Saturday, October 15, 2005

"God-bloggers" didn't invite me to their conference

Wonder why? Might be because I'd say about the below quote, "Damn right. They're mostly chickenhawk warmongers, theofascist bullies and traitors who want to turn our country into a feudal theocracy." Then I'd say, "Screw 'em."
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He stressed that God blogging has the potential to be a "train wreck" because done wrong it can reinforce stereotypes of evangelical Christians as angry and close-minded "pit bulls of the culture wars."
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Damn right. Screw 'em.

It's long past the time to try to reason with those people who hate the Constitution, science (well, all knowledge) and America itself. It's time to fight. They wanted a culture war, I say we give them one. Unless you want your kids to be taught that the Earth is 6000 years old, you'd better step up and start getting ready for a long, nasty fight with the theofascists. They are the worst domestic enemies our great nation has ever faced. Unless you are one of them, they mean to disenfranchise you in every way possible.

Laugh, but concentration camps are not out of the question. Look what happened to thousands of Katrina and Rita survivors. Decent Germans couldn't believe what happened to their country in the 1930s until it was far too late to do anything about the cancer of fascism. It's not too late here yet, but it will be soon if decent Americans don't stand up to every theofascist every time possible.

I don't care if you call me paranoid, but if you don't really know a lot about what happened in Germany in the 1930s, you'd better learn now. If you've never read 1984, you'd better read it now. If you're not registered to vote, you'd better do it now. If you haven't stopped watching teevee "news," you'd better do it now. If you haven't had all your radios repaired so they no longer pick up amhateradio, you'd better do it now.

And if you haven't ever learned how and with what to defend yourself, you'd damn well better do it now. They're prepared. When the time comes, you'd better be prepared, too.

Mini-movie: How King Goerge and Co. have touched our lives

If by "touched" you mean "made much worse."

Theofascism spreads in Ohio, the cesspool of America

Register to vote, find Jesus, beat up a queer. In that order. What Kompassionate Kancervatives these Krixtains are.

Teacher fired for legal volunteer work she did before accepting teaching job

The Catholics are becoming as bad as the Baptists.

A lesson on the differences between journalism and what King Goerge did the other day

That wasn't even p/r. It was pure propaganda.

Resluglicons wage war on public universities

Do we really want everything in the country to be privatized? Remember Robocop? If you don't, watch it again.

After WWII, we built the greatest institutions of higher learning in the world. Resluglicons are doing everything in their power to dismantle those institutions so fewer and fewer people have access to advanced learning. (They can have UT, but they should leave most of them alone.)

They want our kids to be ignorant, and only their kids well-educated.

Breaking: Miller admits she was "totally wrong" about Iraq's WMDs; when will King Goerge do the same?

Huge article, mostly about her part in PlameGate. But she was a cheerleader for King Goerge's war, so she's getting what's coming to her. Except for the fat book deal. She doesn't deserve a penny.

King Goerge disenfranchises voters in Iraq--just like here

People unable to vote in at least 60 voting stations. Sounds like our last two elections.

Which states really have "family values," red or blue?

The answer is not what Dobson and Der Ruschkopf would tell you.

Big Brother finally arrives in US

He's been a long time a-comin'. His name is Jose.

Thatcher, who was "a scientiest before I was a politician," says King Goerge shouldn't have invaded Iraq

Now she speaks up. I guess she's pissed that King Goerge hasn't delivered England's share of stolen...er, "rehabilitated*" Iraqi oil.

And about that scientist thing, she knows the Earth is only 6000 years old, right?

(*Within days of invading Iraq, the US Army said part of its mission was to "rehabilitate" Iraqi oil fields.)

And King Goerge wanted thieves like this guy to "manage" our Social Security money

The only good resluglicon is an incarcerated resluglicon.

Former Merrill-Lynch crook jailed for stealing $42 million.

King Goerge lets Iraqis go without food, water in name of fiberty

Some Culture of Life advanced by a Kompassionate Kancervative Krixtain.

Friday, October 14, 2005

No flak from flack: One of the soldiers King Goerge conversationed with was a p/r spokesperson

It's like asking your wife on teevee what kind of husband you are.

Watch King Goerge use a hammer for the first time in his life

I hate Letterman, but this is fun.

No. 7 "Great, another thing I'm not good at."

Watch video of rehearsal for King Goerge's "spontaneous" chat with white soldiers in Tikrit

Wonder why only white soldiers were used as props for his hogwash? And why the Asst. Deputy Secretary of Defense is an acting coach instead of, say, an expert on something like defense?

NPR's audio clip has even more.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/
story.php?storyId=4957379

If we weren't paying for these ridiculous stunts, it'd be fun watching them all backfire.

Breaking: It wasn't Rove, it was David Corn!

FAUXNEWS can prove it. Give a listen.

Next: Iraqis hijacked unicorns on 9-11 to crash into New York's Baptist and Catholic churches. But Jesus stopped them in his F-15.

Jesus is an American and hates Iraqis for attacking us on 9-11

Or so this artist...er, picture-painter says.

Park Rangers now must swear loyalty to King Goerge

My favorite part: They must agree to help eliminate their own jobs. Clearly, they know Diebold will never allow another Democrat to sit in the White House. (And you think I'm fantasizing when I say the Pentagon is preparing to install King Goerge fuehrer-for-life.)

Theofascists only care about queers and baby-eaters

Poverty, pollution, governmental corruption, war...hey, no problem. Just keep focused on queers and baby-eaters while they and their friends steal us blind and turn our country into a feudal theocracy.

Klan launches "news" program on MI public tv

Now they can share their "message of love, not hate" to "white, christian America" better than ever.

And James Dobson will say NOT ONE WORD about this because they're not queers or baby-eaters.

Beware "homosexuality and lesbian people" on ANIMAL PLANET!

"They'll slip it in there as well."

If these people are christians, I'm a two-headed rattlesnake. (A guy found one of those the other day, so shut up.)

Resluglicons just support the hell out of the troops

Army garnishes wounded GI's wages over injuries.

Given how many bills the resluglicons have passed hurting soldiers and their families, not to mention the things they simply haven't done at all, it's mind-boggling that any man or woman in uniform can believe King Goerge is their boy.

RNC launches its own version of FAUXNEWS

Now America can get even more lies, hatespeech and fascism.

Biggest inflationary surge in 25 years

Another mission accomplished for the economy.

Feds look into NY terr alert emails for rich

Another dog and pony show?

Pulitzer Prize rewards Pinter for anti-war work

Everybody but the GOP understands.

Thatcher abandons King Goerge, Blair

Expresses "doubts" about Gulf War II.

King Goerge agrees to stop wasting our money on missile shields

...for now.

King Goerge told Blair he wanted to conquer entire Middle East

Would use pre-text of...what else?...WMDs to invade even Saudi Arabia.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Fascism: A history lesson

To no one's surprise, actual history is the opposite of what Der Ruschkopf, the freepers and other modern-day fascists say is history.

Wal-Mart declares war on public education

Kompassionate Kancervative Kristians only want their kids to be well educated. They've been working to kill public education for 30 years.

Evil Empire gives lots of large donations to "alternatives" to public education. Also much support for movement to privatize public schools. Can anyone argue this isn't to ensure their future workforce of people unqualified for anything else?

Dems finally listen to me, realize they can get a mid-term massacre next year

All we need are a couple hundred fresh faces like Paul Hackett who aren't invertebrate corporate whores...yet.

Theofascists want ACLU to stop protecting the Bill of Rights

Who needs the Constitution when you have the Old Testament?

Check 'em out for yourself.

http://www.aclu.org/

The theofascists hate the Bill of Rights, the Constitution, and America itself. They're continuing the work Tories began 230 years ago to keep America from ever becoming a country in the first place. Their more recent ancestors have done everything in their power to destroy the America our founders designed. And since they adopted true fascism 70 years ago, they've been working on turning our country into a dictatorship. Now they want a feudal, fascist theocracy that resembles in no way the country laid out in the Declaration of Independence and in the Constitution. And they'll stop at nothing to fulfill their fascist fantasy.

It's been a while since I asked, but are you getting ready?

Falwell says Dobson is dead wrong about Harriet

He must have lost the memo from Rove that Dobson got.

Isn't it fun to watch the little theofascist bastards go at each other?

Half of US wants Dems to take Congress away from resluglicon criminals

39% want the criminals to keep stealing our money.

And apparently only 2% of African-Americans are resluglicons.

Jesus planted these fossils in Argentina 4000 years before he was born

How did Noah feed carnivorous dinosaurs on the Ark to keep them from eating all the other pairs of animals while he sailed to parts of the world he didn't know existed so he could drop off dinosaurs there?

New bird-like dinosaur lived before the supercontinent Pangaea split. Strongly suggests winged flight evolved separately on more than one continent.

Ministry of Trooth staged dog and pony show with GIs for King Goerge

Then he told them there was "tremendous support" for the war. Can a president (sic) get much lower than lying to troops he sent to fight in his bullshit war?

King Goerge encases his records in stainless steel

He knew four years ago he was going to lead the most corrupt administration in our history, and laid the groundwork to seal his pardons from public scrutiny.

Homeland Security for the rich and well-connected

What if the terist threat had been real?

Rich New Yorkers got emailed about terist threat days in advance.

Or was this advance notice just to let them know not to worry about a p/r stunt on King Goerge's behalf?

King Goerge has nearly destroyed our economy

Not since the Depression of 1929 have so many corporations been in such dire straights.

G.O.P.S. "Whatchew gonna do when they come for you?"

Resluglicons really are the "bad boys-bad boys" of D. C..

Is the Pentagon getting ready to install King Goerge as fuehrer for life?

Could be. They're "beefing up" their ability to control domestic situations, and Posse Comitatus be damned.

It's a clever plan: Send all National Guard and Reserve units (normally kept at home for state emergencies) to Iraq, and leave the Regular Army here to do King Goerge's bidding. That way, no significant armed force can resist a federal takeover.

The right-wing militia wackos have been right for 25 years, except about who was going to do it. It's never been the libruls. Since when would the Pentagon support a librul Big Brother or a librul dictator?

King Goerge annexes the high seas

Will search any ship, anywhere for terists.

When are people going to realize no one is attacking us? King Goerge and his minions in both the vast, right-wing conspiracy and the worthlesscorporatemedia have repeated "The terists are coming! The terist are coming!" so many times, it's become a given. But if thousands of terists hate us for our freedoms and are smuggling in nukes and anthrax across every border 24/7, why haven't there been any attacks since 9-11?

9-11 was 50 months ago. Do you realize our official involvement in WWII only lasted 45 months?

If fighting the terists is such a great job, why do recruiters have to lie to get kids to enlist?

Latest lie: "Enlist now and choose your job. There's a draft coming next year, and then you won't have a choice." (Do recruiters treat kids at private schools and christian academies this way? What about homeschoolers? Do they even visit those kids? Or do they still only go after poor kids who have few other options?)

Some of us have been warning about a draft for over a year, and about lying recruiters for decades longer than that.

If we tell the truth about Iraq, are we being negative, partisan or just truthful?

Why shouldn't taxpayers who're paying for King Goerge's war know what's really going on over there?

Compare feel-good "Did You Know?" topics to real ones.

What if Syria threatened us the way King Goerge threatens them?

Also Iran and North Korea? I bet he'd say those countries have no right to do so. Okay, then why does he?

Three newest reasons to impeach King Goerge

That's three in one day. Darn good, even for him.

High crime: As you might expect, the "high crime" here is (the most) serious, and is also the area where it's hardest to argue that the president did not cross the line. We are referring to Article VI, Clause 3 of the U.S. Constitution, which states that "no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States."

Anyone who defends King Goerge on this hates the Constitution, hates America and is a traitor.

Weapons of Mass Distraction: We always get another terist warning whenever King Goerge gets into new trouble

Keith Olbermann has the details.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Weapons of Mass Distraction: We always get another terist warning whenever King Goerge gets into new trouble

Keith Olbermann gives the details.

Three new reasons to impeach King Goerge

That's three in one day. Darn good, even for him.

High crime: As you might expect, the "high crime" here is (the most) serious, and is also the area where it's hardest to argue that the president did not cross the line. We are referring to Article VI, Clause 3 of the U.S. Constitution, which states that "no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States."

Anyone who defends King Goerge on this hates the Constitution, hates America and is a traitor.

Theofascists really HATE the Constitution

And Jews.

Chickenhawks! King Goerge needs you for his war

Air Force sends high-techies to grunt jobs in Iraq because chickenhawks won't serve their country.

Sergeant risks court-martial, calls for withdrawal from King Goerge's war

He's an engineer with a law degree, so he knows they'll be coming for him.

The bald eagle has Avian flu

And he caught it from the resluglicon party. See Steve Benson's cartoon.

DeLay begins poisoning pool of potential jurors

Uses auto-calls to constituents to plead his innocence. (Click headline and listen to one of two such calles captured by one of his constituents who says she's never heard from him before in 20 years.) Is this pre-emptive jury tampering?

Like I said: Church membership counts more than credentials and experience

Well, when the president (sic) is such a dummy, why would he want to be surrounded by smart people?

Theofascists continue their war on education and being educated. Harriet is their poster child.

Trick or...WHAT?!?!

Beware and be forewarned. Theofascists might give your kids one of these "books" for Halloween instead of candy.

Sheriff Carman shoots Satan dead, then says guns can't hurt Satan. Huh???? Could this BE any more insulting to a kid?

Shell Oil president says US doesn't need more refineries

You know King Goerge's idea is truly stupid if his puppetmaster disagrees with it.

New theofascist "museum" is an abomination of science and history

Knowledge no longer matters. Only church membership counts.

I can't wait for the children of these lunatics to design cars or airplanes based on theo-science.

King Goerge's newest incompetent crony joins State Department

With no experience for her job. Zero. Zip. Goose egg.

McClellan couldn't tell the truth with an M16 pointed at his head

Whatever any resluglicon says, know that it's the opposite of what's true.

Scotty claims most of us want fascists judges when he knows full well the opposite is true.

King Goerge says we should conserve while he cuts energy efficiency research funding

White House staffers encouraged to ride public transportation while Rove still drives his Jaguar to work.

What do they mean IF he lied about Iraq?

All his lies are well documented.

Half of America ready to impeach King Goerge. Resluglicon Congress yawns.

Theofascist Dobson is a hypocritical jerk

Among other things.

Brags about White House connections, then says others shouldn't brag about being politically connected. Read the transcript of appearance on hateradio.

27 years in the Army, then pfft! Just like that...

Veteran of two wars gets screwed. Bad. And they wonder why enlistment is down.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Laura watches King Goerge bend nails at non-photo op photo op

Has this guy ever actually swung a hammer before in his life?

Now you can watch him get testy with Matt Lauer.

Watch Keith Olbermann Wednesday night

Weapons of Mass Distraction

He's scheduled to delve into several terist threats of recent years and how they just happened to coincide with bad news from or about King Goerge. Should be entertaining.

KKK churches schedule Anti-Corruption Sunday

No, sorry, they don't mind if resluglicons steal the country blind. But they do care if people watch porn.

Why, yes, we are enjoying the resluglicon implosion

Tom Tomorrow hits another one out of the park.

Cheney is a criminal

Of the Big Daddy Warbucks kind. His Halliburton stock went from a quarter million to $8 million.

Is owning stock in the company that both supplies and cleans up after your wars NOT a conflict of interest?

Dr. First is a criminal

So much for avoiding the appearance of conflict of interest, eh?

DeptHomeSec can't tell the difference between a real threat and a hoax

Not one person in, or hired by, this adminstration is competent at anything besides being incompetent.

Texas' next presidential candidate busted for DUI

He's so beloved, he wears body armor to meet with constituents...at a Baptist church.

Air Force finally restrains theofascist bullies

At least publicly. Now, about the rapists at the Academy...

Iraqi fundamentalists "worse than Saddam"

Secular leaders depended on Condo, King Goerge, but got the shaft.

Dumsfeld allows GIs to have sex in Iraq as long as it's with each other

Remember how bent-out-of-shape the theofascists got over Clinton's half-dozen...nooners in the White House, and spent $60 million of our tax money to stop it? I can't wait for the same moral indignation over the fact that Dumsfeld has not banned GIs from doing the Funky Cold Medina in Iraq.

Bait and switch: Mitt Romney is right about the threat of theocracy, but wrong about from whom

Bombs? Where? When?

Launches Weapon of Mass Distraction to divert attention from real theocracy terists...the Kompassionate Kancervative Kristians.

Stop the presses! Resluglicons caught stealing taxpayer money!

Ohio is a cesspool. All resluglicons are criminals.

King Goerge wants us to pay $5 for a potato

Also wants to cut farm subsidies by 60%.

And these are the people King Goerge wanted to "manage" our Social Security money

Huge brokerage scandal in New York. Just read it.

Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" is now patriotic music

Monday Night Football was the sight for an inexplicable spectacle tonight. Right before kickoff, military helicopters flew over a huge flag on the field to the sounds of Wagner. Then a marine drill instructor growled into a mic, "Are-you-ready-for-some-football." It was an order, not a question. The beer-soaked crowd went bazoot right there on national teevee.

It's interesting to note that Wagner was Hitler's favorite composer. Also, a Hollywood librul, Francis Ford Coppola, had helicopters flying into battle as "Ride of the Valkyries" played in a vehemently anti-war movie, "Apocalypse Now."

So I have to wonder, how in hell did all that suddenly become patriotic balderdash for a football game? I think it's because Disney owns ABC, and they're part of the worthlesscorporatemedia who've become absorbed by the vast, right-wing conspiracy. What other explanation is there for a football game's becoming a war pep rally, coincidentally at a time when King Goerge's popularity is at a historically low point?

Monday, October 10, 2005

Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" is now patriotic music

Monday Night Football was the sight for an inexplicable spectacle tonight. Right before kickoff, military helicopters flew over a huge flag on the field to the sounds of Wagner. Then a marine drill instructor growled into a mic, "Are-you-ready-for-some-football." It was an order, not a question. The beer-soaked crowd went bazoot right there on national teevee.

It's interesting to note that Wagner was Hitler's favorite composer. Also, a Hollywood librul, Francis Ford Coppola, had helicopters flying into battle as "Ride of the Valkyries" played in a vehemently anti-war movie, "Apocalypse Now."

So I have to wonder, how in hell did all that suddenly become patriotic balderdash for a football game? I think it's because Disney owns ABC, and they're part of the worthlesscorporatemedia who've become absorbed by the vast, right-wing conspiracy. What other explanation is there for a football game's becoming a war pep rally, coincidentally at a time when King Goerge's popularity is at a historically low point?

$343 million here, some more there...

Pretty soon they'll waste/steal a lot of our money.

DeptHomeSec can't account for huge increase in budget.

"Contractor" (aka "thieves") go from $104 million to $741 million in only nine months...and no one knows what for or even remembers it. Aren't we all glad the Kompassionate Kancervative Kristians are in charge?

The family values of a KKK child molester

It was a long time ago, but still...

Patriotic underground group begins entertaining war on resluglicons

Better late than never.

King Goerge and nine of his Senate minions are the real terists

Are there some in your neighborhood?

So are the voters who support his evil fantasies about torturing people who haven't been convicted of anything.

Pay attention: How many of those at Abu Ghraib were released, and how many were convicted of something related to terism? If you haven't been paying attention, look it up.

3000 peaceniks protest war in silence

No more than a dozen counter-protest (i.e., insist soldiers keep dying in Iraq). What do these numbers tell you?

"Why do I have to lose my son?"

(Especially since no chickenhawks are even risking their children?)

Since we know Saddam had nothing to do with 9-11 and no WMDs*, what is the mission?

Some of us wanted proof before invading. Silly us.

Remember America before King Goerge angered every muslim in the world by invading Iraq?

We're afraid of 'em here because we're fighting 'em there.

Before 9-11, Osama was our only enemy. Now, we may well have millions of enemies.

King Goerge wants to invoke the Insurrection Act to override Posse Comitatus for the wrong reasons

He's the first president (sic), including his old man, to fantasize about using soldiers the way a dictator would. Which reminds us that he once said being a dictator would be easier than being a president (sic).

Maybe God does send natural disasters

India, Pakistan, Israel cooperate after earthquake

It could be that God sends hurricanes and earthquakes not as punishment for those theofascists don't like, but as opportunities for people to put aside their petty differences and work together for something like, you know, peace.

Force-feeding fiberty to Iraqis may not be the answer

King Goerge and Co. finally begin to realize that people don't like being bombed, invaded and conquered.

Colorado patriots start getting ready for the mid-term massacre

Liberal activists (yes, both of those are still good words) set up clearing house website for state's patriots.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Guess what? The sky didn't fall again

King Goerge's fearmongering is getting old and tiring.

Flash! No terists attacked NYC today!

When theofascists collide

Watch two neanderthals go at it over Harriet.

It looks as if somebody lied under oath

1. Rove
2. Cooper

Cast your vote in Comments.

Pat Robertson is a criminally insane theofascist

And has been for at least 20 years.

"Hugo Chavez is a commie and wants to nuke America!"

When all else fails, call people commies.

King Goerge fights the terism of credentials

America has suffered long enough under the tyranny of people qualified for their jobs looking for more people qualified for their jobs. Who says people should be well educated and experienced in order to get jobs with lots of responsibilities?

Look at Der Ruschkopf. He had no radio training whatsoever before becoming the richest hatespeaker in America. Not only that, but he spawned an entire industry of talkingheadshowhosts with no qualifications other than loud voices and quirky opinions. And he's influenced our culture so much that both local and national evening news broadcasts include polls and online feedback from viewers. Knowledge no longer matters; only opinions count. And if several people hold the same opinions, those opinions become facts.

Then there's King Goerge himself. He's never held down an actual job other than one in politics, is functionally illiterate, and now he's the president, albeit unelected twice. He proves once and for all that "it's not what you know, but who you know."

Schools and colleges must follow his lead and stop teaching subject matter, and start teaching the art of schmoozing and making connections. For the next couple of decades at least, no one will care what you know how to do. They'll only care if important people trust you to avoid learning things for the rest of your life.

We have entered the age of affirmative action for the unqualified. At long last, America has truly become the land of opportunity for those too lazy or simply unable to acquire a proper education. All one needs is bootstraps that reach high enough for well-connected friends to pull for you.

Watch the video. She agrees with me.

Stop the presses! Harriet goes to church

Why not where she's a member? There are more of King Goerge's people at this one.

As I head off to my church, I wonder if and where the rest of the theofascists will go today. We should ask Coultergeist, Spawn Insannity, Dr. First and Nurse DeLay to show us their attendance and pre-tax giving records from their churches.

They waste our money on stupid crap, then get good jobs upon retirement

It wouldn't do to let me evaluate Pentagon generals on their weapons programs.

One terist threat, two stories

Anybody else wondering why NY's and D.C.'s stories don't mesh?

We're fighting Iraqis there so we don't have to fight Saudis here? No Iraqis were involved in 9-11, but 15 of the 19 hijackers were Saudis.

Forget Monster, send your resume to cronyjobs

And you, too, may get an important gubmnt job for which you aren't qualified.