Saturday, November 05, 2005

"It appears" Kompassionate Kancervative Krixtains will lie about anything and everything to demonize libruls

Let's check our notes...who was it put things off for a while? Oh, yeah, Arlen Specter*, a resluglicon.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: November 3, 2005 CONTACT: Amber Hildebrand, (202) 393-2100
FOR RADIO: J.P. Duffy

"It appears that partisan stalling tactics have triumphed over a fair and timely confirmation process."

~ FRC** President Tony Perkins (**Fascist Resluglicon Crybabies)


Washington, D.C. - Today, Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman *Arlen Specter (R-PA) announced that hearings on the nomination of Judge Samuel Alito would be delayed until Monday, January 9. Family Research Council (FRC) President Tony Perkins released the following statement:

"We are at a loss to understand why stalling tactics have been employed against Judge Alito's nomination. This does not reflect President Bush's expressed hopes for final confirmation by the end of the year.

"There is no reason for Judge Alito to wait 70 days to begin his confirmation hearings. Following 13 years as a federal judge, Justice Ginsburg was able to begin confirmation hearings 28 days following her nomination. Judge Alito with 15 years on the federal bench should receive the same due process. With many important Supreme Court cases pending, it is imperative that the Senate reconsider its schedule for confirmation hearings. It appears that partisan stalling tactics have triumphed over a fair and timely confirmation process."

New Thesaurus apparently lists "misspent" as synonym for "stole," at least when applied to resluglicons

We have to repay Iraq for what they "misspent" to Halliburton.

What did Goerge know about Treasongate, and when did he first lie about it?

The Constitution wants to know.

The End Is Near: Goerge knew Iraq had no WMDs or al-qaeda connections a year before he invaded

The big, bad wolf--formerly known as journalism--is about to huff and puff, and blow Goerge's house of straw down.

Excerpts.

Ever since the Democrats briefly closed the U.S. Senate from view earlier this week, to protest alleged Republican foot-dragging in probing Bush administration pre-war manipulation of intelligence, the press has been asking: So what new evidence do the Democrats have in this matter?

Tomorrow, in its print edition, The New York Times starts to answer the question, with reporter Douglas Jehl disclosing the contents of a newly declassified memo apparently passed to him by Sen. Carl Levin of Michigan, the top Democrat on the Senate Armed Services Committee.

It shows that an al-Qaeda official held by the Americans was identified as a likely fabricator months before the Bush administration began to use his statements as the basis for its claims that Iraq trained al-Qaeda members to use biological and chemical weapons, according to this Defense Intelligence Agency document from February 2002.

It declared that it was probable that the prisoner, Ibn al-Shaykh al-Libi, "was intentionally misleading the debriefers" in making claims about Iraqi support for al-Qaeda's work with illicit weapons, Jehl reports.

“The document provides the earliest and strongest indication of doubts voiced by American intelligence agencies about Mr. Libi's credibility,” Jehl writes. “Without mentioning him by name, President Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, Colin L. Powell, then secretary of state, and other administration officials repeatedly cited Mr. Libi's information as ‘credible’ evidence that Iraq was training Al Qaeda members in the use of explosives and illicit weapons.

“Among the first and most prominent assertions was one by Mr. Bush, who said in a major speech in Cincinnati in October 2002 that ‘we've learned that Iraq has trained Al Qaeda members in bomb making and poisons and gases.’”

A White House spokeswoman said she had no immediate comment on the D.I.A. report, according to the Times.

Much, much more.

Kancervatives move America closer to the good ole days: Military nearly all-white again

Now when they get rid of women and queers, too, we'll be ready to rule the world as God wants us to.

Friday, November 04, 2005

Best joke of the new millennium: Goerge sends henchmen to ethics school

He...they...I'm sorry, I'm laughing too hard to type...he's kidding, right? The biggest criminal in American history, and leader of the biggest and most costly crime wave in American history, is sending his button men to ethics school? They're going to take "refresher courses" from White House council? On what, how to get away with stealing even more money and rigging even more elections? Oops, I just snorted some iced tea out of my nose. Wait, this is a sketch from SNL, isn't it? Tina Few wrote this. Or was it Al Franken? Is Chevy Chase writing for them again? SNL, not the White House...

Just another resluglicon criminal

Former NPR fascist Tomlinson is...wait for it...under investigation for scamming tax money. Well, he is a Goerge appointee and a resluglicon, so what did we expect?

Guess who else is involved? One, two three...Karl Rove. (Is he going to...snicker...ethics school, too?)

Democrats and theofascists stand at the crossroads

What if we took charge of the conversation about faith and politics?

More resluglicon election theft uncovered...just in time

Fascist bastards tried to prevent at least 140 people from voting.

This is the work of the "Integrity Project," proving once again that whatever they say--or call themselves--the opposite is the truth.

Theofascist "pastor" sells church, keeps cash

At least he isn't queer and doesn't eat babies.

Well, with someone like Goerge as our moral leader...

What's the big deal? Resluglicons are supposed to steal. That's what they do.

Bombs=good, boobs=bad

And in Cal-ee-for-nee-yah, for Pete's sake.

Goerge's "moral compass" is MIA

I argue he never had one. In his life.

Excerpts.

How can people who claim to be voting on religious and moral values vote for a man who . . ."

*He supports the death penalty. He claims to be humble and ask for God's guidance, yet seemingly refuses to admit his infallibility or take advice from those who might have helped him avoid dragging us into an unjust war.

*He reversed the civilized world's abhorrence of preemptive war. He sold Americans a war based on lies. He willingly started an unnecessary war that has resulted in the deaths of (now more than 2,000) American soldiers and tens of thousands of Iraqis.

*He, at least tacitly, condones torture. (Guantanamo Bay. Abu Ghraib. And, we learned earlier this week, perhaps a number of secret CIA-run locations in Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia and elsewhere.) He ignores the human race's responsibility for preserving the Earth and its creatures.

*He is against stem cell research. He accuses dissenters of degrading the U.S. troops but does not push to fully fund Veterans Administration hospitals or health insurance for veterans. And he allowed the automatic assault weapons ban to lapse.

"How are these things reflective of a man with strong 'morals?' " Amanda asked. "How does 'morals' get to be defined as the things the right wants it to be? . . . Why isn't being anti-death penalty a moral issue? Why isn't being anti-war a moral issue? Why isn't being supportive of civil unions so that gay couples can, for example, obtain health insurance for each other and their children a moral issue?

(Much more.)

Theofascist Dobson's "mission:" Turn back the clock to the good, old days

Ah, yes, the early 1950s truly were "idyllic" for people like him. Commie witch hunts, housewives in starched petticoats, segregated lunch counters, restrooms and drinking fountains, lynchings...

If he wants to talk about the good, old days, how about my high school years, the 1960s? Back then, education and educated people were revered, especially scientists. Hell, we went to the dadgum moon! But that was before we realized, thanks to people like Dobson, that education is unnecessry, and science is anti-God.

53% say to impeach Goerge

If he lied, which we all now know he did. On with the show! Fire up the tar and feathers.

Saddam had WMDs!

At least that's what the White House website still says.

Chertoff wants to make DeptHomeSec more efficient

What's he been doing since getting the job?

Governors tell Goerge to keep his hands off National Guard during emergencies

They now fully understand he'll screw up everything he touches.

Sexy models take care of wounded GIs; Goerge gives zillions to Halliburton

Tell me again who supports the troops?

Veterans can't march in Veterans Day Parade

Unless they bow to Goerge.

Before it was Veterans Day it was Armistice Day. It marked the end of World War I. It marked the return to peace. Now it inexplicably celebrates a war based on lies. How is that "supporting the troops?" (Yes, I'm a veteran. No, I don't go to those parades. Never have, never will.)

Scalito "radical," "unwise," "ignores precedent"

And that's just what his colleagues say about him.

Fascists like Alito care nothing for the law or the Constitution, save for when they can distort it to their own nefarious purposes. They only care about fascist ideology. They mean to turn our country into a feudal theocracy. Pay attention, and you'll see I'm right.

58% call Goerge a liar; some of us have known that for years

"The rest believe Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church." (Tina Fey)

Goerge "probably not" planning to invade Venezuela

Aw, go ahead. They can't threaten us, either.

That leaves only Cuba, Iran and Syria to invade.

Pentagon finally notices IEDs kill soldiers

And many vehicles still lack proper armor protection against them.

Goerge lied about yellowcake. Period.

When will somebody hold him accountable for his war lies?

Chickenhawk "supports US troops," patriots don't

What librulmedia? Where? Show me one.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Fascists try to take over Knight Ridder news service

There still are a few legit news outlets not yet absorbed into the worthlesscorporatemedia. But not for much longer.

South Carolina governor tells Goerge to shove it, refuses order to lower flags for Rosa Parks

Has that wretched place seceded again yet?

Veterans banned from Veterans Day parade

Only resluglicon-biased political statements are valid now in the land of the Big Brother and home of the unelected, fascist president.

Convicted Watergate felon Colson's theofascist scam "ministry" in the hot seat

Plaintiff says "ministry" is "government-based conversion program." We shouldn't be surprised that a scalawag like Colson got caught. We should be surprised it took so long.

Vatican tells theobiologists, theogeologists to stop making stuff up

And for "the faithful" to pay attention to, you know, actual science.

I just got an email from Galileo. He says, "Better 400 years late than never."

PBS safe from fascist propaganda...for now

Fascist propagandist Tomlinson quits. Good riddance. But know another one just like him is waiting in the wings.

FAUXNEWS paid DeLay to appear on one of their fascist propaganda shows

They claim it was for travel expenses. But does it cost $14,000 for one man to fly from Texas to D. C., and back again?

Quid pro quo, Clarice...er, Tennessee Jed

Take a peek at this guy's blog. He's interesting and thought-provoking both in content and style. He also has excellent taste in other people's blogs:)

What happens when people listen to theofascists

ATLANTA - A woman accused of helping her husband kill their 8-year-old to rid her of a demon pleaded guilty to murder Tuesday.

Valerie Carey, 29, was sentenced to life in prison for the Jan. 19, 2004, stabbing and strangling of Quimani Carey at a downtown Atlanta motel.

Carey and her husband, Christopher, were found walking down busy Piedmont Avenue naked in freezing temperatures with their two other children, then 6 and 2, on their shoulders.

Police discovered Quimani on the floor of their motel room. Pages ripped from the Bible were thrown on and around her body, and her arms were broken.

Prosecutors said Christopher Carey had stabbed her with a knife until it broke, while she tried to fight back.

Valerie Carey held the girl while her husband broke her arms, and then she strangled Quimani.

Valerie Carey believed that her family would be transported to a planet inhabited by red dragons after Quimani was killed, and spread out her arms waiting to fly off, according to one of her attorneys, Susan Wardell.

(Much more)

Goerge wants to (continue to be able to) throw you in jail for life because he says so

It's what happened to that Padilla guy. What makes you think you're safe?

Straight-to-video movie turns viewers into instant kristains. So if you don't have a cellphone, you'll be "Left Behind." Again.

Well, 11 of them anyway.

When Kompassionate Kancervative Kristains pray, God answers them on their cellphones. So if God doesn't call you back, He wants you to burn in hell. (No word yet about what those of us without cellphones are supposed to do. Wait...is this a ploy by Verizon and T-Mobile to sell those little phones?)

Isn't their parallel fantasy universe more like a comic book than Revelations? (Is Oscar-winner Gossett this desperate for money?)

Pastor challenges progressives to take back the church

Yes, Jesus did invent librulism.

by Rev. Erik J. Thorson

I am a Lutheran Pastor who, two years ago, resigned from the first two churches I served in rural Montana after half a year of arguing about the Iraq War. I preached fiercely against it both before and after the war broke out and helped lead a small but committed protest movement in Livingston, Montana.

What was encouraging at the time was seeing so many people who felt alienated from the church coming to our congregation. They were so happy they had found a church that saw that Jesus' values are in many ways compatible with and even identical to progressive values. You could even say that Jesus invented liberalism.

What was tragic was the low level of commitment on the part of these newcomers. After I left, they left as well, and once again abandoned the church to it's most ignorant and hard-hearted voices.

If you want to know why conservatives control America, look no further than the churches. The great secret of the American debate is that most people's political opinions don't get formed by Fox News or Rush Limbaugh- the worldview that is closest to the heart of most conservative Americans is formed on Sunday morning at worship, and at weekly Bible studies.

(Much more.)

Nobody cares what's happening "Over There"

Fire-breathing, warmongering chickenhawks stay away in droves from FOX's show about grunts in Gulf War II.

Forty years ago, ABC's Combat!, set during WWII, was hugely popular, and still is in syndication and now that it's finally on DVD. Nearly 20 years ago, CBS's Tour of Duty, a worthy successor to/continuation of Combat! set in Vietnam, was nearly as successful. But now FOX, part of the White House spokeschannel/lies/fascist propaganda/warmongering/bullshit network, can't even sell their Gulf War II show, Over There, to people who demanded the damn war in the first place!

Mission accomplished again some more: Saddam's former officers invited to rejoin army

The new gubmnt of Iraq doesn't seem to know they're supposed to be Goerge's puppets and bitches. They'll probably want to hang onto their oil now, too.

Feeding Halliburton, defense corporate welfare queens=good; feeding poor school children=bad, very bad

Food stamp cuts "on the table" to pay for Goerge's war. Well, sacrifices must be made if all tax revenues are to go to resluglicons and their friends where God wants them to go.

Resluglicon lobbyists consider theofascists "wackos"

They're right. They also know how to manipulate the wackos to the overwhelming detriment of the country.

Goerge thinking about whether torturing people is the kristain thing to do

Who would Jesus torture? Who did Jesus torture?

Course stayed again some more: 2037 KIA...for what?

Goergie, you're still doing a heckuva job.

Marriage-destroying dykes run loose in the White House! Call Falwell, Robertson, Dobson, Perkins!

Mary Cheney brought a "guest."

How did the Secret Service allow these family-haters in?

Bird flu panic is a scam

Expert says humans shouldn't worry. Meanwhile, Goerge's friends--including Dumsfeld--are making zillions on the vaccine.

Dems tell Cheney it's time for "thorough housecleaning"

They should have included Cheney, too.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Ladies and gentlemen, President Jimmy Carter

Remember when christian presidents actually were christians and actually elected?

"White House fixed pre-war intel."

Most hated president ever: Goerge at 35%

Clinton was 'way more popular when they trumped up that impeachment.

The American people are once again (still?) sick of resluglicons and their penchant for crime.

HOW IMPORTANT TO THE NATION IS THE CIA LEAK MATTER?

CIA Leak
Great importance - 51%
Some importance - 35%
Little/no importance - 12%

Clinton-Lewinsky (1/98) Great importance - 41%
Some importance - 21%
Little/no importance - 37%

Whitewater (3/94)
Great importance - 20%
Some importance - 29%
Little/no importance - 45%

Iran-Contra (2/87)
Great importance - 48%
Some importance - 33%
Little/no importance - 19%

Watergate (5/73; Gallup Poll)
Great importance - 53%
Some importance - 25%
Little/no importance - 22%

More patriotic students walk out to protest Goerge's stupid war

It's catching on. These may be the flower grandchildren we've been waiting for.

Goerge says oil pirates should keep their gouged profits

And poor people can just be cold this winter. Serves them right, like the hurricanes.

Theofascist Reed took money from casino, covered it up

Why wouldn't the former president of the Kompassionate Kristain Koalition want his minions to know he's a gambler's whore?

Bolton up to his ears in Treasongate

Hell, Goerge's dog is probably involved, too. They couldn't stand that someone would tell the public the truth about their war lies. So they punished Wilson by making his wife a target. Yes, there have been threats on her life.

Snipers threaten students during Lady Laura's visit

Ah, freedom under Goerge.

Scalito as liked as Harriet, less than Roberts

Yet the fascists and theofascists are giddy over him.

Majority support filibuster, Roe v. Wade. Now, that's the mainstream.

Scalito was for privacy, sodomy, before he was against them

But that was before he became a fascist big-shot.

Nine days after Wilma, FEMA blames "unprepared citizens" for needing their government

FEMA has done little. National Guard troops have done little. And somehow, it's the people's fault FEMA can't deliver water.

Play "Give Goerge A Brain"

What he needs more is a conscience.

Pro-torture Goerge will veto McCain's anti-torture bill

Who would Jesus torture? Goerge is on record as saying Jesus is his favorite philosopher. Imagine how big an asshole he'd be if he looked up to Hitler or Stalin instead of Jesus.

Scalito says Congress can't write gun control legislation

They write "control" legislation about everything else, why not guns?

How do we start repairing America after Hurricane Goerge?

Molly has sensible--and doable--ideas. Does anyone else?

Theofascists are taking over the Methodists

They're taking over everything, and it's because people don't stand up to them. STAND UP TO THEM! Or do you want them to turn our country into a feudal theocracy? We're halfway there now. You have to stand up and fight. You.

Corporate whores pretend to grill oil pirates over recent, well, piracy

Nice dog-and-pony show, but we aren't distracted from Treasongate, the war or Scalito. We know who all those people really are.

Some spooks waver on morality of secret torture prisons...theirs

CIA has set up exactly the same kind of underground prisons the KGB used to run. Aren't we all glad the Kompassionate Kancervative Kristians are in charge? Imagine how evil they'd be otherwise...

Democrats stand up for national security; Dr. First throws hissyfit

Or was it a conniption? Maybe both.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Stop Scalito. Sign the petition.

Now that the Dems have sprouted cojones, encourage them to use them.

Der Ruschkopf says it's "out of the mainstream" to back up statements with facts

It's "extreme," too.

Who are these "mainstream" people, anyway? The 61% who oppose literally everything Goerge thinks, says and does? The 55% who support pro-choice initiatives?

The very word is unAmerican. It assumes (a) there is a mainstream, and by definition (b) those in it are the only people who should be allowed to live here. Nothing is further from the core tenets of a democratic republic, or closer to the fascist tenets of those who would turn our country into a feudal theocracy.

Jebya's election-theft lieutenant slithers out of town

Her reason? To...wait for it...spend more time with her family. Aw, ain't that sweet?

Democratus Erectus smashes fascist warhawk stonewall

Resluglicons agree to stop blocking inquiry into Goerge's war lies.

Only Democrat judges are partisan. Only resluglicon judges give people fair trials

When will Democrats fight back against this fascism? When will they say publicly that kancervatism is pure evil?

McClellan is now basically just a dart board

White House press corps is politely rude to him because of his myriad lies on behalf of Goerge and the rest of the fascist criminals.

White House make Scalito's son remove bio from student newspaper

But thanks to the internets, you can still read it here.

This is what's up now. No mention of young Alito, the editor of the paper.

http://www.colgateforum.com/main.cfm?include
=customPage&name=Bios

First time ever: Labor unions unite for peace

Unions are communists, communists are for peace, therefore unions are for peace, right? Only godless commies want peace. All good Kompassionate Kancervative Kristians want war all the time...for other people and their children to fight in.

Don't tell me there's no such thing as evolution. Democratus Wimpus becomes Democratus Erectus

Senate Dems have grown spines, balls, fangs and claws, have evolved from prey into predator, and are now standing upright in the open instead of cowering in the shadows.

Culture of Corruption: Dumsfeld makes money off bird flu panic

Remember Cipro? Remember plastic sheeting and duct tape? Remember Halliburton?

Saddam was building giant laser beam on the moon!

This administration's right to deceive the public must be defended at any cost.

Goerge's mandate down to 39%

And those are people who believe Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church.

Nucular war imminent...or not

Dems threaten filibuster. Or not. Fascists threaten "nucular option." Or not.

Kancervatives who allegedly hate activist judges worship Scalito, widely known as...wait for it...an activist judge

"That's diff'runt."

Monday, October 31, 2005

2026 KIA. For what?

Maybe the movie JARHEAD will send young resluglicon chickenhawks and country music (sic) fans flocking to the recruiting offices in time for war with Iran, Syria and Cuba.

BREAKING: Goerge preps to invade Cuba after Fidel dies

Get ready to feel a draft.

Except he'll call it a "nation-building exercise." Remember when all the resluglicons lined up to tell Clinton he shouldn't do that in Bosnia and Kosovo?

Iran, Syria, now Cuba...where will all the soldiers come from? It sure won't be from the ranks of young resluglicon chickenhawks or Tobey Keith fans.

Scary--and true--Halloween tale: Yes, republicons do steal elections

Big Election Theft In A Small Town.

FINALLY! Gulf of Tonkin attacks never happened

LBJ told a pack of lies to get his war. Just like Goerge.

We've known this for a long time, but now they finally admit it publicly.

NOLA blacks deserved what they got...or got what they deserved. Which is it?

It's an amazing--and frightening--mythology which, by virtue of repetition, has become true. But, hey, it came from Kompassionate Kancervative Kristians, so it must be true.

Jesus scrapes sin out of little kids with a big knife!

It's just like making a jack-o-lantern. Then He rewards them with chocolate rabbit eggs, and then--when they're old enough--camouflaged BDUs, MREs and thin-skinned Hummers.

Cheney: Liar, stonewaller, warmongering chickenhawk

And obstructor of justice.

Alito: Another warmongering chickenhawk

His dad pulled strings to get him into the Army reserves to avoid the draft...just like Goerge's dad did.

They're lining up to defend discrimination and its advocate, Alito

It's amazing how many ways cancervatives have found to justify when assholes treat others like shit.

Neocon plots to conquer the world back in the spotlight

What gives them the right to rule the world...with taxpayer money and blood? Let them send their kids to fight, then we'll talk.

Freepers on patriots: "They've endorsed the terrists!"

How can one group claim freedom of speech and of peaceable assembly for themselves and seek to deny those rights for everyone else? Easy: they're fascists who don't care about anyone but themselves.

Wingnut still wants us to believe Saddam had WMDs four years ago

I hope he doesn't get cold tonight waiting for the Great Pumpkin to show up.

Ciney, 2000 other patriots march for peace in Boston

Others who want GIs to keep dying for Goerge's lies were there, too. Why isn't 2016 a big enough number for them?

Goerge had "no policy" to rebuild Iraq

Which explains why it's such a debacle. Well, except for all the money Halliburton, Bechtel and Carlyle have made.

He thought the Iraqis really would welcome him with carpets of flowers, and let him steal their oil just like that.

Pro-discrimination Alito went for photo-op with Rosa Parks' casket

I didn't realize they could get any more cynical. But they did. Rosa would have spat in his face.

Alito is pure, fascist evil

Read what People for the American Way have dug up on him.

My heroes, Click and Clack, debuted on NPR 18 years ago today

That would be Tom and Ray Maliozzi, of the incomparable "Car Talk."

Their homepage

cartalk.com

Their quasi-annual Halloween party.

http://cartalk.com/content/features/Horrors/

I'm still working on my opera about them, I MAGLIOZZI. It's the story of two young Italian boys stolen by gypsies...and given back!

And "Scalito" it is

Alito should overjoy the theofascists, meaning the Dems will have to stand up to him. And them.

Sunday, October 30, 2005

My heroes, Click and Clack, debuted on NPR 18 years ago today

That's Tom and Ray Magliozzi of the incomparable "Car Talk."

Their homepage

cartalk.com

Their quasi-annual Halloween party.

http://cartalk.com/content/features/Horrors/

I'm still working on my opera about them, I MAGLIOZZI. It's the story of two young Italian boys stolen by gypsies...and given back!

Don't let a Baptist preacher baptize you

They take electric wires with them into the water.

"He's one of the reason s I came back to Baylor," adds Chad Overby. "He's one of the few pastors I've seen that wasn't afraid to deliver substantive, un-sugar-coated sermons. He showed me how to be an uninhibited Christian."

This is what's wrong with theofascists. They follow preachers who want people to feed their egos. That is not how Jesus did things.

2016 KIA. Goerge, you're doing a heckuva job

For Halliburton, Bechtel and the Carlyle Group. For GIs and their families...not so much.

22% "Strongly Approve" of Goerge

45% "Strongly Disapprove."

There was no mandate for incompetence, criminal negligence, lying, stealing and committing treason. Diebold, you're doing a heckuva job.

Need a really scary Halloween costume? Dress up as a theofascist evangelist like this guy

"Internet evangelist" is a very sick sexual predator.

How far have people gone into the parallel universe that they automatically trust anyone who says all the theofascist buzz words? I wouldn't buy a barbecue sandwich from someone who talked like that.

Cheney should explain his role in Treasongate or resign

And if he doesn't, Goerge should make him resign.

DeptHomeSec couldn't pour piss from a boot

Has accomplished virtually nothing since 9-11.

Goerge's "Three's Company" may debut tomorrow

Two guys and one gal likely next fascists he'll nominate for SCOTUS.

Theofascists mobilize, tell Goerge to put on of them on SCOTUS

Whoever it is, get ready to rumble.

Goerge recognizes only nine slave states of original 13

Again hauls out cancervative flag with only nine stripes. New England states no longer matter to cancervatives.

Treason charges still possible

That only Scooter is in the barrel doesn't mean others won't swing for other crimes. It ain't over yet by a long shot.

Most Americans sick of Goerge, resluglicon Congress

"And 1/3 think Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church."

Tina Fay, finally back on SNL

Indictments bring PNAC into the hot seat...finally

If you haven't done your homework on PNAC, get with it.

TIME: Goege loses faith in Cheney, Rove, Card

Wants to "hit reset button" on entire junta in January. That means another war, more tax cuts.

Meet the next two fascists Goerge could nominate to SCOTUS

But where do they go to church? Are they for turning America into a feudal theocracy, or are they for eating babies? That's all that matters, right?

Breaking: Rove may have dodged the bullet

Last-minute evidence gave Fitzgerald "pause."