Friday, December 02, 2005

What is, "Yes! Hell, yes!" Alex?

Breaking: 60% of Americans want next president to be "completely different" from goerge. (The rest will come around by '08.)

Goerge has alienated literally the entire planet

Bolton "stands alone" at UN; US at odds with entire world

Back to the headline...

US History for $300: "Is goerge the worst president ever? (To include Most Hated, also.)


"(James) Buchanan (1856-1861) set the standard (till now as worst president ever), a tough record to beat. But there are serious people who believe that George W. Bush will prove to do that, be worse than Buchanan. I have talked with three significant historians in the past few months who would not say it in public, but who are saying privately that Bush will be remembered as the worst of the presidents.

This is what those historians said -- and it should be noted that some of the criticism about deficit spending and misuse of the military came from self-identified conservatives -- about the Bush record:

(Reads like a Declaration of Incompetence, don't it?)

He has taken the country into an unwinnable war and alienated friend and foe alike in the process;

He is bankrupting the country with a combination of aggressive military spending and reduced taxation of the rich;

He has deliberately and dangerously attacked separation of church and state;

He has repeatedly "misled," to use a kind word, the American people on affairs domestic and foreign;

He has proved to be incompetent in affairs domestic (New Orleans) and foreign (Iraq and the battle against al-Qaida);

He has sacrificed American employment (including the toleration of pension and benefit elimination) to increase overall productivity;

He is ignorantly hostile to science and technological progress;

He has tolerated or ignored one of the republic's oldest problems, corporate cheating in supplying the military in wartime.

Quite an indictment. It is, of course, too early to evaluate a president. That, historically, takes decades, and views change over times as results and impact become more obvious. Besides, many of the historians note that however bad Bush seems, they have indeed since worse men around the White House. Some say Buchanan. Many say Vice President Dick Cheney.

Did Falwell "boycott, sue" GA governor?

Or was the gov already in league with the fat theofascist bully?

Entire FBI about to be reassigned to Rejkjavik

WASHINGTON -- The FBI has reopened an inquiry into one of the most intriguing aspects of the pre-Iraq war intelligence fiasco: How the Bush administration came to rely on forged documents linking Iraq to nuclear weapons materials as part of its justification for the invasion.

The documents inspired intense U.S. interest in the buildup to the war -- and they led the CIA to send a former ambassador to the African nation of Niger to investigate whether Iraq had sought the materials there. The ambassador, Joseph C. Wilson IV, found little evidence to support the claim, and the documents were later deemed to have been forged.

What is the important cause, goerge?

I don't know and he won't tell me. But 14 more Marines have died for it.

Photo op=good, dead Marines=bad, very bad

If goerge never talks about dead GIs, the worthlesscorporatemedia's stenographalists won't write about them and they won't exist.

Christmas trees=good, poor Americans=bad, very bad

If no one talks about poor people, the worthlesscorporatemedia stenographalists won't write about them and they won't exist.

Theofascists make their move on UN

Bolton invited Dobson to get involved. They want our fundamentalist wackos to combat their fundamentalist wackos. Well, not combat, exactly, except in the verbal sense. Theofascists are chickenhawks who want other people's kids to die so their own kids can stay here and hunt libruls, queers and scientists.

That's $10 million of OUR money he spent on that bat mitzvah

Money he made for selling the Army body armor that "allegedly" can't stop a 9mm pistol round.

Bush brother travels with "Rev." Moon for...ahem...peace

Latest news from the parallel universe of Kancervatron where 2+2=5.

Neil's brother invaded another country, Moon bought surplus Russian subs and gave them to North Korea, and they call themselves messengers of peace?

Several more reasons to love Maureen Dowd

"All you need to know is two words: 'Cheney's guilty.'"

And a lot more.

Next target of Swift Boaters says Iran, al-qaeda benefitted most from goerge's invasion of Iraq

Coultergeist, Sack o' Schmidt and their friends will tell us soon that Lt. General Odom stole his uniform, or something.

He means politically only. Financially, he'd agree Halliburton, Bechtel and Poppy's bunch, The Carlyle Group, fared the best, then come all defense contractors down the list.

Attorney-General supports unconstitutional activity, discrimination in Texas

He's the highest law enforcement officer in the land. What does this opinion tell you about his party's plan for minorities and the Constitution?

Thomas Paine's "Common Sense," Part the Fourth

"Of the present ability of America, with some miscellaneous reflexions."

Remember "Up With People?" Now their children are "Down With Libruls!"

Our tax dollars pay for fascist hate-rock.

Diebold finally coughs up enough money, gets certified in North Carolina

We had a little hope for the former secessionist state, but now...

VR-WC's war on War on Christmas a dud

Only 42% of FAUXNEWZ's minions believe it's true, 48% don't. (Why are the people in that second group even watching FAUXNEWZ?)

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Yep, theropods evolved into birds

This just about settles it. So now maybe the theogeologists and theobiologists at Liberty (sic) University (sic) can arrange for their heads to explode over this at the same time their boss's head explodes when we all say, "Happy Holidays" in unison. Ready? One, two,three--"HAPPY HOLIDAYS!" (Did I hear a boom-splat?)

White House joins war on Christmas!

Falwell reportedly rushed to emergency room with massively swollen head...and not for the usual reasons. His war isn't going any better than goerge's., "holiday" card from goerge and Laura doesn't have "Christmas" anywhere on it.

Flashback to Falwell's war on war on Christmas

Falwell will boycott, sue anybody "muzzling" Christmas. (So he's going to boycott, sue goerge now, right? And put out videotapes and dvds proving goerge is at war with Christmas?)

Shrill O'Really? won't take kindly to this, either

"(i)t's all part of the secular progressive agenda ... to get Christianity and spirituality and Judaism out of the public square." He then added: "[B]ecause if you look at what happened in Western Europe and Canada, if you can get religion out, then you can pass secular progressive programs, like legalization of narcotics, euthanasia, abortion at will, gay marriage...)

Neither will his fellow fascist @$$hole Gibson

"Yes, Virginia, there is a war on Christmas."

Fewer than half of FAUXNEWZ' minions buy into phony war

42% Agree 49% Disagree

When your hateful lies don't work on your most loyal brownshirts, you know you're in deep yogurt.

"If God keeps hanging out with resluglicons*, it's gonna hurt His reputation"

Molly wrote "politicians," but we all know who she's talking about.

Who says there's no such thing as evolution? Look at how goerge's Noble Cause has evolved in 2 1/2 years

How many missions has he accomplished since riding aboard a plane that landed on a carrier?

Election thieves on top in California

Reform activists shut out of summit on e-voting machines.

Coalition of the billing didn't watch Happy Happy Joy Joy yesterday

They're tired of waiting for their share of Iraqi oil, so two of goerge's "allies" are leaving, and half a dozen more are thinking about it. You're doing a heckuva job, goergie.

Why Goof War II is unwinnable

There isn't a single "enemy," or even a few "enemies." There apparently are "up to 100" groups fighting us in a war we should never have started in the first place.

What would Clinton do about Iraq?

You mean besides not invade them? Find out tonight on CNN.

Exclusive: Spawn Insannity to spew fascist lies, hatespeech on Armed Forces Radio

Good work, John (at Americablog).

Parents should manage what their kids watch and theofascists should shut up and help feed poor people

Theofascists cannot exist without a neverending list of new and eviler enemies they'll stop if we just give them enough money and control over the gubmnt. How would America be different if they cared as much about corporate pirates as they pretend to care about cartoons?

NEW YORK, Dec. 1 /U.S. Newswire/ -- TV Watch and The Creative Coalition announced today that more than 50 top celebrities and creative professionals have joined TV Watch, a non-partisan coalition that is the leading voice for promoting parental control tools and limiting government control of broadcast content.

"Creative expression in America-whether it's a play about a national hero, a cartoon that lampoons politicians or a gritty TV drama-should never be subject to government approval. It's important for our freedoms that it stay that way," said Joe Pantoliano, actor and co-president of The Creative Coalition. The Creative Coalition is the nonprofit, nonpartisan organization that educates, advocates and mobilizes the arts and entertainment industry behind issues of social importance.

Embedded reporter catches another of goerge's lies

So much for embedding reporters in order to control the news, huh?

He was there, and he saw who led the attack. It wasn't, as goerge said, Iraqis; it was Green Berets.

FAUXNEWZ now sells "Christmas" ornaments

They forgot to coordinate their online sales department with their hatespeech department.

Theofascist pharmacists suspended for refusing to dispense legal meds

If America doesn't nip this in the bud, one can only imagine where it will lead. Will plumbers want to know your church membership before they repair your burst pipes? Will you have to show your NRA membership card to buy groceries? Will you have to shout, "I love Bush" into the computer before it turns on the gas pump?

Air Force tells how to spot terists

They're everywhere! They're everywhere! In every crowd, behind every bush, under every bed. The sky is going to fall!

"People may suffer and die, but the Church advances" under goerge

If by "church" you mean theofascist televangeliars.


Journalist Seymour Hersh, in a recent New Yorker article titled 'Up In the Air,' described the administration's view of the spiraling madness taking place in Iraq. He recounts the comments of a former defense official who served in Bush's first term. According to Hersh, "'The President is more determined than ever to stay the course,'" the former defense official said. "'He doesn't feel any pain. Bush is a believer in the adage "People may suffer and die, but the Church advances."'"

"He said that the President had become more detached," continued Hersh, "leaving more issues to Karl Rove and Vice-President Cheney." "'They keep him in the gray world of religious idealism, where he wants to be anyway,'" the former defense official said. Bush's public appearances, for example, are generally scheduled in front of friendly audiences, most often at military bases. Four decades ago, President Lyndon Johnson, who was also confronted with an increasingly unpopular war, was limited to similar public forums. "'Johnson knew he was a prisoner in the White House,'" the former official said, "'but Bush has no idea.'"

We are all prisoners on this mystery train. God only knows where it will lead.

Resluglicons still think of the Constitution as just so much toilet paper

The White House, Congress, all their minions hate that librul Constitution for giving everyone the same rights.

More Americans shun Wal-Mart

Over time, things like this add up.

Keep up the good work. In the long run, this will make America a little better for all of us.

Shamed criminal Cunningham keeps his Congress pension and other perks

He could turn out to be a traitor, too.

He reminds me of Benedict Arnold who also betrayed his cause for money and ego.

And at this point, he faces a mere ten years in prison.

Aren't we glad the resluglicons are the party of personal responsibility?

The handwriting is on the wall for goerge, our own Belshazzar

Sound like anyone we know?

Does he become a better man after seeing it? No, he makes campaign speeches from the safety of military bases. Meanwhile, men and women from those bases keep dying for his lies.

Why goerge won't restrain the racists in his mob

They help fire up his base.

At its heart, the GOP has always been about elitism and separatism. They think they're better than we are and shouldn't have to be around us. They're latter-day Tories who still hate the very idea of "this experiment in democracy" we call America.

Der Ruschkopf gives aid and comfort to kidnappers, demonizes christians

How does this fat, draft-dodging, fascist drug addict have a job?

Q: What's the difference between Der Ruschkopf and the Hindenburg?

A: One's a flaming, nazi gasbag, and the other's a dirigible.

The resluglicons' Culture of Corruption didn't happen overnight

Although it was in the planning stages for years, and was ready to implement rather quickly once goerge began squatting illegitimately in the White House. We only started finding out the dark truth with Enron. Since then...

Thomas Paine's "Common Sense," Part the Third

The more things change, the more they remain the same. Resluglicons and theofascists have replaced King George and his royal tyranny with goerge and their own fascist tyranny.

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Midshipmen overjoyed at getting to hear Happy Happy Joy Joy

This is a real picture.

FAUXNEWS declares war on Christmas

Shrill O'Really's head is gonna explode in concert with Jerry Falwell's. We can only hope.

Goof War II: Now, why didn't I think of that?

Watch the video of scores of protestors giving goerge the finger.

Iraqis, not terists, are killing US troops

Despite this bull$#!+ from the Moonie TIMES, killing or capturing "scores" of terists over several months made little difference. "Scores" of anybody can't flummox 100,000 troops. The Iraqis don't want us there; never have, never will. And you really can't blame them. How would you treat, say, Canadians if they invaded your town for trumped up reasons?

Diebold election thieves finally slither out of North Carolina

If they don't care about rigging elections for fascists, why should they obey the law requiring them to reveal their source code to those who would keep them from rigging elections for fascists?

Operation Truth gives goerge "incomplete" grade for Happy Happy Joy Joy

They're the largest Iraq veterans group. Naturally, military people like to win, hate to lose. But the issue is still that we never should have invaded Iraq in the first place. Maybe someday more veterans will join me in saying this publicly. Hey, my generation lost Vietnam, but it doesn't shame me to say that. We shouldn't have been there, either. That war was never winnable, and neither is this one. No invading army* in history has ever defeated a determined, resistant populace. Only a fool believes this time will be any different.

(*Excluding the Army's eradication of Native Americans in the West. But that was mostly a matter of food and disease eventually.)

Today's hogwash was just the first of several goerge will spew between now and December 15

What happens on December 15? Another election in Iraq. He only knows how to (give) campaign (speeches), knows nothing about governing.

FINALLY, an anti-war movie

"Homecoming" Friday on SHOWTIME.

Air Force's new hand-held laser gun designed NOT for terists, but for CROWD CONTROL

Tell me again we don't live in a fascist police state...

They will use it on us when we raise hell the next time Diebold steals an election, so get your welder's goggles now.

Pre-emptive strike on goerge's National Strategy for Victory and Happy Happy Joy Joy in Iraq

Read the truth before he spews his newest lies and bullshit.

Get your Bullshit Deflectors ready.

A summary of Happy Happy Joy Joy in Iraq

Why Iraq Has No Army

This is the Atlantic Monthly cover story that prompted Happy Happy Joy Joy.

Happy Happy Joy Joy in its entirety, if you have the stomach for it

Thomas Paine's "Common Sense," Part the Second

Boy, this country sure could use a little of Paine's common sense right about now. And some more patriots willing to depose another tyrant...our king goerge.

Oak Ridge joins Fourth Reich

Kancervatives just despise the Bill of Rights.

Must be residual radiation from the Manhattan Project of 60 years ago that's damaging their brains. That or they're just East Tennessee fascists.

School paper collected; told it must be "acceptable" to entire student body

Deborah Davis, patriot

She stood up to Big Brother's police state thugs, and look what it got her in goerge's Amerika.

Big Brother takes over Miami police department

What fascist police state? This &#^%@%#$ fascist police state!

And immediately after this article was published, the police chief got on national teevee and denied they would ever do what happened to Deborah Davis.

Shame on all chickenhawks who attack veterans for telling the truth

Help put "Shame" billboards in all their districts

Ten days ago Governor Dean asked Democrats to stand up for decorated combat veteran and Democratic Congressman Jack Murtha, who was under attack for speaking up about Iraq. More than 115,000 of you sent Murtha notes of encouragement, letting him know you would not be silent as Republicans try to score political points by attacking veterans.

In your letters, many of you singled out freshman Congresswoman Jean Schmidt, who had the audacity to call Jack Murtha a coward on the floor of the United States House of Representatives. (That's the same Jack Murtha who served 37 years in the Marine Corps, who received the Bronze Star, two purple hearts, the Vietnamese Cross of Gallantry, and the Navy Distinguished Service Medal.)

You asked what you could do to turn the heat up on Jean Schmidt and show Republicans that questioning the service of our veterans isn't fair game. One great idea that many of you suggested was placing billboards in their home districts. So, at your suggestion, here's the proposal.

From this day forward, the Democratic Party will commit to putting up a "Shame on You" billboard in the home district of any Republican who attacks a veteran's service in order to score political points.

The first billboard will go up near Jean Schmidt's district office in Portsmouth, Ohio. The message: "Shame on You, Jean Schmidt: Stop Attacking Veterans. Keep Your Eye on the Ball -- We Need a Real Plan for Iraq".

If you contribute now the billboard can be up next week. Your donation right now will take the fight right into Schmidt's backyard -- and the backyard of any Republican who values political posture over a veteran's service:

We have seen this pattern from Republican leaders before. Every time a veteran -- Democrat or Republican -- challenges their authority, people who never served in combat (George Bush, Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter and the rest) feel that they have the right to attack the courage and patriotism of those who have.

It happened to Vietnam veterans John McCain, Max Cleland, and John Kerry, and now to a man who served in Korea and Vietnam, Jack Murtha. We cannot let this continue -- we need to send a strong message that this kind of attack will not be tolerated.

Even after being forced to retract her words on the House floor, Jean Schmidt wouldn't back down or admit that attacking veterans' service is out of bounds. Last week, appearing on a local radio show in Southern Ohio, Schmidt said the biggest lesson she had learned from the incident was: "Not to wear the red dress."

Obviously these billboards need to get up as soon as possible. In order to get them up before the holidays, we need to place the order by 7 AM Thursday. A $50 contribution right now will send a very powerful message to Jean Schmidt -- and make other Republican leaders think twice before attacking the courage of those who challenge them:

The time has come to stop this kind of dirty political smearing once and for all. America's veterans deserve better treatment, and the American people deserve a more honest debate about our national security.

You can make it happen.

James Madison foresaw the right's "tyranny of the majority"

Resluglicons and theofascists are exactly what he warned about. They're nothing less than bullies and thugs, the very kinds of people the Revolution was fought to get rid of. Sadly, enough Tory loyalists remained in America after the Revolution to spawn their descendants whom we now know as the GOP and the Kompassionate Kancervative Krixtains.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Goerge gives aid and comfort to terists: Says YES to boxcutters, NO to better security

He cares more about bombs, which have never been used, than "sharp objects," which were used four times on 9-11. Kinda reminds you of when he went after Saddam, who didn't attack us, instead of Osama, who did attack us, don't it?


Resluglicons killed air marshal anti-terist cross-training

Oh, that was too expensive, but overpaying Halliburton to deliver dirty food (and little else) wasn't? Hell, they knew all the terist alerts were just so much hogwash. Notice we haven't had any terist alerts since the day before election day last year.

More on this from Americablog

"The AP article didn't make clear who in Congress killed the program, so I looked up the actual GAO report that was released today about this issue. It makes clear it was the House Appropriations Committee, which is run 100 percent by the GOP.

"This, from the GAO report:

"In October 2004, ICE suspended its cross-training efforts in response to congressional concerns that the cross-training was an ineffective use of resources and training. Specifically, in a June 2004 House Appropriations Committee report, the Committee expressed concerns regarding how ICE agents would maintain their skills as federal air marshals since they did not regularly perform federal air marshal duties. The Committee directed that each cross-trained ICE agent fly missions with a federal air marshal for a minimum of 24 hours per quarter, beginning October 1, 2004. However, in the October 2004 report that accompanied the fiscal year 2005 DHS Appropriations Act, the Conference Committee suggested that the cross-training provided to ICE agents was an ineffective use of resources. The Committee further suggested that the training of ICE agents to serve as federal air marshals in a surge capacity be discontinued. In response, DHS suspended its cross-training efforts at that time.

"Osama can breathe a little easier knowing the Republicans are doing his work for him."

Holy @&#%$*#, Batman! goerge is negotiating with the terists who are killing our troops!

He's the first world leader (?) to stray from the "We don't negotiate with terists" position universally adopted after the 1972 Olympics. God must have told him to do it.

Dogs and cats living together: Chamber of Commerce partners with (gasp!) ACLU to stand up to goerge and the unPatriot Act

It seems that those benefitting the most from goerge's tax cuts don't care for his fascist police state tactics when they affect them.

Joining the American Civil Liberties Union, organizations such as the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, the National Association of Manufacturers, the National Association of Realtors and the Financial Services Roundtable are demanding changes in the antiterror law's rules on government access to confidential business records.

More, and it only gets better.

These are times that try our souls, too

To quote myself, this must be how decent Germans felt in the 1930s as they watched a cancer devour their country.

Thomas Paine rallied brand-new Americans against tyranny with The Crisis. We must again put aside our petty differences and rally against resluglicon tyranny in the same way now as those patriots did 230 years ago

Jose "Alleged Shoe Bomber" Padilla is an American citizen

He's also innocent until convicted in a court of law and found guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. Then he's a terist.

Dumsfeld looks for his head, finds it still stuck up his @$$

No, they're not insurgents (as I've been saying for nearly a year), but not for Dummy's reasons. They are "rebelling" against goerge's invasion, not any "established authority."

The Enemy Within

No, not libruls. The worthlesscorporatemedia who haven't* been librul for a lamentably long time.

(*"Media" is a plural noun requiring plural verbs. Writing or say "the media is..." is incorrect.)

Thomas Paine's "Common Sense," Part the First

Normally I'd say there's no such thing as common sense (it's "common sense" for cannibals to eat their captives; it's "common sense" for resluglicons to expect someone else to do all the work, pay all the taxes and fight all the wars, etc), and I'd be right. When someone says, "Use common sense," he really means, "Be just like me." But that's not pertinent here. So carefully read why Paine's book became the biggest best-seller in colonial America's history. Appreciate all over again why the patriots rebelled against America's first tyrant named George.

Do your homework about the American Revolution, then decide for yourself if resluglicons are right about anything

I'm reading McCullough's book, and it's got me all fired up. Any fascist or theofascist who wants to argue about what the founding fathers intended, bring them little, yella pissaints on!

Liberty! The American Revolution

Available from your library, Netflix. Highly recommended.

The American Revolution

Available from your library, Netflix. Highly recommended.


David McCullough's Pulitzer Prize winner. Highly recommended.


The excellent movie of the truly great Broadway musical about the writing and signing of the Declaration of Independence. Available from your library, Netflix. Highly recommended.

"Oh, there's nothing halfway about the Iowa way they treat you..."

Abstinence Mission teaches kids to trade sex for cheap jewelry.

Is there anyone not insulted by this?

Either goerge really believes we don't take notes, or believes his Ministry of Trooth has confiscated all of them

He was for accomodating illegal aliens before he was against it/them.

Why didn't I make Shrill O'Really?'s enemies list?

So many krixtain superpatriots have launched drive-by snottings and threats to have me shut down, I was sure they'd tell O'Really? about my treason, and stuff.

Coultergeist plans prison camps for Democrats. I'm not making this up. Those are her words.

Couldn't get laid at a Marine base on a Saturday night.

Coulterskank also told bullies how to go after one of her critics.

And the skinny, screeching banshee impuned the looks of a young actress/writer who's millions of times more attractive than Coulterscreech ever will be.

Stars and Stripes attacks troop morale, gives Kool Aid and comforters to anemones

That's the only reason they'd publish this letter.

War based on a lie

Weapons of mass destruction? I’m still looking for them, and if you find any give me a call so we can justify our presence in Iraq. We started the war based on a lie, and we’ll finish it based on a lie. I say this because I am currently serving with a logistics headquarters in the Anbar province, between the cities of Fallujah and Ramadi. I am not fooled by the constant fabrication of “democracy” and “freedom” touted by our leadership at home and overseas.

This deception is furthered by our armed forces’ belief that we can just enter ancient Mesopotamia and tell the locals about the benefits of a legislative assembly. While our European ancestors were hanging from trees, these ancient people were writing algebra and solving quadratic equations. Now we feel compelled to strong-arm them into accepting the spoils of capitalism and “laissez-faire” society. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy watching Britney Spears on MTV and driving to McDonald’s, but do you honestly believe that Sunnis, Shias and Kurds want our Western ideas of entertainment and freedom imposed on them? Think again.

I’m not being negative, I’m being realistic. The reality in Iraq is that the United States created a nightmare situation where one didn’t exist. Yes, Saddam Hussein was an evil man who lied, cheated and pillaged his own nation. But how was he different from dictators in Africa who commit massive crimes again humanity with little repercussion and sometimes support from the West? The bottom line up front (BLUF to use a military acronym) is that Saddam was different because we used him as an excuse to go to war to make Americans “feel good” about the “War on Terrorism.” The BLUF is that our ultimate goal in 2003 was the security of Israel and the lucrative oil fields in northern and southern Iraq.

Weapons of mass destruction? Call me when you find them. In the meantime, “bring ’em on” so we can get our “mission accomplished” and get out of this mess.

Capt. Jeff Pirozzi
Camp Taqaddum, Iraq

A powerful argument for the separation of church and state

Not that we need more than the establishment clause of the Bill of Rights, but it's good to have backup.

More important now than ever in our history, given that the theofascists would turn our country into a feudal theocracy.

Duke goes down in flames, but not alone, it turns out

They're mentioning Katherine Harris's name. Oh, my, karma really does exist.

Revealed: WMDs were found in Iraq, lots of them!

But only Newsmax and Human Events know about this. Why have they been pulling a Woodward and sitting on this information for so long? The public has a right to know this stuff.

Many evangelical women on the verge of becoming lesbians and destroying capitalism

That's what Rat Slobberson said about the Equal Rights Amendment several years ago. And I quote: "It will cause women to divorce their husbands, murder their children, practice witchcraft, become lesbians and destroy capitalism."

But according to this theofascist wacko, it's happening because husbands have allowed their wives to become equal.

North Carolina may rejoin the Union soon

Activist judge refuses to protect election thieves, Diebold. Good for him and us, bad for the election thieves.

California, on the other hand, is still in serious danger

Theofascist televangeliars oppose freedom, support Big Gubmnt-enforced viewing of their sewage

Despite their lies and support for resluglicons, they have no use for the Constitution or the free market. They want the gubmnt to make people do everything their way. I say, let them go back to England, or move to Argentina with all the other confederate and fascist holdouts.

Whatever else you can say about cheney--and that's a great deal--at least he's a stand-up guy who doesn't kiss and tell

He doesn't reveal who's paying his travel expenses, either. And all this time we thought he worked for us.

Anti-Family celebrities not welcome

But Felicity Huffman (Horny Housewives) is?

Everybody not appearing is anti-family. All other shows are anti-family.

The Seventh Annual Family Television Awards will be held tomorrow (Wednesday) November 30 at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, Calif. and will recognized (sic) honorees in nine categories for their contributions to outstanding family (aka "usually boring") entertainment.

Why Americans rejected goerge's Raw Deal on Social Security

And what it means for next year's mid-term massacre.

As the Christmas season begins, a Christ-killing Jew* wants to bring down our krixtain president

And he's required reading for US Army officers!

After what has been described as the most foolish war in over 2,000 years, is there a way out of Iraq for President Bush, asks Brian Whitaker.

There is a remarkable article in the latest issue of the American Jewish weekly, Forward. It calls for President Bush to be impeached and put on trial "for misleading the American people, and launching the most foolish war since Emperor Augustus in 9 BC sent his legions into Germany and lost them".To describe Iraq as the most foolish war of the last 2,014 years is a sweeping statement, but the writer is well qualified to know.

He is Martin van Creveld, a professor at the Hebrew University in Jerusalem and one of the world's foremost military historians. Several of his books have influenced modern military theory and he is the only non-American author on the US Army's list of required reading for officers.

(*Unrewritten history: The Romans executed Jesus.)

Oh, NOW goerge has a "strategy for victory" in Iraq

What's he had for the past 2 1/2 years?

Tune in tonight to listen to his lies and bullshit designed strictly for his popularity, and having nothing to do with ending this war he never should have started in the first place.

Have your Bullshit Protectors ready.

Monday, November 28, 2005

Do your homework about the American Revolution, then decide for yourself if resluglicons are right about anything

Liberty! The American Revolution

Available from your library, Netflix. Highly recommended.

The American Revolution

Available from your library, Netflix. Highly recommended.


David McCullough's Pulitzer Prize winner. Highly recommended.


The excellent movie of the truly great Broadway musical about the writing and signing of the Declaration of Independence. Available from your library, Netflix. Highly recommended.

Here's a state by state scorecard of resluglicon scandals

There are so many, we need this. But these are just the ones we know about. There have to be hundreds more who also belong in jail.

The only good resluglicon is an incarcerated resluglicon.

Goerge flip-flops again after flip-flopping about non-withdrawal withdrawal

Was against withdrawing before he was for drawing down, now against both again. Yep, strong leader. Surely this is the man God put in power because of his wisdom, and stuff.

If Duke's a hero, why did he confess and resign?

Only to people like DeLay is a bribe-taking corporate whore a hero.

Watch the video of this snivvling, snot-nosed sissy, and then tell me this is how a hero behaves under pressure.

Yeah, he was a good fighter pilot 35 years ago. But he's been a criminal for a lot longer. Fuck him and the F-4 Phantom he flew in on.

Florida becomes police state to defeat the terists

What terists?

What's the governor's last name? The next member of the crime family who wants to be president? Rhymes with fascist dictator...

Brownshirted book-burners are at it again

Why don't they care about Goerge's crimes as much as novels with some sex in them? Why don't they care about corporate welfare or pollution? Or maybe an unnecessary war?

If they wanted to stay local, I bet it wouldn't take them long to find crooked contractors or car dealers who get you to have unnecessary work done. All they'd have to do is watch chain transmission repair shops for a week. These folks actually hurt people's lives. But, nooo, they only care about destroying public education, and don't even want to hear about the crooks in their own churches.

Scalito favors fascist police state

Does he really believe that's what Franklin, Jefferson and Adams had in mind? It's worth remembering that George Washington was president of the Constitutional Convention in 1787, where the country was truly created, after which he turned down the chance to be King of America. Is Scalito at all congruent with any of those great, wise men of the Revolution? No, he's a descendant of the loyalists who never wanted America to exist in the first place.

Oh, let's just go with all three

Powell's former aide calls Cheney "moron, idiot or nefarious bastard." Sounds right.

Supreme Court building rejects Scalito's nomination

Spits chunks of marble in disgust.

Why theofascist @&#%$ Dobson should lose his tax-exempt status

Someone finally found the cojones to hold his feet to the fire of the law which, contrary to popular opinion, still applies to theofascists.

Lady Laura hates Christmas! Falwell's head seen swelling up!

Stand back, he's gonna blow! (We can only hope.)

Tells us "Happy Holidays" on White House website.

In case you missed seeing how to guarantee yourself and the rest of America a truly Merry Christmas this year...

Use only "Happy Holidays" and make Falwell's head explode.

Another Olympic-grade flip-flop from Goerge on immigration

He's a uniter-not-a-divider...for his fascist supporters.

Illegal aliens used to be "hard-working citizens." Now they're "terists," and worse. I guess he's talking about the bad ones who've come in since that last speech four years ago.

Mexican flip flops available here.

What about Fallujah was Goerge so desperate to cover up that he wanted to bomb Al-Jazeera?

Was it the cruelty, the barbarism, or both?

Ohio may rejoin the Union next year

The mid-term massacre is the last hope, not just for that criminal cesspool called Ohio, but for our nation.

Don't let the Ministry of Trooth replace Goerge's original lies with his latest lies

Kerry won't use the word, but I will. They lied to us.

First Goerge tells us Iran is part of the axis of evildoers, now he begs them for help

Kinda like the way he treated the UN when he thought he could conquer the whole world for Halliburton at taxpayer expense.

Did God really put a madman in the White House?

Or was it the Extreme Court and Diebold? If God put Goerge there, why has everything gone so terribly wrong?

I have to say, in all my conversations with God in the past five years, He hasn't said a word to me about putting that lying deserter in power. Anyone else heard anything about it?

Ever wonder why the highly moral theofascists never object to things like this, but get totally bent out of shape over cartoons?

Ex-cheerleaders use sex to sell drugs for Big Pharmas.

Duke forgot to check his "six," goes down in flames

One more down, many yet to go.

The only good resluglicon is an incarcerated resluglicon. At least this criminal is gone from the House. Infestation of criminals remains.

Superpatriot/criminal has been an asshole for a long time, too

Remember: All resluglicons are liars, criminals, or both.

Sunday, November 27, 2005

"Fighting Dems" take on chickenhawks, corporate whores

Eight of nine Iraq veterans running for office are Democrats. This must be the media's fault, too, that fire-breathing chickenhawks aren't turning up with service under their belts in the war they demanded.

Sending GIs to die for lies=good, "hurting morale"=bad, very bad

Just shows how the majority can be very wrong about something.

Goerge claims Dems have embraced drawdown plan he never mentioned and that we've been demanding for months

We have always been at war with Oceania, I guess.

Okay, let me get this all straight: We demand a withdrawal, and get demonized for giving Kool Aid and comforters to anemones. Then Condo says they're considering not a withdrawal, but a drawdown. Now, never having offered a plan for either, Goerge claims Democrats have embraced his plan to bring troops home, a plan that doesn't give AIDS and comfort food to the enemy.

Does this make anyone else's head hurt?

Goerge thinks bombers can occupy territory

It's never worked before, and it won't work now.

Scroll down to idiot Seymour Hersh.

Alabama theofascist idiot clearly doesn't know Irving Berlin was a Jew

Doesn't know tags would be unconstitutional, either. But when did a theofascist care about that librul Constitution?

Wants song title, "God Bless America" on license plates because, "Anybody who recognizes God will be respectful of everyone," Martin said. If by "respectful" he means putting everyone who disagrees with them in concentration camps.

Also, Martin said he believes putting the words (In God We Trust) on classroom walls will help restore discipline in schools.

Does he live in a parallel universe, or does he just want the rest of us to live in one? This fool insults my intelligence, and should insult yours.

This is simply another theofascist setup. He knows how absurd all this is, but he'll demonize everyone who opposes it. That's all it's for.

Remember: Whatever any resluglican says, the opposite is the truth.

Theofascist wackos say evolution is a religion

So naturally they file a frivolous lawsuit.

The level of hypocrisy revealed here is astounding. It's okay for the gubmnt to help teach their religious point of view (faith-based yadda yadda), but not okay for a state university to help teach science that isn't even a religion except in their diseased minds. Does "born-again" really mean reborn as a hopeless paranoid?

Fair 'n balanced revisionism: FAUXNEWS argues Goerge never linked Saddam, al qaeda

We have always been at war with Oceania.

White House spokeschannel reaches new levels of fascist propaganda; helps unelected, warmongering president rewrite history before our very eyes.

Except that he did. So did Cheney, Condo, Dumsfeld and everybody in the vast, right-wing conspiracy liars' propaganda network.

They really must believe we don't take notes, or that their Ministry of Trooth has purged all our files.

Another potential noble mission: Troops to patrol southern border?

One clear noble mission is to use soldiers as stage props as often as possible. At least they don't need up-armored trucks and useable flak vests for that noble mission, which is more than the kids on the noble mission in Iraq can say.

Rev. Greeley: Is Goerge lying about his lies?

Does the Pope $#!+ in the woods? Are wild bears ex-nazis?

What is this alleged "noble mission" we keep hearing about?

We now know it ain't about WMDs and 9-11, as was previously lied. He keeps mentioning this "noble mission" without telling us what it is. Anyone? Anyone? (Sound of crickets...)

No one is safe from the madness of king Goerge, not even his allies

Dumsfeld wanted to bomb Qatar, too. Hell, the only place they didn't want to bomb was the UK, and they're probably planning to do that now that all this is coming out.

Everybody, say hello to CIFA. Hey, guys, read the Constitution lately? Ever?

Counterintelligence Field Activity (CIFA) is...wait for it...part of Big Brother. We love Big Brother, we love Big Brother, we really, really do. War is peace, freedom is slavery, we have always been at war with Oceania, 2+2=5. Please, not the rats...SHE did it!

Gulf War II now a board game

Tar baby and body bags sold seperately.

Goerge's hometown gets new anti-war monument

Now we need one for each of his lies and one for each of the 2107 GIs who died for those lies.

Allawi: Iraq had more human rights under Saddam than now

Goergie, you're doing a heckuva job. And now you're preparing to cut and run like only cowards do. You shoulda been a Marine...except they go after their deserters during a war...not that you could have actually been a Marine.

Goerge cowers in fuehrerbunker within Fortress White House

Wonder weapons and non-existent divisions to save the Fourth Reich!

Goerge has circled the wagons and must do something dramatic to "turn things around." Another tax cut? Another war? Admittance to an asylum?

Europa, I've got it. After only four years, he's finally going after Osama bin Hidin. He'll find him in Flint, Michigan, so when he bombs the place, it'll just happen to take out Michael Moore, too.

What was NOT a lie?

Well, Saddam was the president of Iraq...can't think of anything else, can you?

Frank Rich provides a complete compendium of all Goerge's war lies.

Pentagon joins Big Brother

GoergeCo revives fear factor: The terists are coming! The terists are coming! The sky is going to fall! We're all gonna die! Now, if only there were terists...