take over the world.")
Radical secularists steal the Baby Jesus in Utah, too
Leave Mary and Joseph blindfolded. No ransom note found. Islamofascists suspected in cahoots with radical secularists, Jews and other French-looking, librul blame-America-firsters.
He also knows what I've known for nearly 30 years, that they want most of us to become "serfs" in a feudal theocracy. Welcome to the fight. Bring all your friends.
"You may wonder why anyone would try to use the word 'fascism' in a serious discussion of where America is today. It sounds like cheap name-calling, or melodramatic allusion to a slew of old war movies. But I am serious. I don't mean it as name-calling at all. I mean to persuade you that the style of governing into which America has slid is most accurately described as fascism, and that the necessary implications of this fact are rightly regarded as terrifying. That's what I am about here."
And he preached this sermon in, of all places, Texas. He concluded his remarks that day with both words of hope and caution:
"Those who want to live in a reality-based story rather than as serfs in an ideology designed to transfer power, possibility and hope to a small ruling elite have much long and hard work to do, individually and collectively. It will not be either easy or quick.
More from Salon
Why else would goerge deliberately leave any mention of Christmas or Jesus off his "holiday" cards?
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
His "Christmas" cards don't mention Christmas.
Here are goerge's new radical secularist allies in the war on Christmas. I bet if you looked them up, they'd all look French.
So that's what a moonbat is.
I know, I like that new Mustang, too. But that's beside the point.
They're lily-livered sissies who caved to bullying, theofascist bigots. Plus they're firmly behind Chief Roberts and Scalito. I've bought my last Ford.
At least one Ford employee thinks the AFA theofascists are "bozos."
He's being generous.
It better not be a Ford.
And little kids' creativity.
Would you want to go to their church?
This is why I call them "the other KKK" (Kompassionate Kancervative Krixtains). They're no better than our first KKK.
Sunday, December 04, 2005
Bullies must be stopped, especially brownshirted, fascist abominations who pretend to be "christians," but are the exact opposite! If they can't share America with patriots, let them move to Argentina with all the other confederate and nazi holdouts.
Did Jesus ever do or say anything remotely resembling what these theofascist bullies do and say every day?
Ford caves to his krixtain bullying.
Keep up with this story here this week.
Patriots fight back!
Join 'em. Take action. Ask them if they'd pull their ads from JET or EBONY magazines if the (other) KKK demanded it.
On other battle fronts...
FAUXNEWZ declares war on war on Christmas!
They're helping Falwell's efforts to foment an actual civil war.
Theofascist group declares war on Constitution, everybody who's not one of them
They don't want other people to live here. Will you leave or fight back?
Christmas fights back
Theofascists mind their own business and "tolerate" minority religions by demonizing and marginalizing them twelve ways from Thursday. I'd hate to see what they consider persecuting minority religions.
War on war on Christmas began 80 years ago
So did religious cleansing.
Gibson: "If you are really offended, go to Israel."
I heard Falwell said something about the man's mama off-camera, but I haven't been able to confirm it.
New bill before (resluglicon-controlled Congress) would aid predatory lenders, hurt homeowners.
From the "Why let the facts get in the way of demonizing libruls?" department:
"(t)he Chamber says it has never received any complaints in the past (and) no one has ever requested that Christmas be removed from the parade’s title or theme."
And while we're noting their lies...
Army admits goerge lied about "foreign fighters" in Iraq
We've known for a long time we're fighting mostly Iraqis. It's nice the Pentagon is finally admitting it.
Since it's (another) manufactured crisis, let's let him know we're in the AGAINST category.
Falwell also declares war on war on hate crimes
Would Jesus be FOR or AGAINST bullying and killing queers?