Saturday, June 25, 2005

Cancervatives want GIs to die in Iraq!

It's true. Someone tell Rove.

But I'm not talking about all cancervatives. Just those who are alive.

1734 KIA in Iraq, probably really 6-7000 if we include wounded who died in or on the way to hospitals elsewhere. Now they want kids to die in Iran...well, not their kids, of course. Your kids.

Big Dick and Dumsfeld want GIs to die in Iran soon, too

For the US hardliners, led by Vice-President Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld, the defence secretary, Mr Rafsanjani presents the danger of exacerbating the divisions between the US, which is essentially trying to contain Iran, and Europe which favours the engagement approach.

Let these folks know if you have something to say to Karl "Red" Rover

"This is a site set up for the purpose of receiving email from men and women serving currently in the United States military or veterans who are angry at Karl Rove's recent comments. I do not serve in the military myself, but I have two friends who have fought in Iraq--both good liberals.

"Let Karl Rove know that when it comes to defending the USA, there are no Democrats or Republicans, just Americans."


Young Rethuglicon Chickenhawks are cowards, hypocrites and sissies

"Hell, no, we can't go. You do it for us."

Now that I think about it, these worthless pussies would be more dangerous to their buddies in combat than the bad guys are. Would you want to depend on one of these snivvling, little weasles to watch your back in a shit storm?


In their own words.

"Frankly, I want to be a politician. I'd like to survive to see that," said Vivian Lee, 17, a war supporter visiting the convention from Los Angeles. (No one else ever had similar thoughts before enlisting.) She says she'd enlist "if there's another September 11."

"If there was a need presented, I would go," said Chris Cusmano, a 21-year-old member of the College Republicans organization from Rocky Point, N.Y. (If he'd listen to something besides FAUXNEWS and Der Ruschkopf, he'd know the Army and Marines have missed their recruiting goals for the last six months.)

"I physically probably couldn't do a whole lot" in Iraq, said Tiffanee Hokel, 18, of Webster City, Iowa, who called the war a moral imperative. She knows people posted in Iraq, but she didn't flinch when asked why she wouldn't go.

"I think I could do more here," Hokel said, adding that she's focusing on political action that supports the war and the troops.
"We don't have to be there physically to fight it," she said.


If we don't have to be there physically to fight it, why is anybody there at all?

These spoiled, useless slugs should just shut the hell up and slither back to their nice, cozy, little parallel universe where the help do all their dirty work for them.

King Goerge supports terists...

A report to be released Friday by Palestinian Media Watch singles out the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID), contending that it has ignored new congressional restrictions that the group helped craft last year on aid money. Specifically, the report points to American development assistance in the West Bank and Gaza that funds universities with student chapters of Hamas and Palestinian Islamic Jihad, which have funded roadwork for streets renamed to commemorate suicide bombers and television programming that encourages hatred of Jews.


...but not veterans

The Department of Veterans Affairs has delivered a $1 billion shock to the congressional budget process, admitting there is not enough money in its 2005 or 2006 budgets to continue providing health care to all eligible veterans.


King Goerge and his old man have killed more Iraqis than Saddam did

Will FAUXNEWS show pix of them in their drawers in the Haig prison for war criminals?


Suicide car bomb kills female marines in Iraq; Bush twins safe, thank God

Oh, that's right, they aren't in Iraq. Or uniform, either. Why not?


When he was 9, Rove got his ass kicked by a girl

"Mrs. Peel, you're needed."

Explains a lot, doesn't it? I bet Mary Carey could make him feel all better.

"At the age of 9, I put a Nixon bumper sticker on the wire basket in the front of my bicycle. Unfortunately, the little Catholic girl down the street was a couple years and about 20 pounds on me. She was for Kennedy.

"When she saw me on my bike with my bumper sticker for Nixon, she put me on the ground, flattened me out and gave me a bloody nose," he said.

Somebody find this woman.


The war on libruls heated up two years ago. Rove was just the latest offensive.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: "We were starting to believe that we were surrounded by them, by the ones that are the freaks in the limousine, the ones with the hairy armpits and the lesbian, whatever that is. We thought we were being surrounded by California.

"Today, today, I'm proud to tell you they are clear, we surround them."

He wasn't talking about terists. He was talking about you and me.

It started so easily. "They don't want us to get Saddam. They're worse than he is. Get 'em!" Now we're the real enemy.

Scroll down to "Proud to be an American"

Who wanted this war, Saddam or King Goerge?

49% Say KG Responsible for Provoking Iraq War
44% Say Hussein

June 23, 2005--Forty-nine percent (49%) of Americans say that President Bush is more responsible for starting the War with Iraq than Saddam Hussein. A Rasmussen Reports survey found that 44% take the opposite view and believe Hussein shoulders most of the responsibility.

In late 2002, months before the fighting began, most Americans thought that Hussein was the one provoking the War. Just one-in-four thought the President was doing the provoking at that time.
The biggest change in perceptions has come among Democrats.


Where are the Yellow Elephants?

Are they hitting private chrixtain schools and academies?

Recruiters are paying a high price, suffering from depression, headaches and stomach problems brought on by the tremendous pressure of having to find two new recruits per month to meet their quotas, avoid their commanders' wrath and fulfill their mission. One Texas recruiter told the New York Times' Damien Cave that he'd rather be fighting on the front lines of the war in Iraq than recruiting weary teenagers and coping with anxious parents in the states.


When compassionate, cancervative, chrixtain he-men go camping

They beat up lesbian teenagers with sledgehammers. Since he hasn't said otherwise, Jerry Falwell must be proud.


Theo-fascist "law" firm

They've been getting ready for decades, and it's paying off big time now. Meanwhile, Dems have been paying nice and trying to use reason, logic and facts to sell democracy at home. It's time to realize we're in a true civil war, and to behave accordingly if we expect the next generation to know what America is supposed to be.


Vote against Reagan one more time

It's a DISCOVERY CHANNEL poll. How Dutch got into the top five and FDR didn't is beyond me. How Dutch got into the top thousand is beyond me. Go vote three times and win one against the Gipper.


When was the flag sanctified, and by what priest?

Saying that flag burning is a "desecration" is itself an abomination by compassionate theo-fascists.

"As a minister, I am interested in that word desecration because I cannot recall when the American flag was first made into a holy or sacred object -— when it was sanctified. That old flag is grand, yes. Beautiful, yes. Venerable, yes. But not sacred. Not in this country, where, in the darkest days of World War II, Justice Robert Jackson wrote an eloquent statement for the Supreme Court on why the freedom the flag symbolizes must include the right to treat the flag itself as a mere symbol, not as a holy object. It was the Nazis -- our enemies in 1943 -- who sacralized their swastika and who outlawed its desecration. We knew better.

But to me, legislating against flag “desecration” is religiously obnoxious for another reason. This legislation expresses the very worst in bad religion -- the very worst in a domesticated empire -- loving Christianity that freely merges the flag with the cross in weepy transports of messianic nationalism.

This is a Christianity that went bad in the first place by holding out the myth of Original Innocence to White Americans. Original Innocence makes righteousness easy, even automatic. It’s a great concept. It means that we Chosen Ones are freed of any guilt for extracting our early material “greatness” from the unrequited toil of enslaved Africans; nor can we ever be guilty of shedding the innocent blood of Native Americans, Mexicans, Filipinos, Guatemalans, Haitians, Dominicans, Panamanians, Vietnamese, or Iraqis in our pursuit of empire; nor can we ever be guilty of greedily gobbling up the world’s natural resources while turning our backs on the world’s poorest. "


Big Bird safe...for now

Tennesseans may want to thank their representatives for a job well done.

William L. Jenkins, John J. Duncan, Zach Wamp, Lincoln Davis, Jim Cooper, Bart Gordon, John S. Tanner, Harold E. Ford, Jr. .
Contact your Congressperson.


The Moonie TIMES, the Unification Church, and their bitches in the GOP

A little history. Well, a lot of history.

Bookmark it and keep coming back to it until you know this history. Then use it when you're attacked by compassionate chrixtain theo-fascists working for the religious wrong.


Friday, June 24, 2005

"Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!"

I suggest this as our battle cry:

Say it to my face. Please.

Call me a traitor to my face. Name a time and place, or shut the hell up and move to South America with the other nazi and confederate holdouts.


Democrat GIs in Iraq really pissed at Rove; they like to say, "Republicans don't volunteer"

"My son and daughter both emailed me last night (from Iraq) wanting to know just who in the hell the Rove guy is. They both want to plaster his face everywhere around the bases they are stationed. It seems that Rove didn't know that a good percentage of enlisted folk were Democrats. They like to say around the bases that republicans don't volunteer."


King Goerge told his minions to call us traitors

The White House never releases this kind of thing, but did yesterday.

That means our president has authorized a civil war on over half the country because we are traitors and want GIs to die. I guess we should have a contest to see who looks the most French.

Republicans are not Americans. Their ancestors hated America, they hate America, and they will do anything to kill this ridiculous experiment called democracy so they can go back to a feudal theocracy the way their diseased brains tell them God intended our country to be.

Civil War II, which I've predicted for twenty years, has finally begun, whether you like it or not. We are at war. The game is afoot. Deal with it. You are their enemy. They will treat you as an enemy to be exterminated. They will come for you. I say, "Bring it on." They want a war, I'll give them a war. It's time to ruck up. No spectators allowed.

Get ready. Now. Not next week, NOW.


Who killed 1728 GIs, libruls or King Goerge?

Section 1. Short Title

This joint resolution may be cited as the "Authorization for Use of Military Force," passed unanimously on 14 September 2001.

It says in part:

(a) That the president is authorized to use all necessary and appropriate force against those nations, organizations, or persons he determines planned, authorized, committed, or aided the terrorist attacks that occurred on Sept. 11, 2011, or harbored such organizations or persons, in order to prevent any future acts of international terrorism against the United States by such nations, organizations or persons.

The joint resolution authorized King Goerge to go after Osama bin Hidin and everyone who helped him. Instead, King Goerge invaded Iraq. Now the whole world hates our country, and rethuglicons blame us?

Karl Rove and every living rethuglicon* can honk Bobo's nose.

(When their kids grow up, they can honk Bobo's nose, too.)


They're with us or against us.

Contact your Senators.

Contact your Congressperson.

Ask them either to support Rove or demand his termination. No third option. With us or against us.

I'm getting ready. Are you? If you're not sure how, leave your email in COMMENTS.


King Goerge keeps terists away from goat show

The bucolic and seemingly safe setting of a goat show turned into something far more sinister in Erlanger on Tuesday, when about 200 people participated in the Kentucky's first statewide agricultural terrorism exercise.

Emergency responders, public health and agricultural officials from 80 local, state and federal agencies met at Northern Kentucky University's Metropolitan Education and Training Services Center for the first part of a two-day agro-terrorism preparedness exercise.

The event was coordinated by the Kentucky Office of Homeland Security.


"Families of September 11" tell Rove to suck it

"As families whose relatives were victims of the 9/11 terror attacks, we believe it is an outrage that any Democrat, any Republican, any conservative or any liberal, stakes a "high ground" position based upon the September 11th death and destruction. Doing so assumes that all those who died and their loved ones would agree. In truth, some would and some would not. By definition the conduct is divisive and, because it is intended to be self-serving and politicizes 9/11, it is offensive.
"We are calling on Karl Rove to resist his temptations and stop trying to reap political gain in the tragic misfortune of others. His comments are not welcome."

Fuck Karl Rove. And his little dog, too.

Here is the fat, slobbering, nazi cocksucker's phone number in D. C..

(202) 456-2369 (Thanx to Americablog.)


1379 days later...

King Goerge still doesn't know where Osama's bin Hidin.

Here’s what ALL AMERICANS – liberals and conservatives -- understand:

It's been 1,379 days since September 11, 2001, and Osama Bin Laden remains on the loose. By comparison, World War II – from Pearl Harbor to the Japanese surrender – lasted 1,365 days.

I guess the difference is, this war is hard work.


Rich, white men want their own private military

First came private armies (militias). Then came the private air force (CAF). Now they want their own aircraft carrier (USS FORRESTAL). Click headline.

More on the Confederate Air Force.

They changed their name to Commemorative Air Force recently. But they were the Confederate Air Force for decades and, at heart, still are.

Learn to fly a jet fighter.

Buy a jet fighter.,%20Jet+Warbirds%20Classifieds.htm

And equip it with heavy machine guns.

(Surplus, linked ammo is only about $1.50 a round in bulk.)



Big Dick's divine prophecy: King Goerge is holy because of things that haven't happened yet

Iraq "will be enormous success story," says Big Dick, reading the future. Yeah, for Halliburton. Not so successful for 1728 KIAs thus far. But, hey, sacrifices must be made if the neocons are to take over the world as they were prophecied to do. The only reason anybody is successful is because God wills it. King Goerge, the Yankees, Osama bin Hidin...


"Calling Doktor Mengele; calling Doktor Mengele..."

Damn those treasonous libruls for telling Al Jazeera about this. 'Cause you know Old Al...if I say, "Bring the troops home," he'll run it. But if a rethuglicon says, "He said, 'Bring the troops home,'" Old Al will just let that pass.

Military doctors at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, have aided interrogators in conducting and refining coercive interrogations of detainees, including providing advice on how to increase stress levels and exploit fears, according to new, detailed accounts given by former interrogators.


Best cartoon of the week

Just go.

I wish I'd thought of it

Ebay shuts down auction of "F Dubya" license plate. Go read this for a great laugh.


Soon you'll pledge allegiance to the Chrixtain Flag of Amerika

Unless enough of us get ready in time...

"We hope you will take a minute and look the site over. Some of our story from the beginning, the Band Together Mission, our mission of the month, pictures, etc. are here."


"Soylent Green is people!"

Soylent Brown is cloned beef. Are we next?


Nazi calls King Goerge a nazi, quits nazi party

Better late than never. But don't trust her until she finishes the "Chu Hoi" re-education program.

Republican candidate calls Bush Admin 'Nazis,' quits party

A candidate for North Carolina Chief Justice of the North Carolina Supreme Court has announced on her campaign's blog that she is leaving the Republican Party and denounced the Bush administration's policy on troop withdrawal from Iraq. Rachel Lea Hunter, a Republican and a candidate for Chief Justice, likens Bush’s administration to the “Nazis” and says that all who disagree with the administration are being branded as “traitors”.


Kermit and Miss Piggy to marry, Teletubbies head to ex-gay therapy camp

Public Broadcasting Names New President

The Corporation for Public Broadcasting, already embroiled in controversy because of allegations of a liberal-leaning bias in its programming, chose a former Republican Party co-chairman Thursday as its president and chief executive.

Patricia S. Harrison, currently the assistant secretary of state for educational and cultural affairs, was selected following three days of closed-door meetings by the corporation's board of directors.

Now do you believe the civil war has already begun? Are you getting ready?


Voter fraud alive and well for next time

Historically, the exit polls are always right.

Let's see what happens in the mid-terms next year. Keep eyes peeled for Diebold and ES&S.

The liars and hucksters of the "American Center for Voting Rights" are at it again.

As those who remember our series exposing this phony Republican front-group will recall, the ACVR calls themselves a "non-partisan" group and claims a tax-exempt status in exchange for it.

They are, however, comprised of two key high-level GOP operatives: Mark F. "Thor" Hearne, the General Counsel for Bush/Cheney '04, Inc., and Jim Dyke, the Communications Director for the RNC.

ACVR has yet to produce their legal 501(c)3 paperwork -- which allows them tax-exempt status -- to us as they had promised, and when Thor Hearne testified at a Congressional hearing just three days after the creation of his phony organization in March, he identified himself only as a "long time voting rights advocate". Apparently he forgot to mention his or Dyke's direct connection with Bush/Cheney and the RNC.

In response to today's long-await report, "Democracy at Risk: The 2004 Election in Ohio", from the DNC on the problems, including massive voter disenfranchisement and other chicanery in Ohio during the 2004 Presidential Election, the ACVR has just released another smokescreen in favor of Voter Disenfranchisement, this time in the form of a Press Release in response to the DNC report.


I wonder if they're doing the same for private chrixtain "academies" and homeschools.

Contact your reps in D. C. and demand they find out.

Pentagon Creating Student Database

Recruiting Tool For Military Raises Privacy Concerns

The Defense Department began working yesterday with a private marketing firm to create a database of high school students ages 16 to 18 and all college students to help the military identify potential recruits in a time of dwindling enlistment in some branches.

The program is provoking a furor among privacy advocates. The new database will include personal information including birth dates, Social Security numbers, e-mail addresses, grade-point averages, ethnicity and what subjects the students are studying.

See, even if parents opt their kids out, there's still a file. Hmmm...


Wednesday, June 22, 2005

"Give to every other human being every right that you claim for yourself-that is my doctrine."

Me and Thomas Paine agree.

That said, fuck Karl Rove.


"Families of September 11" tell Rove to shut the hell up

Families of September 11

"As families whose relatives were victims of the 9/11 terror attacks, we believe it is an outrage that any Democrat, any Republican, any conservative or any liberal, stakes a "high ground" position based upon the September 11th death and destruction. Doing so assumes that all those who died and their loved ones would agree. In truth, some would and some would not. By definition the conduct is divisive and, because it is intended to be self-serving and politicizes 9/11, it is offensive.

"We are calling on Karl Rove to resist his temptations and stop trying to reap political gain in the tragic misfortune of others. His comments are not welcome."

Rove says we "didn't get 9/11."

He means as fodder for the slimiest, most divisive political campaign in our history.

That's because we're not fascist assholes who want to foment a civil war.

My answer to that fat, slobbering, nazi cocksucker is this: They attacked my country, too. The difference was then and is now that I want to find the motherfucker who attacked us, and couldn't care less about the guy who didn't attack us. King Goerge, on the other hand, couldn't care less about the guy who attacked us, and only cares about stealing another country's oil so he and his fascist neocon friends can rule the world and turn my country into a feudal theocracy. Fuck them. All of them. Twice. By gorillas with AIDS.

If we took up some money, maybe we could hire Mary Carey to go fuck Rove to death. It'd only take her two minutes. Then she could go look up the Bush twins.

Hey, Karl, GET THIS!

Here is the fat, slobbering, nazi cocksucker's phone number in D. C..

(202) 456-2369
Thanx to Americablog.

I'm getting ready. Are you? If you're not sure how, leave your email in COMMENTS.


I'd better not see one republican using flag napkins at a Fourth of July cookout

Why the flag-burning amendment is unnecessary, illegal and unconstitutional


There has been ONE flag-burning incident that I've been able to document in the past year. Do they really believe the inability to burn flags will turn people into republicans? Doesn't the House have anything better to do? Couldn't they be getting more equipment for the kids in Iraq? Or getting them the hell out of Iraq? Alive, I mean.


If I buy a flag with my money, it's my flag. My private property, just like a shirt, a car or a house. What I do with or to it is none of anyone else's business, including the federal government's, provided it doesn't harm another person. Harm is the operative word here. For example, in order to win a lawsuit, the plaintiff must prove harm. Not a difference of opinion, but harm. Not annoyance, but harm. Not offense to sensibilities, but harm. If I burn my own flag without harming someone else, it's my business, no one else's.


If I fly a flag to express, say, my patriotism, support for a war, in celebration of July 4, or if I just wave it at a president as he passes by in a parade, I'm expressing a political opinion protected by the First Amendment. Conversely, if I burn a flag to express, say, my patriotism, objection to a war, or a president's behavior, I'm expressing a political opinion protected by the First Amendment. The First Amendment exists specifically to enumerate and protect freedoms colonials didn't have under their King George, but that the founding fathers determined to ensure new Americans would have forever.

Under English rule, if you said, "The king is fat," even though he was, you could be imprisoned. The Supreme Court has ruled time and again that, in principle, the First Amendment says that we may say that the king is fat so long as it's true. If we say things that aren't true, then we can cause--here's that word again--harm, and move into the realm of libel (written) and slander (spoken).

Flag burning is neither libel nor slander. It's just unpopular with a lot of people. The First Amendment is crystal clear in protecting unpopular and even offensive political speech. We may dissent any way we choose. What we may not do is shout, "Fire!" in a crowded movie theater (when there isn't a fire) because it can cause--wait for it--harm in the ensuing stampede.

A soldier's oath includes, "I solemnly swear to defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic." Not a word about the flag. It is in defending the Constitution--all of it, even the parts we don't agree with--that we guarantee our freedoms and everyone else's freedoms equally. To date, 1728 soldiers that we know of have died upholding their oaths. The flags on their shoulders represent the Constitution they swore to defend. I wonder how many of them realized that.

The flag is a magnificent symbol of my country, the greatest place to live on Earth. I would never burn a flag, and would discourage others from burning flags. But while the flag is a great symbol of a great nation, it's still only a symbol. The flag didn't create this great country. The Constitution did. The Constitution is infinitely more important because it's a specific document, the very one that expresses what our nation is meant to be. The flag represents the name of our great country. But the Constitution IS the country. We can live without a flag. We cannot live without the Constitution.

Congress would do better to pass an amendment against wiping one's butt with the Constitution as republicans are wont to do. We're now fighting another King Goerge, this time not to gain independence from tyranny, but to maintain it. The flag is not what's at risk of disappearing. It's the Constitution that's being ignored, trampled and used for toilet paper by a tyrant and his followers who would turn out country back in time to the pre-Revolution days of feudalism and theocracy.

It's a tragic day for our country when the flag means more to certain people than the Constitution does.


I wonder how many compassionate, patriotic, chrixtain hate groups will promote the slogan, "Burn fags, not flags."

No more doubt about it: Election Day was rigged in Ohio

Likely most other places, too. Here's the report.

Also, keep up with Bev Harris, author of "Black Box Voting." (Google)


Big Brother gets access to Social Security records

Aren't republicans for smaller gubmnt?


Meet one of our compassionate, theo-fascist, chrixtain founding fathers: Benjamin Franklin

He was a scientist, an abolitionist and womanizer into his '70s. Hmm...doesn't quite fit with today's definition of "chrixtain nation," does it?


He's not the only one

"'I got sick of preachers telling me how great Reagan was,'" Dave "Mudcat" Saunders, a man on a mission to win back rural voters, tells The Weekly Standard's Matt Labash. "'Jesus don't give endorsements,' Mudcat thunders. 'He don't give a damn about partisan politics. G-O-P, God's Only Party--that's bool-sheet..I know this, because when I'm in politics, and pray about it, I don't get any answers. But when I pray about my heart, I get an answer right now.'"

He really does hate America, doesn't he? Was his first girlfriend a mule?


Chrixtain dominionists: Satanics or fascists?

Am I denigrating and demonizing them, or just reporting what they say and do?

"Christians everywhere need to ponder the statement of Christ to Pilate, the representative of Roman worldly power, in response to Pilate’s question: “Are you the King of the Jews?” Christ’s reply was: “My Kingdom is not of this world.” Many people claiming to follow Christ have chosen to ignore or to conveniently forget this statement.

For example, George Grant, Executive Director for many years of the immensely popular and powerful Coral Ridge Ministries in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, wrote in his book “The Changing of the Guard: Biblical Principles for Political Action” (pp. 50-51):
Christians have an obligation, a mandate, a commission, a holy responsibility to reclaim the land for Jesus Christ -- to have dominion in civil structures, just as in every other aspect of life and godliness."


Air Force Academy grudgingly admits theo-fascists aren't the only Americans

The U.S. Air Force Academy failed to accommodate the diverse religious needs of cadets and staff, although there has been no overt discrimination, a military investigative panel concluded Wednesday.

From all reports, and I do mean all, the cadets who were bullied by compassionate theo-fascist classmates, faculty and cadre would not agree with this assessment.


Another great day in beautiful, downtown Baghdad

Well, maybe not for these three GIs who got killed. But at least the bad guys who killed them are in their last throes, or something.


Marine general, effectively ending his career, says global war on terism "wrong concept"

Clearly he hates America and wants to live in Syria since he thinks King Goerge and the neocons shouldn't rule the world. He's probably queer, too. What did he use for toilet paper in his foxhole, the Bible? Damn jarhead, giving aid and comfort to the enemy like this...

"...This is no more a war on terrorism than World War II was a war on submarines. It’s not just semantics . . . Words have meaning. And these words are leading us down to the wrong concept.”


The whole muslim world hates us. Thanks, King Goerge, for making us...safer?

America's real enemies are the librulmedia for telling about prisoner abuse.

Pattern of human rights violations and prisoner abuse has entrenched U.S. image as occupier, not liberator, in Muslim world.


King Goerge supports the troops with...some of what they need

Tanks and trucks are simply wearing out. Troops need more of every type machine gun. Meanwhile, rethuglicons party at Paris Air taxpayer expense.

Given that they ought not be there in the first place, how can you "support the troops" by sending them off to fight without what they need? I guess it's a self-answering question since sacrifices must be made for us to keep paying Halliburton, yes?

I bet daddy could afford body armor for his twins

(Very short commercial at Salon, then article.)

Heck, I bet there are plenty of lobbyists who'd buy the Bush girls some flak vests, CamelBaks, sunscreen, portable DVD players and new M4 carbines. And probably their own up-armored HMMWV from Pony Maples.


It doesn't matter if Vioxx kills people, it only matters if they buy it

Why don't the compassionate, theo-fascist chrixtains consider poison like this a threat to families, and stuff? I guess because it only kills people. Now, if it made people gay or look French...

NEW YORK - Merck & Co. researchers privately raised concerns in 2000 that Vioxx might increase cardiovascular side effects, even as the drug maker was publicly playing down a study that highlighted the pain relief medication's potential heart attack risk, an internal company document shows.


Did Dr. First violate TN medical rule with Schiavo diagnosis?

"When Bill Frist stood on the floor of the U.S. Senate in March and diagnosed Terry Schiavo in Florida, he may have violated a Tennessee medical rule that requires a special license to practice telemedicine."

File your complaint here.

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Blasts from the past

Monday, June 20, 2005

Proven: For every gay couple who marry, a straight couple must get divorced

And I thought I divorced my X 21 years ago because she was crazy. What gay couple do I have to thank for rescuing me?


Now you can live on Downing Street.

We all live on Downing Street as long as King Goerge lives on Pennsylvania Ave.

Scroll down.


Friday, June 17, 2005

If the rethuglicons had gotten their way, these brave women never would have been there.

And a dozen more GIs would be dead.


Tuesday, June 14, 2005

I pledge allegiance to the chrixtain flag of the Chrixtain States of Amerika

She's making us a Chrixtain Spangled Banner.


Friday, June 10, 2005

If the Ministry of Trooth had edited the Declaration of Independence before sending it to the printer.

No wonder the air smelled so foul here yesterday. I thought a sewer had backed up.

King Goerge and 11,000 Baptists, all in the same place...whew!

King Goerge was here, praising theo-fascists for their pro-ignorance, hatemongering "family values." Yes, only theo-fascists have or even came from families. The rest of us were created in Petrie dishes and raised in librul indoctrination camps where we learned to read and think for ourselves so we can hate and want to destroy real families.

Wonder why he didn't tell them to enlist for his war of lies for Jesus, fiberty and oil...


Constitution doesn't apply to Baptists

Congress shall make no law respecting the freedom of religion, so White House will take care of the problem...for those who support him.

Bush promotes funding for religious groups

WASHINGTON - President Bush on Tuesday told the Southern Baptist Convention a compassionate society would rely more on religious groups to provide social services and oppose expanded embryonic stem cell research.

Bush renewed his call for Congress to pass a law that would allow religious groups with federal contracts to consider questions of faith when making employment decisions. With such legislation long stalled, the president has bypassed Congress and made more money available to such groups through executive orders and regulations.

I propose those same groups provide soldiers for unnecessary wars, too.


Falwell hates Hillary more than war, corporate piracy, deadly pharmaceuticals

Fat, theo-fascist abomination told the Southern Baptist Convention meeting in Nashville yesterday that the Christian group now has its eye on defeating Hillary Clinton if she runs in the next presidential election.


Send in the Yellow Elephant

Elephant, as in young rethuglicons, and Yellow, as in cowards. Their convention might not be the self-indulgent party they expect when they get asked to enlist for the war they demanded.


While GIs do without proper armor, rethuglicon congressmen party at Paris Air Show

And refuse to say what it cost.

That is why we're at war, isn't it? To defend their freedom to waste our money?


55% of those killing GIs in Iraq are King Goerge's best friends

They're...wait for it...Saudis.


Lynching victims brought it on themselves

Depends on what your definition of "good" is.

Compassionate chrixtain preacher klucker convicted of 1964 murders.

Majur said the Klan "did a lot of good up here" and said he was not personally aware of the organization's bloody past.

"As far as I know (the klan is) a peaceful organization," Majure said. His comment was met with murmurs in the packed courtroom.


Everything you remember is wrong

Great cartoon proves we just don't remember what King Goerge really said before starting his war.


I was wrong. Turns out, we do have some terists amongst us.

They're just not Osama's boys. Does Osama have any boys left? I'd say not since nothing has happened since 9/11. Remember, there hasn't been a single terist alert since election day when there used to be one every 20 minutes. Hmmm...

Violence by environmental and animal rights extremists against U.S. drug makers has increased so much in recent years that it's currently the FBI's top domestic terrorism issue, a top agency official says.


Young Rethuglicons refuse advertising that would ENCOURAGE military service among...Young Rethuglicons

Not very good capitalists yet, are they? Soon they'll understand that money is money, and get prepared for life as a corporate whore.

"We are sorry but we must regretfully reject this advertisement. We feel that the tone of the message is too negative."

Funny, when I encouraged young rethuglicon chickenhawks last month to enlist and fight in their king's holy war, I got called a traitor. I still can't figure out why. Any ideas?

Remember, these are the folks who admitted publicly they're fantasizing about the day they can round us up. Let's see, how does that go again...oh, yeah, "Bring it on."


Keep tabs on these folks. We may like them.

Christian Alliance for Progress is newest member of the religious left.


Write to Sen. Durbin from the AFA theo-fascists!

Erase the hate letter, write your own supporting one from the hate group's own website. How will the American Fascist Association react to finding out that they support Sen. Durbin and his remarks about Gitmo? Find out.


King Goerge finally plans to see Vietnam

Gore and Kerry saw it 30 years ago. Where was Prince Goerge? AWOL, and still is.


Patriotic chickenhawk brownshirts bedevil man who remembers war dead

Reminds me of when I got called a traitor for encouraging young rethuglicons to enlist for their king's war.

City tells him to take down legal yard memorial showing pictures of Iraq KIAs.

Norton says that by day, many people, including veterans, stop by and thank him for keeping the sacrifices of the soldiers and their families in the public eye. But by night he is harassed by anonymous antagonists, including one who shined a spotlight into his 6-year-old daughter's window.


Tuesday, June 21, 2005

This isn't political talk, this is true

"Their sand. Our oil. Every young republican's duty."

When he checks into prison, King Goerge should be tarred and feathered every day for 35 years

"(T)here's evidence that Bush not only deliberately relied on false intelligence to justify an attack, but that he would have willingly used any excuse at all to invade Iraq. And that he was obsessed with the notion well before 9/11—indeed, even before he became president in early 2001.

"In interviews I conducted last fall, a well-known journalist, biographer and Bush family friend who worked for a time with Bush on a ghostwritten memoir said that an Iraq war was always on Bush's brain.

"He was thinking about invading Iraq in 1999," said author and Houston Chronicle journalist Mickey Herskowitz. "It was on his mind. He said, 'One of the keys to being seen as a great leader is to be seen as a commander-in-chief.' And he said, 'My father had all this political capital built up when he drove the Iraqis out of Kuwait and he wasted it.' He went on, 'If I have a chance to invade…, if I had that much capital, I'm not going to waste it. I'm going to get everything passed that I want to get passed and I'm going to have a successful presidency.'"


Why we don't have to "denigrate or demonize" theo-fascist, chrixtain wackos

They do it to themselves. All we do is report what they say.

Read this book review, "Who Would Jesus Kill?" for a good example. I'm not sure if he means this, or if he's pulling our legs. We should show it around and ask the theo-fascists in our daily lives to comment on it.


Who "denigrates and demonizes" who?

This is why the Yellow Elephant must include theo-fascist televangelists.

Cancervative chrixtain boycott of Army could explain some of today's recruiting problems.

They organized a nationwide boycott of the Army over Wicca. Read some of the lies they told along the way. Then ask yourself--and any of them you have the misfortune to encounter--who "denigrates and demonizes" who?


Dad picks up $600 tab for son's Iraq body armor

Taxpayers paid for Prince Goerge's flying lessons 35 years ago on an obsolete jet fighter, but now this happens. I guess sacrifices must be made if we're to pay Halliburton.

Marine Pfc. Jeremy Tod, 19, called home with news that his superiors were urging him and fellow Marines to buy special military equipment, including flak jackets with armor plating, to enhance the prospects of their survival. The message was that such purchases were to be made by Marines with their own money.

"He said they strongly suggested he get this equipment because when they get to Iraq they will wish they had," Tod said. Total estimated cost: $600.

Tod said his son's call about two weeks ago from the Marine Corps Air Station-Yuma was a sobering reminder that the military is not prepared to equip Pfc. Tod and fellow Marines with the best equipment.

Besides the essential flak jacket with steel "trauma" plates, the shopping list for the 5-foot-5 155-pound Marine included a Camelbak (water pouch) special ballistic goggles, knee and elbow pads, a "drop pouch" to hold ammunition magazines and a load-bearing vest.

Tod, 45, is picking up the tab for a son who blew most of his savings on a new pickup truck. And dad says he is tempted to forward the bill to the Pentagon. "Or maybe I can write it off in taxes," he said with a grin.


Suppose they gave a war, but didn't tell anybody?

Iraq war started too early

Attacks preceded congressional OK

"It seemed clear that Bush had made up his mind to take military action, even if the timing was not yet decided," the document says. "But the case was thin. Saddam was not threatening his neighbours, and his WMD capability was less than that of Libya, North Korea or Iran." As the document states, "the intelligence and facts were being fixed around the policy."

The document is damning, particularly coupled with the testimony of former Bush ghostwriter Mickey Herskowitz that Bush was talking about invading Iraq as early as 1999. But it's even more disturbing as we start learning that this administration began actively fighting the Iraq war well in advance of the March 2003 official attack -- before both congressional authorization in October 2002 and the United Nations' November resolution requiring Saddam Hussein to open the country to inspectors.


How many of you believed they wouldn't collect air passengers' private info?

Is there someone who can start putting these lying, fascist criminals in jail?

WASHINGTON - The federal agency in charge of aviation security collected extensive personal information about airline passengers even though Congress forbade it and officials said they wouldn't do it, according to documents obtained Monday by The Associated Press.


Grieving families demand truth from King Goerge, but don't hold their breath

"The article (on the Downing Street Memo) has helped me understand my anger towards the President and his underhanded, dishonest and dangerous policies in Iraq." (Relative of dead marine.)


Saddam misses Dutch, the rest of us don't

The jailed former Iraqi leader described how Reagan, who was president during the time of Iraq's 1980-88 war with Iran, sold him planes and helicopters. "Reagan and me, good,"' Saddam said, according to the article by Lisa DePaulo in the July issue that goes on sale June 28.

"He said, 'I wish things were like when Ronald Reagan was still president,"' said one of the soldiers who guarded him.


Chrixtain time travelers can keep libruls from ever making America what the founding fathers designed

What if they build this thing, then go back and kill Gen. Smedley Butler before he rats out the fascists who were planning to overthrow FDR in 1933?

They could go back and kill Lincoln before he freed the slaves.

They could even go back and help the British defeat Washington so their ancestors never have to be bothered with libruls in the first place.

And they can go back even further and lay claim to all the land that sits over oil fields. Good news is, they can only go back 6000 years. I mean, that's how old the Earth is, right?


Does the New King Goerge Bible leave out that bit about "false witness?"

It's just amazing to look back on what "chrixtains" said about Terri Schiavo's husband. Don't hold your breath until they apologize and repent.


You think I'm hyperbolizing when I say they want to round us up?

Read this.

A volunteer contacted a bunch of young rethuglicon chickenhawks to encourage them to enlist for their king's war. Here are some of the responses. This is all true or I wouldn't post it. (Scroll down to Taskforce Burnplant)


"Definitely. I await the day we get to round up all those bastard Democrats and send them to the Canadian Gulag." (


"I'm a bit busy at the moment, but when I get some time I'll go round up some of those misguided Kerry supporters for reeducation. They are the greater threat. They bring death and destruction to the United States every day and must be stopped!" ( WE bring death and destruction?


"We're real....we have a web site so of course we are real. And our Young Republicans group is the largest in Eastern Washington which is half of the state!

"I personally don't see how this "joking around" is at the expense of our military personnel. We support the troops, don't get me wrong. I just don't see how advocating for the forceful removal of democrats from our society would do anything but HELP our military do their jobs more effectively!" (

When they come for me, I'll have a surprise or two for them. And I ask again, are you getting ready? If you don't know what I mean or need assistance, say so in COMMENTS and leave your email.


Why did the Young Republican Chickenhawk cross the road?

To avoid the Army recruiter.

Chickenhawks can be any age, either gender

You can still find plenty of folks arguing that we have to stay the course, or even raise the stakes by sending more troops to the war zone. But from the very start of this war the loudest of the flag-waving hawks were those who were safely beyond military age themselves and were unwilling to send their own children off to fight.

A woman in the affluent New York suburb of Ridgewood, N.J., who has a daughter in high school and a younger son, said: "I would not want my children to go. If there wasn't a war it would be different. I support the war and I think we need to be there. But it's not going well. It's becoming like Vietnam. It's a very bad situation. But we can't leave."

Is it just me, or does she sound like an alcoholic who knows she needs to quit drinking, but can't?


Monday, June 20, 2005

All rethuglicons are criminals and should be locked up. Ohio is a sewer and should be sold to...I don't care, just move it somewhere else.

We'll throw in Florida for nothing.

Ohio rethuglicons knew about "Coingate" before November elections, but...wait for it...covered it up so it wouldn't hurt King Goerge.

At the same time - beneath the surface and out of public view - allegations were swirling that Tom Noe had laundered contributions into President Bush's campaign, and facts were emerging that the Ohio Bureau of Workers' Compensation had lost $215 million meant for injured workers in a Bermuda hedge-fund.

Now, more than six months later, those bombshells have created the biggest state government scandal in decades in Ohio. Democrats are charging that Republican leaders suppressed the potentially explosive information until all the votes were counted to save the President's re-election campaign.

The Blade has learned that the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Northern District of Ohio knew of the campaign-finance allegations against Mr. Noe about three weeks before the November, 2004, election, giving it little time to do a thorough investigation.

Mr. Noe, a Toledo-area coin dealer, was chairman of the Bush-Cheney campaign in northwest Ohio.


Top Brit diplomat calls King Goerge and his bitch, Blair, liars and war criminals

New movie, "The Blair Bitch Project," out soon.

WMD claims were 'totally implausible'

A key Foreign Office diplomat responsible for liaising with UN inspectors says today that claims the government made about Iraq's weapons programme were "totally implausible".

He tells the Guardian: "I'd read the intelligence on WMD for four and a half years, and there's no way that it could sustain the case that the government was presenting. All of my colleagues knew that, too".


Ritter: King Goerge has already begun his war with Iran

The reality is that the US war with Iran has already begun. As we speak, American over flights of Iranian soil are taking place, using pilotless drones and other, more sophisticated, capabilities.

The violation of a sovereign nation's airspace is an act of war in and of itself. But the war with Iran has gone far beyond the intelligence-gathering phase.

President Bush has taken advantage of the sweeping powers granted to him in the aftermath of 11 September 2001, to wage a global war against terror and to initiate several covert offensive operations inside Iran.

The most visible of these is the CIA-backed actions recently undertaken by the Mujahadeen el-Khalq, or MEK, an Iranian opposition group, once run by Saddam Hussein's dreaded intelligence services, but now working exclusively for the CIA's Directorate of Operations.

It is bitter irony that the CIA is using a group still labelled as a terrorist organisation, a group trained in the art of explosive assassination by the same intelligence units of the former regime of Saddam Hussein, who are slaughtering American soldiers in Iraq today, to carry out remote bombings in Iran of the sort that the Bush administration condemns on a daily basis inside Iraq.


PROVEN: For every gay couple who marry, a straight couple must divorce

And all this time I thought I divorced my X because she was crazy, not because some homos got hitched. What gay couple do I have to thank for rescuing me 21 years ago?

Theo-physicists at Falwell's Liberty University prove conclusively that there is a finite number of possible marriages in the universe. Ergo, if fags and dykes tie the knot, others get pushed out the other end of the pipeline. This isn't political talk, this is true. (TIPTTIT).


Why the theo-fascists love Terri Schiavo so much

They're all brain dead, too.


"Heart of the Beholder:" A true story of theo-fascist vigilantism

All they wanted to do was run video stores. Then the "good people" of the community objected.

See also:

We're always glad such people are chrixtains. Imagine what raging assholes they'd be without Jesus in their hearts.

It probably won't ever find a distributor willing to stand up to the theo-fascists, so buying a copy may be your only way to see this important new movie.


Chrixtain hypocrite Reed endorses casino gambling

What would Jesus bet on, red or black?

At least we can infer that since he took their money for his campaign in North Carolina. It's such a pretty state; why doesn't he go contaminate Alabama or Mississippi. Or SOUTH Carolina? They're still fighting the Civil War there, so he should be


Army still doesn't consider VR-WC, televangelists "influencers"

Why aren't all the broadcast superpatriots telling people to sign up for their king's holy war?


Why Jimmy Carter quit the Southern Baptists

Carter bemoaned the “melding ... between the Republican Party and the more conservative Christians,” saying: “This is not only an anomaly, but I think is contrary to the best interests of our democratic principles.”


Gold Star mother Sheehan: Soldiers don't take oath of allegiance to a president

She's right. The oath requires GIs to swear to "defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic." Nothing about a president, nothing about a flag.

Notice what group published this article. They're called, "christians," not "chrixtains."


A new Declaration of Independence

Long, but apt.


Poster for Young Rethuglicon Convention

If they're 18-39 and voted for King Goerge, but aren't in uniform, they should be required to wear yellow chicken feathers.


JOKE OF THE DAY: Why did the young rethuglicon chickenhawk cross the road?

To avoid the Army recruiter. (Ba-dump-Ching!)

Anyone else?

Now you can live on "Downing Street"

Keep signs up until King Goerge and his entire junta are impeached and sent to jail for life.

(Scroll down.)


Patriotic librarians tell Big Brother to honk Bobo's nose

In some cases, agents used subpoenas or other formal demands to obtain information like lists of users checking out a book on Osama bin Laden. Other requests were informal - and were sometimes turned down by librarians who chafed at the notion of turning over such material, said the American Library Association, which commissioned the study.


King Goerge is FINALLY a uniter...for Iran's hardliners!

Yep, he pulled another Goergie and motivated even more of our enemies.

TEHRAN, Iran - Iran's spy chief used just two words to respond to White House ridicule of last week's presidential election: "Thank you." His sarcasm was barely hidden. The backfire on Washington was more evident.

The sharp barbs from President Bush were widely seen in Iran as damaging to pro-reform groups because the comments appeared to have boosted turnout among hard-liners in Friday's election — with the result being that an ultraconservative now is in a two-way showdown for the presidency.

"I say to Bush: `Thank you,'" quipped Intelligence Minister Ali Yunesi. "He motivated people to vote in retaliation."
And God put this guy in office? Twice? If that's true, God had better stay out of politics from now on.


Rethuglicons are pathological liars: Condo needs medical help, too

She says they warned us Iraq would take a long time. But Big Dick and Dumsfeld, to name a few, said the opposite two years ago.

Do they really believe we don't keep track of their lies?

When will the Dems muster up some collective spinal fluid and impeach these criminals?


King Goerge doesn't recognize Iran's rigged election, but seems okay with benefitting from two of ours

TEHRAN, June 18 - The race for the presidency in Iran was thrown into turmoil on Saturday when the third-place finisher accused conservative hard-liners of rigging the election and cutting him out of the runoff vote next week, which will be between a former president and the conservative mayor of Tehran.


All rethuglicons are congenital liars. They can't help themselves. They should be hospitalized.

CPB chairman Tomlinson lied about wrecking NPR and PBS for King Goerge. TIPTTIT.


You have to be a pathological liar to work for King Goerge, who is also a pathological liar

They all should be sedated and locked up. They're a danger to themselves and others.

How could this happen? As Mr. Spock would say, there are two possibilities: One, King Goerge's people are incompetent, and lie to cover up their lack of qualifications for their jobs. Two, they know King Goerge's talk about terists is just that, talk, and that there really aren't hordes of ragheaded terists who hate us for our freedoms and are coming here to kill us all .

In sworn testimony that contrasts with their promises to the public, the FBI managers who crafted the post-Sept. 11 fight against terrorism say expertise about the Mideast or terrorism was not important in choosing the agents they promoted to top jobs.


Get your "Impeach Bush" buttons and bumper stickers here

I wish they had one saying, "Republicans should be impeached for lying to Congress, too."

Will King Goerge the Pathological ever learn to keep his lies straight?

"This is not political talk, this is true."

(Which time, Goerge?)

September 2001--September 2003: "Saddam helped with 9/11."

September 2003: "We've had no evidence that Saddam Hussein was involved with the September 11th."

June 2005: “We went to war because we were attacked."


Sunday, June 19, 2005


It's all hard work, isn't it Goerge?

May 1, 2003: "Mission Accomplished"

June 18, 2005: "This mission isn't easy, and it will not be accomplished overnight."

Meanwhile, 1720 GIs have died for his lies.

Or is it really of last January?

Goto lower right of page, see posts from 6/18 2005. They were supposed to be on this page.

Tell us something we don't know, Chuck

Rethuglicon senator says, "The White House is completely disconnected from reality."

Okay, he's your boy. What are you going to do about him?


King Goerge's lies and crimes may be old news to some people...

...but this week's KIAs in Iraq are new news to their families.

Fuck King Goerge and his twins who ought to be driving five-ton trucks down IED-lined highways in Iraq. And while we're at it, fuck Cheney and his criminal friends at Halliburton. And his little dog, too.

I'll gladly pay for a truckload of tar and feathers.


King Goerge's feelings hurt that people don't like being lied to or watching their kids die for those lies

Yeah, well, fuck him for the lying, corrupt, fascist warmonger he is.

The president’s (whining and snivvling) follow(s) complaints in his own party that the public has been misled about the coalition’s difficulties in Iraq.

Almost 100 Americans and several hundred Iraqis have died since the beginning of last month despite a claim by Dick Cheney, the vice-president, that the insurgency was in its “last throes”. (Thank God they aren't still fighting hard.)

There have also been complaints in military circles that the president has recently been more concerned with his proposed reforms to the US pension system — which is supposedly in danger of collapsing by 2047 — than in publicly discussing the effort in Iraq.

“He’s out in the sticks talking about a social security problem that might occur in 2047, and meanwhile the boys in Iraq are getting killed and injured every day,” said one officer, effectively killing his career. “Don’t you find that a little odd?”

With mid-term elections next year, Republican senators and congressmen have been complaining that continuing deadlock in Iraq will drag their party to defeats that appeared unthinkable after Bush’s re-election last November. (They don't give a shit about 1720 dead GIs, only re-election. Fuck them until they send their kids to war. And even then, fuck them.)

“People are breaking ranks and saying, ‘You know what, things are not hunky-dory’,” said Joseph Crowley, a New York Democrat congressman who was surprised when an initiative he sponsored calling for an exit strategy was supported by 13 Republicans.


Impeach the liar: King Goerge still blames Iraq for 9/11

Somebody please impeach this lying, fascist, warmongering scumbag

"We went to war (with people who didn't and couldn't attack us) because we were attacked (by somebody else who didn't and wouldn't cooperate with those other people who didn't and couldn't attack us), and we are at war (in a country that didn't and couldn't attack us) today because there are still people (whom we can't find) out there (somewhere, we have no idea where) who want to harm our country and hurt our citizens (because I started this war)," the Piece-of-Shit-in-Thief said Saturday in his weekly radio pack of lies and bullshit.


Misleading Congress is an impeachable offense. Does anybody care?

At least KG didn't get the White House. Maybe we'd all be better off if he had.


Is a bag of burned Korans a hate crime when we're at war, but not with Islam itself?

BLACKSBURG, Va. (AP) — A bag stuffed with burned Korans was left in front of an Islamic center, shocking members when they arrived for prayers.