Saturday, January 22, 2005

King Goerge's Missing Paragraph Found!

Missing page either stolen by terists or anti-bush bush-bashers who were hating christianity and Amerika while looking French and bashing bush. Fortunately, Imperious Leader's glorious words have been found and now can bring fiberty, greedom and lemocracy to the world.

"We want the world to learn christian math which proves 2+2=5. Two plus two equaling five means liberty for math students in every country. We want them to have the freedom to understand that 2+2=5, and the liberty to spread the truth to other peoples oppressed by tyranny. Knowing that 2+2=5 sets people free to have liberty, and liberates them to be free. Only when free people have liberty can they have the liberty to be free. That is why we want the world to have the free liberty to be freely liberated and free."

King Goerge Forgets to Remind Us of His Glorious Victories in Iraq and Afghanistan

Missing pages of speech possibly stolen by terists or French-looking anti-Bush Bush-bashers protesting and bashing Bush while hating christianity and Amerika.

King Goerge's Fiberty, Greedom and Lemocracy Not Loved By Rest of Planet

King Goerge Pretends We're All Stupid Enough To Believe His $*@$%# About Spreading Freedom, Liberty and Democracy. But, As Always, He's Wrong. That's His Middle Name.

We all know he's actually a fascist who wants Amerika to be a feudal theocracy, and for his fascist neocon friends to conquer the world. Fortunately the rest of the world is immune to the vast, right-wing conspiracy's lies and propaganda, and sees through his lies and propaganda.

Friday, January 21, 2005

King Goerge Comes Out of His Closet

"And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men... But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hath shut the door, pray to thy Father which is in secret... But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathens do..." (Matthew 6: 5-7)

King Goerge Nominates Trial Lawyer Who Defended Terist Financier

Pro-Terist Trial Lawyer to Keep Amerika Safe from Terists (?)

Federal Appeals Court Judge Michael Chertoff’s ties to the financiers of the Sept. 11 attacks may prevent his confirmation as Homeland Security Chief.

King Goerge Liberates Freedom By Overthrowing Haiti's Elected President

King Goerge Spreads Democracy, Freedom and Stuff by Ousting Haiti's Democratically-elected President Jean Bertrand-Aristide

Caribbean Community Bloc (CARICOM) Refuses to Recognize, New, Unelected Government. (Some of us in Amerika have had the same thoughts for the past four years.)

Thursday, January 20, 2005

King Goerge Honors Troops by Revoking Their Purple Hearts

He didn't get one, why should they?

King Goerge Wants You!

Why aren't you in uniform helping him fight his holy war for WMDs and 9/11? What's the matter, don't you want to help your king spread freedom and democracy in countries he's conquered to make us safe from terists?

King Goerge Vows to Spread Democracy Here and Abroad

King Goerge sprays freedom and democracy on citizens during Coronation Day.

A Dark Day for Democracy

Religious services for democracy abound as worst president ever gets crowned King of Amerika

Amerika Takes Next Step Toward Feudal Theocracy

Illiterate, drunk, AWOL, failed at every business he tried, pretended to be born again to enter politics, unelected (twice!), corrupt, lying, warmongering, fascist, wipes his butt with the Constitution redneck abomination crowned King of Amerika as majority of voters despise his Iraq War and economic policies.

Thank God for the Diebold and ES&S electronic voting machines. Who needs a a free election when God wants you to turn Amerika into a theocratic, feudal Europe where a few old, white men own everything, and the rest of us are to be glad we're serfs, and not slaves...although slavery has never been very far from the table.
Kennebunkport Corleone WASPs Seize Firm Control of America Inc. on Inauguration Day, 2005. War is peace, freedom is slavery, imperialism is spreading freedom, and 2+2=5. Halliburton to build concentration camps in midwest for liberals and all their queer and dark-skinned friends.

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

What Didn't Jesus Do?

According to my Bible, Jesus didn't tell lies, teach hatred, steal money or invade countries. But if one believes today's Compassionate Cancervative Neocon Christians, He did.
Do CCNCs, as I will call them, have a new Bible, translated from the original Klingon by those world famous Bible scholars, Spawn "Insanity" Hannity and Anthrax "Screeching Banshee" Coultergeist? I would love to borrow a copy.