Friday, December 09, 2005

Finally on the record! What goerge really thinks of the Constitution

Send this to everyone you know. The American people need to know what he thinks about the document he swore to defend. (Newbies to the internet, click on the headline.)

Will Falwell go after goerge because of the profanity, the treason, or both?

Excerpts

GOP leaders told Bush that his hardcore push to renew the more onerous provisions of the (Patriot) act could further alienate conservatives still mad at the President from his botched attempt to nominate White House Counsel Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court.

“I don’t give a $@%%@*,” Bush retorted. “I’m the President and the Commander-in-Chief. Do it my way.”

“Mr. President,” one aide in the meeting said. “There is a valid case that the provisions in this law undermine the Constitution.”

“Stop throwing the Constitution in my face,” Bush screamed back. “It’s just a *$#@%$&&%$ piece of paper!”

I’ve talked to three people present for the meeting that day and they all confirm that the President of the United States called the Constitution “a %$#@&#%$ piece of paper.”

And what does the Attorney General think of that "%$#%#@&% piece of paper?"

Alberto Gonzales, while still White House counsel, wrote that the “Constitution is an outdated document.”

The Presidential Oath of Office which goerge took with his hand on the Bible.

http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0878064.html

The oath to be taken by the president on first entering office is specified in Article II, Section 1, of the @%$#@%$# piece of paper:

I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the @&$#@%$@# piece of paper.

He doesn't want most people to vote, either

http://www.bradblog.com/archives/00002137.htm

What's the point with Diebold rigging every election?

What passes for "news" on cable

Turn off the teevee and read news online. Start here.

Note how many times and how many people from FAUXNEWZ said...well, nothing at all.

Christian nudists plan village in...where else?...Florida

But will they have slot machines now that Jebya has okayed them?

If Adam and Eve were naked as they rode their vegetarian Tyrannosaurs to church 6000 years ago, why does Jerry Falwell wear $2000 suits? (Come to think of it, he should wear clothes...a lot of clothes. And a goalie's mask.)

Air support for the war on the war on Christmas

Christmas is pinned down by enemy fire (from promotional radial tires...um...seventeen professional radishes...er...cellular radio processionals...something) and Stephen Colbert is bringing reinforcements.

From the front lines of the war on Christmas

Oh, the humanity...

"This is the worst I've ever seen it!"

Why do resluglicons love pollution and want us to get sick?

They're all sociopathic, corporate whores who somehow have convinced themselves the pollution won't make their kids and grandkids sick.

Fundamentalist death squads terrorize America

It's only a future headline. But the lying, theofascist bullies have made clear that their war on the war on Christmas is but the first step in their effort to foment Civil War II. As they grow even bolder, their armed, krixtain bully squads will feel empowered to do exactly what these jerks are doing in Iraq. Remember the bunch of "christians" who beat that Arkansas professor nearly to death for announcing a class on evolution vs. creationism? What more proof do you need? (When has a gang of "libruls" ever attacked one of them? And don't tell me about the kid who threw a pie at Coultergeist a few months ago.)

More evidence Kompassionate Kancervative Krixtains are mentally ill.
http://americablog.blogspot.com/2005/12/wash-post-homophobes-may-be-mentally.html

So I keep asking, "Are you getting ready?" If you're not sure how to get ready, leave me a note in Comments, and I'll give you some tips on how to get started.

My words to Pomeroy are simple, too

If you love this damn war so much, go, send your children, or shut the hell up.

"Pro-family" chickenhawks don't mind that Goof War II is pretty damn bad for military families. I guess they understand sacrifices must be made (by other people) if they're to conquer the world and turn America into a feudal theocracy.

http://www.estripes.com/article.asp?section=104&article=33578

Political correctness demanded by those who claim to hate political correctness

The lying, theofascist bullies can't name one person or group telling you NOT to say, "Merry Christmas." But their "Friend Or Foe" campaign proves they're telling us we'd BETTER say only, "Merry Christmas," or they'll come after us one way or another.

Who're the nazis now?

Thursday, December 08, 2005

North Carolina may return to the Union, after all

EFF sues to make election thieves Diebold comply with state laws. What a concept.

Georgia...not so much.

State declares war on war on war on Christmas

http://www.ajc.com/news/content/metro/1205/09metxmas.html

Despite the fact that no one is doing it (except in the minds of those who think FAUXNEWZ is a source for "news"), law forbids people from forbidding people from saying "Merry Christmas."

Theofascists mad at Dr. First, resluglicon-controlled Senate

Democrat-led Senate during the dark years of the Reagan regime was more "pro-family*" than the current bunch of fascist criminals.

The theofascist hate group, FRC, say the Senate didn't vote for a single bill they cared about all year. Not one. (Not even the tax cuts?)

(*If by "pro-family" they mean "pro-my family, and screw yours.")

I've never liked the big jerk, either. This is just more fear-mongering to help his friends get even more of our money.

First Fear Factor: "Flu pandemic could hurt economy"
http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/13362658.htm

Especially for Big Pharmas and doctors if people don't spend zillions for largely useless flu shots.

Is Scalito's vision for America YOUR vision for America?

It sure ain't none of mine.

Santa (or was it Jesus?*) lynched in Florida

Where was Jebya while they were doing this to the guy goerge* thinks is Jesus?

But is it part of the radical secularist progressives' war on Christmas, or the theofascists' war on the war on Christmas?

Educate yourself about the Constitution while you can

Before it's completely shredded and made into toilet paper for goerge's private bathroom.

Resluglicons can have my copy of the Constitution when they pry it from my cold, dead hand.

Learn what it says, not what fascists say it says.

Why do resluglicons hate the Constitution so much? Easy: It says we're all equal under the law, which is anathema to everything they believe in their diseased, aristocratic, Old Europe little minds.

Der Ruschkopf's squeeze promotes hypocritical "Bracelet Lady"

What's happened to Daryn, anyway? Can she be that lonely?

Theofascist, opportunistic war-on-war-on-Christmas--mongering harridan profits from the commercialization of the holiday and un-christian hatespeech at the same time. (Be sure to click on the "wingnut" on the right side of the page.)

More on the theofascist "Bracelet Lady."

http://blah3.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=764

Remember the wingnut on...where else?...the right.

What if he gave a speech* and nobody came?

Well, not quite nobody, but still...

People stay away in droves from goerge's latest *pack o' lies.

Those wacky Baptists are at it again

Wouldn't admit her husband is a Baptist "preacher," either.

If she's not a racist, why won't she repeat what she said?

This French-looking, terist-loving, America-hating traitor should be taken out and hung...hanged...whatever

Guess who was the first person to say we couldn't "win" in Iraq? Nope, not Gov. Dean.

The friends of their friends are mine enemies

Will they build "family" concentration camps?

The Family Research Institute is another theofascist hate group working to foment Civil War II. Bring it on.

Are you getting ready yet?

Are you part of the very secret plan to diminish Christianity in the USA?

Apparently a lot of people are, but I just can't find any.

"Radical secularists" morph into "secular progressives"

Either that or those fascist gasbags can't make up their minds about what to call their imaginary boogeymen.

Congress threatens to tear another page from Constitution; retired judges object

Resluglicons are closer than ever to getting their 70-year-old dream of a totalitarian police state where they let us have the rights they think we ought to have...just like in feudal Europe.

A warning about creeping American fascism from 1944

John T. Flynn (scroll down a ways) knew what resluglicons and industrialists were up to 60 years ago. This was 10 years after the industrialists' attempt to overthrow FDR and replace him with a Mussolini-style dictator.

Any of this sound familiar from, say, this year?

"Fascism will come at the hands of perfectly authentic Americans who have been working to commit this country to the rule of the bureaucratic state; interfering in the affairs of the states and cities; taking part in the management of industry and finance and agriculture; assuming the role of great national banker and investor, borrowing billions every year and spending them on all sorts of projects through which such a government can paralyze opposition and command public support; marshalling great armies and navies at crushing costs to support the industry of war and preparation for war which will become our nation’s greatest industry; and adding to all this the most romantic adventures in global planning, regeneration, and domination, all to be done under the authority of a powerfully centralized government in which the executive will hold in effect all the powers, with Congress reduced to the role of a debating society."

America, Fascism, and God: Sermons From A Heretical Preacher

He's nearly 30 years late to this fight, but he's welcome nonetheless.

Jon Stewart (a Jew!) admits complicity in war on Christmas!

If Shrill O'Reilly? knew what this meant, he'd call Stewart the "Lord Haw-Haw" of the war on Christmas. But as things are, he'll just have to keep making stuff up.

Screeching fascist hate-speaking banshee gets what she deserves

Poor Coultergeist. She couldn't get laid at a biker bar on a Saturday night.

Theofascist megachurches surrender in war on Christmas

Huge evangelical churches won't be open on Christmas Day.

Become the cheese-eating surrender monkeys (aka "French") of the war on Christmas as they run and hide from advancing hordes of slavering, radical secularist demons looking for babies to impale on their bayonets before roasting and eating them.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

A Christmas present our resluglicon Congress could give America, but won't

They could protect people instead of big pharmas. Which do you think they'll favor?

How O'Really? wages war on the war on Christmas

Who took a play from whose playbook? (Scroll down a tad.)

The war on Christmas: A manufactured crisis*

(*Sometimes called bull$#!+.)

"The most demoralizing form of violence that could visit a Christian (sic) right leader such as the Rev. Jerry Falwell is the violence of not being noticed."

Remember when Ford had a better idea?

Them days is long gone.

Nearly half the population of America is too stupid to live

After all the evidence, only 52% accept that goerge lied his unelected ass off to get his war. (Scroll down a bit)

Why doesn't FAUXNEWZ report any "good news" from the war on the war on Christmas?

Because there is no war on Christmas!

Celebrate the birth of Santa with goerge this holiday season

He really did think Christmas was Santa's birthday. (Unrewritten history: It's not Jesus' birthday, either. He was almost certainly born in the spring.)

I take his words "out of context" by quoting exactly what he said.

"The lighting of the National Christmas tree is one of the great traditions in our nation's capital. Each year, we gather here to celebrate the season of hope and joy – and to remember the story of one humble life that lifted the sights of humanity. Santa, thanks for coming. Glad you made it."

WingNutDaily confirms that goerge believes Santa is Jesus

http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=47768

Anti-Defamation League claims Jews are Americans, too

But they'll need Jerry Falwell's permission to stay here.

EXCLUSIVE: Election thieves at Diebold in class-action lawsuit

Oh, it's Enron time again...

Securities fraud. Are there any resluglicons who aren't crooks?

FAUXNEWZ declares war on free press

They never did care much for that librul Bill of Rights.

More from the make-believe parallel universe of Kancervatron where war is peace, freedom is slavery, 2+2=5, and we have always been at war with Oceania.

Media "are" combatants now. (If by "media" he means "propagandizing, fascist hatespeakers," and if by "are" he means "will be when we take over the world.")

What happens when the librulmedia are free to do their job

Watch video of radical secularist old lady stealing the Baby Jesus!

Also:

Radical secularists steal the Baby Jesus in Utah, too

http://www.sploid.com/news/2005/12/like_the_toasty.php

Leave Mary and Joseph blindfolded. No ransom note found. Islamofascists suspected in cahoots with radical secularists, Jews and other French-looking, librul blame-America-firsters.

See? See!? I'm not crazy, he knows it, too!

Texas preacher warns about theofascism. (I've been 'way ahead of him on this for over 25 years, but he's better late to the fight than never.)

He also knows what I've known for nearly 30 years, that they want most of us to become "serfs" in a feudal theocracy. Welcome to the fight. Bring all your friends.

"You may wonder why anyone would try to use the word 'fascism' in a serious discussion of where America is today. It sounds like cheap name-calling, or melodramatic allusion to a slew of old war movies. But I am serious. I don't mean it as name-calling at all. I mean to persuade you that the style of governing into which America has slid is most accurately described as fascism, and that the necessary implications of this fact are rightly regarded as terrifying. That's what I am about here."

And he preached this sermon in, of all places, Texas. He concluded his remarks that day with both words of hope and caution:

"Those who want to live in a reality-based story rather than as serfs in an ideology designed to transfer power, possibility and hope to a small ruling elite have much long and hard work to do, individually and collectively. It will not be either easy or quick.

Goof War II is "The War To Start All Wars"

It's been obvious for a long time to all of us who read that big PNAC document they took to Clinton in 1998 (demanding that he go after Saddam). They mean to conquer the entire middle east.

Radical secularists make churches in Seattle, Chicago and Kansas City CLOSE for Christmas Day

Are the international Jews alone behind this, or are the terists somehow involved, too?

Mexico declares war on Christmas

Resort welcomes "holiday" tourists, and other radical secularists not just there for Christmas.

Baby bush toys for your holiday tree

Today's featured product: Li'l Looming Disaster Pillow.

Michael Schiavo forms PAC to fight theofascist bullies and their resluglicon puppets

Happy Holidays, Jerry.

More from Salon

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2005/12/07/
schiavo/index_np.html

Tell Ford you're against bullying and discriminating

UPDATE: Contact your local Ford dealerships and tell them to stop caving in to theofascist bullies who promote discrimination while pretending to be christians.. And be polite.

White House gives aid and comfort to radical secularists

I think he's beginning to look a little French, too.

Why else would goerge deliberately leave any mention of Christmas or Jesus off his "holiday" cards?

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Dutch's son renounces Constitution, law and order for mob justice

Wants Gov. Dean "hung." (Good thing he doesn't want him "hanged," or that could be considered a threat or inciting violence, as well as proper grammar, which rarely appears in their fascist hatespeech.)

White House fires latest salvo in goerge's war on Christmas

Has goerge joined the radical secularists? Sure looks like it.

His "Christmas" cards don't mention Christmas.

Here are goerge's new radical secularist allies in the war on Christmas. I bet if you looked them up, they'd all look French.

http://www.independentcourt.org/about.htm

Sound familiar?

If you've ever listened to a televangeliar, FAUXNEWZ, or had the misfortune to discuss politics with a resluglicon voter, it will.

So that's what a moonbat is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonbat

If "bad news" is true, is it "bad news," or the truth?

Either way, Dummy's glad Iraq's oil fields are intact.

Join the Ford boycott, but for very different reasons

UPDATE: Contact your local Ford dealerships and tell them to stop caving in to theofascist bullies who promote discrimination while pretending to be christians.. And be polite.

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2005/12/
contact-your-local-ford-dealership.html

I know, I like that new Mustang, too. But that's beside the point.

They're lily-livered sissies who caved to bullying, theofascist bigots. Plus they're firmly behind Chief Roberts and Scalito. I've bought my last Ford.

At least one Ford employee thinks the AFA theofascists are "bozos."

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2005/12/
ford-caught-posting-propaganda-on.html

He's being generous.

Turncoat Liebermann drinks the Kool-Aid, jumps the shark, and strongly indicates the fix is in

How could Al have chosen this dipshit as a running mate?

Neil Bush meets the Messiah

At least they think he's the Messiah.

Only in Texas: Pilgrims flock to see image of Jesus...on tailgate of pickup truck

Is there something in the water down there?

It better not be a Ford.

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2005/12/
ford-issues-public-statement-about.html

Resluglicon governor of Oklahoma declares war on Christmas

Resluglicons are the ones who told us lotteries were better than taxes.

And little kids' creativity.

Beware crooks as you plan holiday charitable giving

They're everywhere.

KKK beats up professor over "Intelligent Design" class

Brownshirted, theofascist bullies reveal their true colors with roadside beating.

Would you want to go to their church?

This is why I call them "the other KKK" (Kompassionate Kancervative Krixtains). They're no better than our first KKK.

What the Falwellians and FAUXNEWZians said about goerge and Laura's war on Christmas

(Sound of crickets...)

"Intellligent Design" turning into box office flop

They refuse to do real science.

How the resluglicons stole the last election...

...and how they'll keep doing it until we stop them.

Condo shows us how much credibility she has left

That might be the size of her last boyfriend's...

Stars weren't crazy about goerge's cocktail party for the Kennedy Center honors

Which is fair considering how goerge treated Democrats for this event.

How did the Puritans treat Christmas 350 years ago?

They outlawed it.

How did the founding fathers treat Christmas?

They treated it as the contrived English holiday that it was in those days, and pretty much ignored it.

Why do the theofascists know the "war on Christmas" is fake?

Because they invented it.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Theofascist Dobson declares war on free market

BREAKING: Dobson's enemies call for meeting with Ford.

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2005/12/
breaking-united-front-of-every-single.html

Bullies must be stopped, especially brownshirted, fascist abominations who pretend to be "christians," but are the exact opposite! If they can't share America with patriots, let them move to Argentina with all the other confederate and nazi holdouts.
.............................

Did Jesus ever do or say anything remotely resembling what these theofascist bullies do and say every day?


Ford caves to his krixtain bullying.

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2005/12/
this-is-hateful-american-family.html

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2005/12/
gee-anti-gay-bigoted-ford-motor.html

Keep up with this story here this week.

Patriots fight back!

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2005/12/
first-ford-motor-company-action-of-day.html

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2005/12/
feel-free-to-call-these-senior-public.html

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2005/12/
second-ford-motor-company-action-of.html

Join 'em. Take action. Ask them if they'd pull their ads from JET or EBONY magazines if the (other) KKK demanded it.

Goerge, Laura declare unrestricted warfare on Christmas! White House now secularist bastion

Say "Happy Holidays" to little kids over and over today!

On other battle fronts...

FAUXNEWZ declares war on war on Christmas!

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/12/05.html#a6187

They're helping Falwell's efforts to foment an actual civil war.

Theofascist group declares war on Constitution, everybody who's not one of them

http://rawstory.com/news/2005/Group_to_celebrate
_JudeoChristian_faith_stump_1205.html

They don't want other people to live here. Will you leave or fight back?

Christmas fights back

http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=bizarre&id=3697191

For Gibson's war on war on Christmas, bullying is tolerance

The way I was raised, becoming a christian was supposed to make you a better person. Now...

Theofascists mind their own business and "tolerate" minority religions by demonizing and marginalizing them twelve ways from Thursday. I'd hate to see what they consider persecuting minority religions.

War on war on Christmas began 80 years ago

http://thinkprogress.org/2005/12/05/christmas-conspiracy/

So did religious cleansing.

Gibson: "If you are really offended, go to Israel."

Robertson tells more lies in war on war on Christmas

Did Jesus resort to lies and hatespeech to attract disciples and followers? Did He say, "Upon these lies I will build my church?" Not in my Bible.

Falwell gets nasty in war on war on Christmas

What a wonderful witness for krixtain love and compassion that fat-faced theofascist bully is. Is he still taking the same drugs Jerry Lewis took for pain?

I heard Falwell said something about the man's mama off-camera, but I haven't been able to confirm it.

Kentucky churches declare war on Christmas

Even some theofascist megachurches will close on Christmas.

Our fundamentalist bullies=good, their fundamentalist bullies-bad, very bad

He's right, no caption needed.

Why does goerge invoke 9-11 every ten minutes?

To remind his friends how much money he gave them after it.

Theofascists announce "Just Us Sunday III"

Apparently, God wants Scalito on the Extreme Court.

Also:

http://thinkprogress.org/2005/12/03/anti-alito-anti-god/

The next resluglicon I hear say they're for small gubmnt is gonna get a slappin'

That goes for comments about states' rights, too.

New bill before (resluglicon-controlled Congress) would aid predatory lenders, hurt homeowners.

How to participate in the war on war on Christmas

Do exactly as Hitchens did on Scarborough's show.

Can your local Christmas parade pass the theofascist litmus test?

This one didn't. Wait, aren't they supposed to "boycott, sue" their enemies?

From the "Why let the facts get in the way of demonizing libruls?" department:

"(t)he Chamber says it has never received any complaints in the past (and) no one has ever requested that Christmas be removed from the parade’s title or theme."

Librul squirrels join war on Christmas

Local baby-eaters give aid and comfort to anti-Christmas rodents. Where are the squirrel nests in your neighborhood? Is your neighbor's bird feeder really a bird feeder?

"Libruls killed Christmas postage stamps!"

And other lies from the war on war on Christmas.

And while we're noting their lies...

Army admits goerge lied about "foreign fighters" in Iraq

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/12/04/wirq04.xml&sSheet=/
portal/2005/12/04/ixportal.html

We've known for a long time we're fighting mostly Iraqis. It's nice the Pentagon is finally admitting it.

O'Really? joins war on war on Christmas

It's the only kind of war he's man enough for: a sitzkrieg ("phony war," or "sitting war"). Will he make up medals as he did broadcasting awards?

Is there actually a war on Christmas?

Or did the theofascists just make it up so their mindless minions would have another bunch of enemies to hate in the name of the Prince of Peace?

In Falwell's war on war on Christmas, we're either with him or against him

Did Jesus ever do anything like this?

Since it's (another) manufactured crisis, let's let him know we're in the AGAINST category.

Falwell also declares war on war on hate crimes

http://www.lc.org/Petitions/fedmarriage/hatecrimes
_petition_form.htm

Would Jesus be FOR or AGAINST bullying and killing queers?