Friday, July 29, 2005

Will Deserter-in-Chief appoint slimy perjurer to UN anyway?

Senate Dems say not, but what can they do about it? What will they do about it?

Judges? We don' need no steenkin' judges!

Ohio officials pretty much tell court to honk Bobo's nose over Coingate.

God still punishing Scouts

Lightning kills Scout leader, leaves one Scout braindead. Last time, four Scout leaders were electrocuted at an unconstitutional jamboree on a military base.

Is God sending messages to the Scouts about their discrimination against gays and other unAmerican behavior?

Thank God. It's about time.

Lesbian, baby-eating, atheist, aid and comfort to the enemy-giving ACTIVIST JUDGE strikes down portions of unPatriot Act.

Why does she hate God and America? She probably wants aliens to take over and help the teri....er, violent 'stremists in their struggle against King Goerge's crusade for intergalactic fiberty.

I told you so in May!

May grenade "attack" during visit to Goergia was staged.

http://notinmybible.blogspot.com/
2005_05_08_notinmybible_archive.html

Rethugs look for new way to steal elections in California

Diebold machines rejected as unreliable. Ya think!?!?!?

King Goerge's numbers continue death spiral

44% approval rating is all-time low, yet Democrats continue to knuckle under. How long until the 2006 mid-terms?

"Out with the hicks in 2006!"

Jerry Falwell is a lying, abominable slimebucket

If he's a minister of the gospel, I'd hate to see a snake oil salesman.

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Is another Saturday Night Massacre in the works?

From the realm of, "Yeah? Well, what're you gonna do about it?"

Pressure on White House to dump Plamegate Special Prosecutor Fitzgerald; his new boss probably will be crook who previously worked with Abramoff and Gonzales.

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Ohio rethug helps steal $58 million, gets fined $1000

Boy, they're sure are sorry for Coingate, aren't they?

No patriot should be afraid to SPEAK Up For Peace

Fascist bullies are pulling out the tired, old "aid and comfort to the enemy" chestnut. That's hogwash whether we say so, or not; so we might as well say so. We love our country and therefore hate what the neocons and theo-fascists are doing to and with it. Therefore, we must learn to speak up.

Do not argue with republican fascists or any other idiots. They will distort everything you say, change the subject, accuse you of things you're not doing, and just, plain lie about you. Fear not. And argue not. In tennis, the mind set is, "Stay on your side of the net." Talk about what you want to talk about. Do not be sidetracked or angered.

We are the ones who love our country. They are the ones who would turn it into a feudal theocracy. We are veterans. They are chickenhawks. We are christians. They are abominations.

When confronted by fascists, ignore what they say. Do not bother fascists with facts and information. They are not teachable because their brains have been damaged by amtalkingheadradio, FAUXNEWS and televangelists.

The best-and easiest-thing to do is simply say, "I'll pray for you," and walk away.

Moonie TIMES wants GIs in Iraq to get "laser-guided pistols"

Laser-guided M9 Berettas are "more accurate" than M2 .50 caliber machine guns and Mk19 40mm grenade launchers. So if they had these new Buck Rogers sidearms, soldiers wouldn't have to use "excessive" force when people try to kill them.

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Okay, people, the Moonie TIMES speaks to and for the right-wing extremists in our land, and somehow I, an America-hating, aid and comfort to the enemy-giving librul, know more about guns than they do.

1. No pistols are "laser-guided." Guns aren't laser-guided. Projectiles like missiles and very large artillery shells are laser-guided.

Most, possibly all, modern semi-automatic pistols can take a small laser-pointer mounted under the frame. Several such laser-pointers, about the size of a short cigar, have been on the market for years. There are even new military hip and shoulder holsters designed to hold combat pistols (the Colt M1911A1 .45, the M9 Beretta 9mm or the Sig-Sauer 223 9mm) equipped with laser- pointers. So if one has a good pistol and a laser-pointer, he/she must also have the correct holster, or the pistol is of little use as a weapon. The soldier also must have considerable training and practice with that pistol, or the purchase is a waste of money.

2. The single biggest pistol-related problem of Gulf War II has been magazines. The M9 Beretta takes "hi-capacity" mags holding 15 rounds. Beretta factory mags and a few after-market mags are of top quality. Problem is, a few years ago the Pentagon took the low bid and bought zillions of really crappy after-market mags with weak follower springs. Most of these have been reported as unreliable, jamming with regularity. Not a good thing in a firefight. Standing orders in Iraq have been to load no more than ten rounds in these cheap, lousy magazines. People have died because the Pentagon cut corners on pistol mags so they could spend more on missile shields that don't work and we'll never need.

3. But the usual, wartime Pentagon corruption and incompetency notwithstanding, handing out more "laser-guided" pistols wholesale will accomplish little in and of itself. Now, the M9 Beretta in its current configuration is a fine pistol. In the right hands, it is a very accurate combat sidearm, meaning a good shooter who practices regularly can hit a man-sized target out to 100 metres. The Colt and Sig-Sauer are equally accurate, again in the right hands. And that's the issue the Moonie TIMES knows nothing about.

The M9 and Colt are big pistols, and the slightly smaller Sig-Sauer was adopted as a "limited-standard" for issue to women and men with average or smaller hands (like mine, for instance. The Pentagon would have served the troops better by issuing the venerable Browning Hi-Power as limited-standard, but that's a different tirade.) All three are good pistols, reliable and accurate when properly maintained (and fed from decent magazines).

4. But no pistol, laser-guided or otherwise, is valuable until the soldier gets proper training and regular practice with it. Fast, accurate pistol shooting under stress is probably the most difficult weapon skill to learn. So unless the Moonie TIMES is advocating training and practice alongside the issuing of laser-guided pistols, this is nothing more than partisan hogwash meant to sound good for the masses while accomplishing little beyong putting more money into the hands of those who sell those wonderful laser-guided pistols.

5. As for what's more accurate, the M2 .50 caliber heavy machine gun and the Mk19 40mm grenade launcher (also fully-automatic, by they way; fires about 350 rpm) can lay every round on a truck at 1200 metres. I suggest the Moonie TIMES people learn a little something about weapons before they write anything else so silly as this editorial. (Click headline)

A sleeping giant awakes...finally

Poll shows 51% of Americans realize what some of us have been trying to explain for three years: King Goerge told nothing but lies in order to invade Iraq and steal their oil.

We now live in a theo-fascist police state run by liars, hypocrites, abominations, criminals, war-mongers and traitors (and accessories to treason). The 2006 mid-terms surely will be the most important election in our history. Remember this administration's crimes, failures and deconstruction of the Constitution.

"Out with the hicks in 2006!"

Dr. First completes Olympic-class flip-flop over stem cell research

Resigns himself to never being president; says he can reconcile science with his chrixtain faith. What a guy.

I still want to know of what church he's currently a member, his attendance record, and how much of his income over the required pre-tax 10% tithe he gives as an offering. Until he reveals these data, he's as much a christian as King Goerge is an honorably discharged veteran.

If only some reporters would start asking these above questions of our "leaders"...King Goerge, Dr. First, DeLay, Coultergeist, Spawn Insannity...all of them. Let them lead by example, not just mere words. Let them say to America, "Talk is cheap. Here's how I show my faith in action."

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Tickertape parade celebrates VOTPWOT Day

That is to say, "Victory Over The Phrase, 'War On Terr' Day."

G-SAVE: Global Struggle Against Violent 'Stremists. Does Congress have to declare a "struggle?"

Thank God for The Daily Show.

Just how "Christian" a "christian nation" are we?

You'll be surprised at what alleged "christians" believe about Jesus. Or maybe you won't.

Compare what Jesus taught to what theo-fascists teach.

"Christ was pretty specific about what he had in mind for his followers. What if we chose some simple criterion—say, giving aid to the poorest people—as a reasonable proxy for Christian behavior? After all, in the days before his crucifixion, when Jesus summed up his message for his disciples, he said the way you could tell the righteous from the damned was by whether they’d fed the hungry, slaked the thirsty, clothed the naked, welcomed the stranger, and visited the prisoner. What would we find then?"

Being a Baptist didn't seem to do this "paster" much good

Charged with peeping and videotaping females at his "church." Good thing he's not a librul or he'd be raping and barbecuing them.

King Goerge flips off free press

Gives middle finger to, well, all of us.

This is not PhotoShopped, it's real.

VR-WC's defense of treason right out of MAD Magazine's "Joke and Dagger Dept."

All their arguments in support of Rove and Co. belong in SPY vs. SPY.

http://www.leedberg.com/mad/spies/spies.html

Complete victory in war on terr

ROCK..DECENT PEOPLE...HARD PLACE

Global Struggle Against Violent Extremists=G-SAVE

Notice the subtle evangelical ring to it?


We're now at war with global extremists. Ironic, isn't it? Domestic extremists at war with global extremists? And we're caught in the middle.

GOP's wartime priorities tell us all we need to know about them

Bill proving they care about Scouts and gun-makers, but not veterans, shelved to save face for King Goerge. They're all liars, criminals, fascists and accessories to treason. There's not enough tar and feathers in the country to give them all what they deserve.

The "Plamegate" treason goes all the way to Condo

Who said, "We don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud?" (And she wasn't talking about an overcooked pizza.)

Victory in Iraq!

Insurgency growing, GIs to start pulling out soon.

Yep, that's what we calling winning a war with lies. But then, since King Goerge started it with lies, so what?

Why they called him "Honest Abe"

"Allow the president to invade a neighboring nation, whenever he shall deem it necessary to repel an invasion, and you allow him to do so whenever he may choose to say he deems it necessary for such a purpose—and you allow him to make war at pleasure."

– Abraham Lincoln

What do we get? Uncurious Goerge.

King Goerge treats Scouts with same contempt as soldiers

STRONG LEADER SUPPORTS TROOPS

Jamboree Scouts wait hours in hot sun, 300+ overcome by heat, then their king doesn't even show up.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

The Moebius Loop logic of cancervative chrixtain hatespeech

"If the Boy Scouts of America had 1,000 Scout troops, and 10 of them practiced suicide bombings, then the BSA would be considered a terrorist organization. If the BSA refused to kick out those 10 troops, that would make the case even stronger. If people defending terror repeatedly turned to the Boy Scout handbook and found language that justified and defended murder --and the scoutmasters responded by saying 'Could be' -- the Boy Scouts would have been driven out of America long ago."

Let's apply that...logic...to theo-fascists who, for instance, blow up clinics and kill doctors and nurses or beat up queers, and their chrixtain imams who advocate such behavior. When has anyone from the religious wrong ever condemned those people or actions? Never. When have they encouraged it? Daily.

Jesus did not spend his short time on Earth teaching people to hate, bully, harm in any way or kill. He also didn't teach people to take over countries and turn them into theocracies.

He did, however, tell people that God loved them.

It's easy to compare what Jesus said and did to what today's theofascists say and do, and find absolutely no similarities whatsoever. This is mostly because today's theofascists use the Old Testament as the basis for their chrixtainity, and their pulpits as platforms for riches and control over people's lives.
Too bad they understand nothing at all about free will and love.

I wonder if they truly believe that demonizing their enemies will make them change their ways. It's not what Jesus taught, but that doesn't seem to matter anymore.

Torture: The chrixtain thing to do

Jesus said, "Suffer the little children to come unto me." Most translate "suffer" in the King James Bible to mean "allow." Now we know from the New King Goerge Bible that "suffer" means exactly that.

Asteroid will destroy Earth in 2036; repent and pay me for alerting you

God will punish us for knowing librul junkscience that told us about the asteoid in the first place. No hypocrisy or contradictions here.

King Goerge should put Halliburton onto building something to save us from this interstellar terist that's probably librul and likely gay.

Theo-fascist pharmacists open door for tax revolt

If they can refuse to dispense legal meds on moral grounds, we now have carte blanche to withhold taxes or anything else we want, also on moral grounds.

Baptist "church" admits it should lose its tax-exempt status

The First Conservative Baptist Church of Mandarin, FL, has an anti-Muslim hatespeech trailer sign...in the Name of the Prince of Peace, as always.

GIs get brain cancer...

...King Goerge's friends (Halliburton, the Carlyle Group, Bechtel, et al) get rich.

They want to privatize everything else, why don't they hire their own private mercenaries for their wars, and leave decent people alone?

If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land...

...it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.

– James Madison

Monday, July 25, 2005

Why are Boy Scouts in their little, brown shirts holding a Jamboree on an Army base?

Are Scouts Bushjugend now?

Electrical accident kills four Scout leaders at unconstitutional jamboree.

Former UK PM, Major, says Falwell, Robertson should be gotten rid of

Our own theo-fascist talibanians who "spit hate" and "incite" qualify, yes?

Why doesn't Judge Roberts want us to know he was in the Federalist Society?

Claimed he had no memory of serving on their Steering Committee. Read what they say about him, and remember the biggest issue: He's only been a judge for two years. In pro baseball, that's one year beyond being a rookie. You don't put such a player to hit cleanup in the World Series.

"Friendly" UFOs sighted in Australia

People report being beamed aboard "friendly" UFOs. If they're friendly, wouldn't they just ask?

King Goerge turns military presence in Central Asia into Goatfuckistan

Aside from the useless, little bitch, Tony Blair, we literally have no allies anywhere on the planet now, thanks to "uniter-not-divider" King Goerge.

Egg-throwing punks get what was coming to them

They thought it was okay to egg passersby, but not for passersby to object.

Now one little asshole is dead and another is wounded. This is called the Law of Natural Consequences, or "Stir up some $#!+, and you're liable to get some $#!+ on you."

Recruiters scrape the bottom of the barrel

Marines reduced to begging for boots (new recruits) at...wait for it...OzzFest!

Six tattoos will disqualify a potential recruit, but Ozzy/Satan-worship won't. I'd love to see Gunny Ermey unload on a bunch of "grab-asstic" knotheads recruited at OzzFest, wouldn't you?

Remember 45 years ago when rethugs said JFK would be a Catholic first, then an American?

Now they're all for Judge Roberts who admits he'd be a Catholic first, and an Extreme Court judge if and when he could. Click and read what Scalia (yes, that one) said on the subject.

Halliburton wishes it could sell electricity to Iraq

But since it can't, they go next door. No electricity, no clean water...yeah, they're glad we're still there.

Iraq is seeking its neighbours' help to boost electricity supply to face serious shortages largely due to continuous sabotage, Iraqi Electricity Minister Mihsen Shalash has said.

"I have negotiated with all neighbouring countries, mainly Syria, Turkey and Iran and there are negotiations under way with Kuwait to complete the electricity linkup," Shalash told reporters on Sunday in Jordan, the last stop in a tour that included the United States, Germany and Iran.

No "Five degree guarantee" in Iraq forecast

King Goerge's brilliant military sorcerers predict future with stealth crystal ball, kevlar Tarot cards.

Turf wars cost lives in King Goerge's war on terr

Seattle had London bomber three years ago, but King Goerge's "Justice" Department fraked it up.

The Justice Department blocked efforts by its prosecutors in Seattle in 2002 to bring criminal charges against Haroon Aswat, according to federal law-enforcement officials who were involved in the case.

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Sunday, July 24, 2005

Pope prays for King Goerge to quit it

Asks God to "stay the hands of assassins." I remember who started Gulf War II, does he?

How mad at us would the muslim world be if we'd gone after Osama instead of Saddam's oil?

If this is what King Goerge calls whuppin' the terists...

...I'd hate to see what he considers hepping them out.

''Iraq has been an absolute gift to al-Qaida,'' said Paul Rogers, a professor of peace studies at England's Bradford University. ''[Al-Qaida] seems to have no difficulty in getting more and more recruits.''

If only some of us had warned 15 years ago (the first time people wanted to invade Iraq) that this is what would happen...

Whenever they call you names...and they will call you names...

...it'll usually be something like, "queer-lover," "Blame-America-firster," "America-hater," or "baby-eater." I suggest responding simply with, "And cancervatives are all liars, bullies, criminals and fascists." Better yet, just say you'll pray for them. And end the debate there. Waste none of your energy in contest with dolts.

Bored with Iraq, King Goerge readies for Iran

Having conquered continental Europe rather easily by June, 1940, Hitler turned his eyes towards North Africa and Russia. By early 1943, the Third Reich was finished, although it took nearly another year and a half for Nazi Germany to run completely out of warfighting ability as the allies closed in from the south, east and west. In the end, Hitler took the coward's way out and committed suicide.

What will King Goerge do between now and 2008? Will he continue to waste our resources in wars of conquest in the Middle East, and then, when all is lost, declare as Hitler did that we deserve annhilation for allowing ourselves to be defeated?

A recent poll shows that over half of America fears World War III. If it happens, it will be on King Goerge's head, and the heads of those who either supported him or didn't oppose him strongly enough. This latter group is what we used to call Democrats.

America's only hope lies in the 2006 mid-terms. Become involved however you can. Convince your friends to hold their noses and vote for Democrats. However spineless they are these days, at least they're not warmongerers and theo-fascists.

Between now and then, do what you can to convince your representatives in D. C. to oppose everything King Goerge wants. Let them know we really don't want America turned into a feudal theocracy.

We must fight till hell freezes over. Then we must fight on the ice. But mostly, we must fight. Only fighters can save America. Fight how you can, but fight. Get your mind around becoming a fighter. Have a fighter's mentality. Prepare to fight. Then, fight.

If we don't do this, we deserve what we get.