Saturday, November 26, 2005

Unfit to call someone else unfit for command

Get a load of one of the sicko sleazebuckets who swift-boated John Kerry last year. And the Kompassionate Kancervative Krixtains just loved him for doing it. (I know, I know, at least he doesn't eat babies.)

The resluglicons are wearing out their self-destruct button. Good.

Trent Lott wants to make a comeback. Go for it. He'll help us raise millions of dollars.

What was NOT a lie?

Well, Saddam was the president of Iraq...I can't think of anything else, can you?

"Fortress White House"

Goerge has circled the wagons and must do something dramatic to "turn things around." Another tax cut? Another war? Admittance to an asylum?

Europa, I've got it. After only four years, he's finally going after Osama bin Hidin. He'll find him in Flint, Michigan, so when he bombs the place, it'll just happen to take out Michael Moore, too.

Friday, November 25, 2005

Theofascists begin invasion of public television

They want to regime-change public teevee away from the public into the hands of theofascist propagandists.

If you didn't celebrate Goerge's "National Family Week," you must be against families

And those of us without families can just go to hell, right? We aren't real Americans, and should be rounded up and put in concentration camps for re-education. Does Goerge do anything that doesn't demonize and marginalize his enemies? Not that we care since we're going to put him and his fascist friends out of business next year.

Fascists bully teacher over vocabulary exercise

The fascists claim they want a spirited debate on creationism, to consider all possibilities, yadda yadda. But when a real teacher does just that in an English class, BAM! Their true colors come out. Now stoking a spirited debate is "liberalism." Screw all resluglicons for their fascism, bullying and especially their war on public education.

Murtha wants "to see US troops shot, humiliated," says Coultergeist

And this from a woman (?) who's never met him. Her mind-reading skills are improving. You gotta appreciate her consistency, at least.

"I'll go to jail to print the truth about Bush and al-jazeera"

Not, not Judy Miller or Bob Woodward. They only care about book deals nowadays.

Scalito suffers from White Guy Entitlement Syndrome

As do all male resluglicons.

Unrewritten history lesson: In 1775, future Americans rebelled against the very concept of entitlement. You know, the king was entitled to be king because of birth, that sort of thing. No one is entitled to anything. Not even christians are entitled to God's grace. We don't deserve it, but we get it anyway because God loves us. So we have what we're given, we have what we earn, and resluglicons have what they steal.

Know your First Amendment rights

In fact, know all of them because resluglicons think there's only one amendment, the Second. It's a good one, but there are nine more that they don't care about.

Yes, we can support the troops while opposing Goerge

It's easy. Just watch us. Try it, you'll like it.

GIs celebrate Thanksgiving in Iraq without Goerge and his plastic turkey

Did Halliburton bother to serve clean food for once?

Note to Goerge: We have no intention of shutting up, and neither you nor your minions can make us

But I don't understand his use of "sorry." I'm not at all sorry for opposing that lying, fascist war criminal.

76 GIs died for Goerge's lies so far this month

2105 total since Goerge invaded the country that didn't and couldn't attack or threaten us or anyone else.

Tell me again, what is the mission? And why aren't all the fire-breathing young resluglicons lining up to help their president (sic) stay his course?

Use only "Happy Holidays" and make Jerry Falwell's head explode

It's worth a shot.

Just a reminder: Goerge knew damn well Saddam had nothing to do with 9-11, but lies about it to this day

Impeach them all and send them to Gitmo. Better yet, send them to Abu Ghraib.

"Oh, the billiard parlor's walls come a-tumblin' down"

The GOP got trouble in River City. It looks like several heads are going to roll along with Abramoff's. One more reason to make this the season to be jolly.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Top 11 Things To Be Thankful For This Year #1: Knowing how to make Jerry Falwell's head explode

Use only "Happy Holidays" in all conversations and correspondence. Hey, it's worth a shot.


Hundreds of Falwellian lawyers prepare to sue anybody who doesn't say, "Merry Christmas." They especially want to hassle teachers in their ongoing war on public education.

If it really comes down to "with you or against you," we're definitely in the "against you" column, there, Jerry.

#2: Editorial boards finally realize they've been AWOL from this war

Hey, guys, this war's 2 1/2 years old. Where've you been? Welcome to the fight, anyway. Better late than never.

2100 dead, 20,000 wounded (that we know of), $400 BILLION wasted, and for what?

Meanwhile, Osama is still laughing at us daily.

#3: Peaceniks are multiplying

Thanks in no small part to Cindy Sheehan.

We are the majority now, and would have been five years ago but for Diebold and the Extreme Court.

Peace really is better than war. Fewer lives and less money get wasted in peace.

#4: Resluglicons are eating their young

What, no cornbread dressing?

All resluglicons can go to hell. They're all liars, criminals and fascists, and can go to hell.

They despise the Constitution, and have been trying to establish fascism here since 1934.

#5: The GOP is rotting from the inside

They think that in next year's mid-terms, they can run away from their years of collusion with Goerge and his criminals. Don't let them get away with it.

Scalito is an example of their putrifying elitism.

Was proud to have belonged to a sexist, racist group in college. This is who resluglicons really are, and always have been.

A Cheney Thanksgiving

#6: More and more patriots are standing up to theofascists over creationism

Teach mythology in Sunday School, science in science classes.

#7: Most Americans realize how big a slimeball Goerge really is

It's about time, ain't it?

#8: A lot more resluglicons will be going to jail soon

The only good resluglicon is an incarcerated resluglicon.

But we should start with Goerge.

The case for impeachment--possibly one year away--grows bigger and stronger by the day. Goerge could be--and should be--the first president (sic) to go to prison.

#9: Fair elections still possible in Mississippi

Screw you, Diebold.

#10: Fair elections still possible in Minnesota

Screw you, Diebold.

#11: Most Americans finally realize Goerge is a big, fat liar

Once again we see that he truly is a uniter-not-a-divider.

More proof the fascists want to destroy public education

Not reform, not weaken. Destroy. They've been at it for 30 years.

Resluglicon Newspeak: Drawing down is not withdrawing

Drawing down is what Goerge will do from Iraq. Withdrawing is what his daddy should have done from Barbara 59 years ago to save the world a whole lot of trouble.

Goerge has broken all his promises to Katrina victims

They're no longer valuable for photo ops now that we in the majority are griping so much about his war.

Sack of Schmidt whines, snivvles about "personal attacks" after making personal attack on House floor

After lying and violating House rules in her unAmerican slander of a fellow Congressman and war hero, the Ohio scarecrow becomes the victim. Aren't we glad resluglicons are the party of personal responsibility, and always oppose people who claim to be victims?

Condo tried to strong-arm NY TIMES over pre-war reporting

She's a talented pianist and tennis player. She has strong arms. Too bad she doesn't have a copy of the Constitution in her library.

Resluglicon strategy: Keep us afraid, very afraid

"The only thing we have to fear is resluglicon fearmongering itself." FDR

America is vulnerable to Electromagnetic Pulse attacks from space! Run away! Run away! (But vote for resluglicons first since only they will spend zillions of tax dollars to keep us safe from every imagined threat.)

Now, about that big asteroid...

Apophis crosses Earth's orbit twice a year! Vote resluglicon!

Halliburton and James Dobson will stop the asteroid if we just give them enough money.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

If resluglicons support the troops so damn much...

...why did they kill two bills that would have helped veterans? And then there are all those faulty flak vests that just got recalled...the second batch, that is.

Goerge's binniss dealings: An unrewritten history

He's never actually earned a dime in his miserable life.

AFA targets Target for not being theofascist enough

They got Target pharmacists on board, but that wasn't enough. Now the theofascists claim they're being persecuted for not being treated special, and want a national boycott.

They want America to be a feudal theocracy. Are you getting ready?

Old lies, new lies, too many lies to count

Dishonest and reprehensible? You betcha.

Now Goerge and Cheney are blending old and new lies as if we don't know what the unrewritten history really is.

Desperate for an audience, any audience, evil Dobson will try to ruin Macy's parade Thursday

Falwell doesn't want us to have a happy Christmas holiday, and now Dobson doesn't want little kids to enjoy the Thanksgiving Day parade. What's wrong with these miserable, old farts? Did neither of them get the Buck Rogers ray gun* for Christmas when they were little?

(*Pat Hingle, "Amazing Stories," 1985.

42 years later, we still only know one thing for sure about JFK's murder

Oswald did not fire three shots in 8.5 seconds. Not with that rifle, he didn't.

I'm familiar with the Mannlicher-Carcano carbine, and I can say in absolute confidence that no one can fire three aimed rounds through a tree at a target moving away from him at an angle with that rifle. I'm not talking about getting three hits, I'm talking about firing three aimed rounds in 8.5 seconds. It cannot physically be done with that rifle.

Oswald supposedly paid $19.95 ( for that 6.5mm (.25 caliber) Carcano and defective scope. He could have had a sporterized Enfield rifle with scope from the same source for the same price. The fine Enfield is in .303 caliber, is far more accurate, and has the smoothest and fastest bolt-action in the world. Even an amateur could easily have fired three rounds in 8.5 seconds with that nice Enfield, and had time for at least one more. BUT NOT WITH THE CARCANO. The Carcano simply cannot be fired from the shoulder with any accuracy whatsoever three times in 8.5 seconds. The action is too rough and slow.

Ergo, if Oswald was even involved in the shooting, which has always been doubtful, he was not alone.

Holy $#!+! Goerge knew Saddam had nothing to do with 9-11 TEN DAYS LATER!

NOW is it time for a Paypal account to pay for a boatload of tar and feathers?

Like some of have said for four years, Saddam viewed Osama not as an ally, but as a threat.

So much for that "Dems saw the same intel reports" lie, huh?

Key Bush Intelligence Briefing Kept From Hill Panel

Ten days after the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, President Bush was told in a highly classified briefing that the U.S. intelligence community had no evidence linking the Iraqi regime of Saddam Hussein to the attacks and that there was scant credible evidence that Iraq had any significant collaborative ties with Al Qaeda, according to government records and current and former officials with firsthand knowledge of the matter.

The information was provided to Bush on September 21, 2001 during the "President's Daily Brief," a 30- to 45-minute early-morning national security briefing. Information for PDBs has routinely been derived from electronic intercepts, human agents, and reports from foreign intelligence services, as well as more mundane sources such as news reports and public statements by foreign leaders.

One of the more intriguing things that Bush was told during the briefing was that the few credible reports of contacts between Iraq and Al Qaeda involved attempts by Saddam Hussein to monitor the terrorist group. Saddam viewed Al Qaeda as well as other theocratic radical Islamist organizations as a potential threat to his secular regime. At one point, analysts believed, Saddam considered infiltrating the ranks of Al Qaeda with Iraqi nationals or even Iraqi intelligence operatives to learn more about its inner workings, according to records and sources.

Much more.


A list of all the lies they told to sell their war

Don't let Goerge pardon Scooter and kill what's left of justice in our country

Sign the petition!

Conservatives around Washington are buzzing with rumors that George Bush will regain control of his lame-duck presidency by ending the investigation into manipulated intelligence on Iraq and the subsequent cover-up with a pardon for anyone involved.

Despite pressure from Democratic lawmakers, Bush refuses to pledge that he will not pardon Libby or anyone else implicated in this breach of national security. A pardon for anyone on this deadly serious matter would be yet more evidence that Republican leaders value political party over country.

Mirror: "World should tremble with fear at what this president might do next"

And not in a good way.

Blair talked Goerge out of bombing Qatar, a friendly Arab nation. Otherwise, we'd have actually had all those terist attacks they warned us about every five minutes up until election day last year. (Notice there haven't been any more terist warnings since election day. What's up with that?)

Dishonest and reprehensible: Scalito rewrites history of 2000 selection

Blames Al for what Goerge did. Typical, isn't it?

Actual, unrewritten history

Goerge didn't want all votes to be counted.

And, as we all know now, they weren't.

Remember to help make Jerry Falwell's head explode this Christmas

Say only "Happy Holidays." Write only "Happy Holidays" on cards, letters and emails. He wants to sue us? Bring it on. I want to watch his head explode, don't you?

Goerge rewrites history, tells new lies

His most recent lies debunked here.

Dutch was right: Facts are stupid things, especially when they swim up and bite you on the ass.

Newspapers begin to evolve back into, well, newspapers

Editorial writers, no longer afraid of being accused by VR-WC of looking French, finally realize we're in a bull$#!+ war. Welcome to the fight. Better late than never.

Now who's rewriting history? Dumsfeld says Goerge didn't invade Iraq because of WMDs or 9-11

Has he talked to his boss in the past three years? Or read a newspaper? Or watched any news broadcast?

Goerge, Laura, Pat Robertson worship Satan!

These pictures prove it.

McCain joins Dems on war lies investigation

Okay, good, but don't trust him. He's still a resluglicon.

FINALLY: Goerge is a uniter-not-a-divider

Time for another tax cut and/or terist alert.

Everybody in Iraq wants him to get the hell out of their country ASAFP.

Iraqis unite to demand US withdrawal; adopt Murtha's plan.

Goerge's presidency is now officially over, but we're still stuck with the bastard for three more years.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Constituents give Murtha hero's welcome

Which he deserves for getting in Goerge's face so effectively. Wonder what kind of reception that Ohio scarecrow got when she went home?

Murtha: Americans back Iraq withdrawal

He's clearly right. Americans are ready for this stupidass war to be over. I don't rightly know what to call those who want our kids to keep dying for Goerge's lies and his friends' warbucks. Idiots? Sociopaths? Chickenhawks?

Unrewritten history of Cheney's war lies

He is, indeed, disgusting, reprehensible and...what was the other thing? Oh, yeah, a liar.

2+2=5 in Ohio

Officials claim November 8 election went as well as Goerge says Iraq is going. Okay, then, why are there so many investigations into EVEN MORE Diebold election fraud?

Let's make Falwell's head explode for Christmas

Repeat after me: "Happy Holidays. Happy Holidays. Happy Holidays."

Now, let him sue us.

Let's make Robertson's head explode, too

As often as possible, say "Real christians believe in science and evolution." And throw in, "Even most conservative christians consider Pat Robertson a shamelessly immoral fraud" and wannabe squinting champion.

"Creationists make it seem as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night."

Isaac Asimov (Smarter than every living televangelist. Combined.)

Is John Murtha our Smedley Butler?

Seventy years ago, another Marine, General Smedley Butler, literally saved America. He single-handedly stopped a coup d'etat planned by industrialists who wanted to overthrow FDR just months into his first term, and replace him with a fascist dictator. They admired Mussolini, and sent representatives to Italy to learn how a fascist state was created and run. This is real history, not what the vast, right-wing conspiracy and theofascists say is history these days.

Now another Marine, John Murtha, is standing up to another bunch of fascists out to destroy our republic. Fortunately, others are joining him. Learn real history*. Fight the fascists. Don't make this Marine go it alone.

*The Plot to Overthrow FDR

This is real history. Resluglicons hate America, always have. Never trust any resluglicon. They're liars, criminals and traitors.

I may as well jump on this bandwagon along with everybody else in the country

Goerge says PROGRESS in Iraq is AMAZING.

Wow. Just...Wow.

I guess he considers rapidly growing al-qaeda involvement, increased disenfranchisement of minorities, rabid fundamentalism and a rising body count "progress."

And given how he and all his minions pulled their lies out of a parallel universe, I understand why Goerge is "amazed' that things didn't go as promised before the war. It truly is "amazing" that Saddam had none of the WMDs they all said he had, nor any involvement with 9-11. It's also "amazing" that the Iraqi people are throwing roadside and car bombs at our troops instead of carpets of flowers. And it's especially amazing they haven't been able to "rehabilitate" a single drop of Iraqi oil to...ahem..."help pay for the war."

I bet he also finds it "amazing" that the entire world has turned against him, even many of the sissies in the worthlesscorporatemedia and the equally worthless Democratic Party.

But what's truly "amazing" is that nobody had to do anything to cause Goerge's collapse. He and his criminal minions did it all to themselves. Too many lies even for them to sustain before the whole world. Now people are piling on, which is great. But if the worthlesscorporatemedia and the equally worthless Democratic Party had had a bit more chutzpah three years ago, 2100 American soldiers would still be alive, and $300 billion would still be in our Treasury instead of Halliburton's portfolios.

We have much to be thankful for this week. We're watching the total collapse of a corrupt junta whose goal was to turn out country into a fascist theocracy. Hold onto your gratitude for another year, and vote the bastards out in next year's mid-terms. Make it a true massacre.

A republic, if we can keep it

Americans must overthrow those who lie to us.

Iraqis ready for Goerge to stop staying the course

Want a timetable for withdrawal, something Poppy should have done 59 years ago and saved the world a lot of trouble.

Rangel quotes me about draft-dodger Cheney

I like that somebody else is finally talking about people who send other people's children to war.

Goerge: VR-WC was wrong for bitching that Clinton never wore a uniform for a single day

Boy, he's really telling the vast, right-wing conspiracy hatespeakers off lately. First, he calls me and my good friend, Michael Moore, patriotic, now he says it was okay for Clinton to have lacked military Cheney. I bet he praises John Kerry soon for looking French.

Why Goerge allowed Afghan opium crops to flourish: Profit

How much money do he and his friends expect to make from this?

West 'should buy the Afghan opium crop'

The West should buy up Afghanistan's opium crop and license its use for pain-relief medicines rather than trying to destroy the crop, it is proposed today.

The Senlis Council, an international drug policy think-tank with operations in Afghanistan, says the planned deployment of 3,000 British troops to smash the narcotics trade there is doomed to fail.

Since the fall of the Taliban, Afghanistan has once again emerged as the world's leading producer of opium. Almost all the heroin sold on Britain's streets comes from remote farms in the mountains, controlled by tribal warlords out of reach of the central government in Kabul.

The UN last year called Afghanistan a "narco-economy" responsible for 87 per cent of the world's supply of illegal opium, with a harvest of 4,100 metric tonnes.

Some 3.5 million Afghans are involved in the opium trade, which accounts for two thirds of its gross domestic product.

Senlis will present a feasibility study of its plan today at Chatham House in London. The idea is to establish a licensing system under which the Afghan government would control poppy cultivation for the production of opium-based pain killers, such as morphine and codeine, rather than trying to suppress it.

Much more.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

US Constitution no longer welcome in Oklahoma

"It's a scandal! It's a outrage!"

Theofascists demand Ten Commandments be in courthouses; say Old Testament krixtainity doesn't exclude anyone. And if it does, tough Schmidt.

Send Jean Schmidt to Iraq so she can show us how a real man fights the terists

What is it about Ohio resluglicons? Are they all brain-dead?

Duct-tape her to the front bumper of the lead twice-and-a-half in a convoy, and she'd scare away every terist within five klicks. Then, when she's won that war single-handed, she can come home and scare crows away from Ohio corn fields.

They say she called Murtha a coward because she didn't know he was a Marine. So if he'd been an Air Force puke or a Navy swabbie with 37 years in uniform, it would have been okay, right?

Did Goerge just call me and Michael Moore patriotic?

Yes, not that I care about a deserter's opinion on the subject. But does he realize it?

Goerge knew Saddam had no WMDs, lied and invaded anyway

The Germans told him his source was unreliable. But they're from Dummy's "Old Europe," so why believe anything they say?

General gives nine reasons for getting the hell out of Iraq

We can expect the draft-dodgers and chickenshithawks to call him a coward, too.

RED ALERT, and not just for California

Resluglicon is about to re-certify rigged, anti-democracy Diebold machines that Democrat official had already de-certified...until the Schwarzenator showed up, that is.

Jews oppose Scalito

They have concerns. Don't we all? Welcome to the fight.

New spinal fluid found in Democrats: Scalito filibuster more likely now

Even Biden is showing signs of new spinal tissue growth. Opposes Scalito's opposition to "one man-one vote," and mentions other fascist proclivities in passing.

Goerge is a sissypants with Chinese reporters, too

Trapped with slavering, blood-thirsty journalists, Goerge whimpers in corner!

Here are the pix.

Didn't like question, teared up and ran like a little girl, found locked doors.

Goerge's war of lies and warbucks for his friends already less popular than Vietnam was in 1970

Now about that mandate...

"Scientists don't call it 'Darwinism.'" Only pro-ignorance theofascists use that term that they made up

NEWSWEEK magazine has a long, powerful article on Darwin and his enemies. Read it.

Rabbi goes after theofascists

Welcome to the fight, rabbi.

Jews for peace

Want Goerge to pull out of Iraq as Bush41 should have pulled out of Barbara 58 years ago, thus saving the world a lot of trouble.

Nixon (ptooey!) was almost as big a liar as Goerge

Goerge tries to be Nixon (ptooey!) Jr, surpasses his hero in slime.

Lied to and about Jimmy Hoffa, lied about bombing Cambodia, sending troops there. Mostly, though, he lied when he said he was not a crook.

Nancy Pelosi has bigger cojones than anyone on UT's football team

She flays House reslugs alive. Good for her.

No wonder Vandy won yesterday. UT's football players are all little girls

Oh, the weeping and wailing and rending of garments and gnashing of teeth. So many snotty noses, so little tissue. Not enough tapioca in the world to make all these big babies feel better.